Where are you going tonight?

[Gooner Girl]

Well none of you will actually be going anywhere because it said on the radio this morning that the world's due to come to an end today, so I'm going to make up some butties, grab a bottle of red and sit on the roof watching it happen.

So I guess today is my last chance to get familiar with Megan Fox then?
The odds don't look good. Is she even in the country?

You reckon thats the only reason why the odds don't look good?!

[boltonboris]

Rohyponol makes it even odds..

[Gooner Girl]

Rohyponol makes it even odds..

Thats how you get the girls is it Boris?!

[CrazyHorse]

Well none of you will actually be going anywhere because it said on the radio this morning that the world's due to come to an end today, so I'm going to make up some butties, grab a bottle of red and sit on the roof watching it happen.

So I guess today is my last chance to get familiar with Megan Fox then?
The odds don't look good. Is she even in the country?

You reckon thats the only reason why the odds don't look good?!

I've only got one day to live and you're knocking me about how I've no chance with Megan. That's just mean.

[boltonboris]

Rohyponol makes it even odds..

Thats how you get the girls is it Boris?!

The fussy ones, aye

[Gooner Girl]

Well none of you will actually be going anywhere because it said on the radio this morning that the world's due to come to an end today, so I'm going to make up some butties, grab a bottle of red and sit on the roof watching it happen.

So I guess today is my last chance to get familiar with Megan Fox then?
The odds don't look good. Is she even in the country?

You reckon thats the only reason why the odds don't look good?!

I've only got one day to live and you're knocking me about how I've no chance with Megan. That's just mean.

Awww, sorry! I'm sure theres noone else but you she would rather sleep with on the day the world is ending. Is that better Horsey?!

[Gooner Girl]

Rohyponol makes it even odds..

Thats how you get the girls is it Boris?!

The fussy ones, aye

Classy!

You know, if you didn't make the mistake of telling them you're a Bolton fan you might find your success rate goes right up!

[Wandering Willy]

Aye - tell 'em you're an Arsenal fan and you'll get yourself a nice Tarquin.

[Gooner Girl]

Aye - tell 'em you're an Arsenal fan and you'll get yourself a nice Tarquin.

Is that what you pretend you are when on the pull, Willy? Can't say as i blame you!

[boltonboris]

Rohyponol makes it even odds..

Thats how you get the girls is it Boris?!

The fussy ones, aye

Classy!

You know, if you didn't make the mistake of telling them you're a Bolton fan you might find your success rate goes right up!

Are you flirting with me?

[Gooner Girl]

Rohyponol makes it even odds..

Thats how you get the girls is it Boris?!

The fussy ones, aye

Classy!

You know, if you didn't make the mistake of telling them you're a Bolton fan you might find your success rate goes right up!

Are you flirting with me?

Are you joking?! I know you're a Bolton fan!

[Harry Genshaw]

Where am I going tonight? Bloody nowhere. Had the snip this morning and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off

[thebish]

Where am I going tonight? Bloody nowhere. Had the snip this morning and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off

ooof!!!

I had the snip many years ago up in Middlesbrough... the very next day I was conducting a funeral of a well known Hartlepool GP.. as I scanned the congregation - one face looked oddly familiar - he was also looking at me quizzically.... it was the doctor who had performed the procedure the previous day! as I gazed at him - I saw that moment when it dawned on him who I was - and the faintest of smiles crossed his face as he raised one eyebrow!

[Harry Genshaw]

Where am I going tonight? Bloody nowhere. Had the snip this morning and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off

ooof!!!

I had the snip many years ago up in Middlesbrough... the very next day I was conducting a funeral of a well known Hartlepool GP.. as I scanned the congregation - one face looked oddly familiar - he was also looking at me quizzically.... it was the doctor who had performed the procedure the previous day! as I gazed at him - I saw that moment when it dawned on him who I was - and the faintest of smiles crossed his face as he raised one eyebrow!

That made me through the discomfort!

[boltonboris]

Oooh mate....

[Annoyed Grunt]

Ouch! Why get it done? It's making me wince reading it.

[bobo the clown]

Mine was done by a surgeon who thought he was Peter Kay. Jokes throughout.

The next day I replaced a ceiling light & turned and, as I would normally do, took one long step off the small 3 step ladder. I realised this was a mistake just as I'd tipped my balance. Not my best moment that weekend.

[Gooner Girl]

Blimey, is this the newest craze? You've all had it done... (apart from Colin)

[Annoyed Grunt]

I'll never bloody have it done....my bloods running cold thinking about it.

[Harry Genshaw]

I was chatting away to the surgeon about Libya (he had Jeremy Vine on) while he was chopping away, when I suddenly got really hot. Next thing I knew the nurse was shouting "Harry, Harry" and I had an oxygen mask over mi mush. I'd only gone and fainted - felt a right wuss