I adore Balotelli

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Prufrock » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:14 am

Planning their xmas do isnt he? HERO.
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Post by Horza » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:52 pm

Why always me?
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:53 pm

Has just scored the opener in the Manc Derby....lifts his shirt to show a t shirt saying " why always me?"

Curse you Horza. :D
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Horza » Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:12 pm

Can't believe he got yellow for that.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by seanworth » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:19 pm

Looks like Man U are going down.
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Post by seanworth » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:22 pm

6-1. We are so much better than Man U.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Verbal » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:44 pm

http://twitter.com/#!/bluevibe/status/1 ... 3269870592" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Beefheart » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:49 pm

http://footballspeak.com/post/2011/10/2 ... telli.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What a guy!
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Hoboh » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:14 pm

Ace!! :oyea:
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Sponge » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:38 am

J is for Jenny Thompson. The prostitute linked to Wayne Rooney in the media. Balotelli reportedly saw her in a Manchester restaurant and started chanting “ROONEY! ROONEY! ROONEY!” at the top of his voice.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Prufrock » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:37 pm

Also from the Gossip Column: "Mario Balotelli went shopping for his mum to buy an iron - but the Manchester City striker returned with a trampoline, a Scalextric, two Vespas and a ping pong table."
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:39 pm

Prufrock wrote:Also from the Gossip Column: "Mario Balotelli went shopping for his mum to buy an iron - but the Manchester City striker returned with a trampoline, a Scalextric, two Vespas and a ping pong table."
:pray: :lol:
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by keveh » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:15 pm

You could make up any story about Balotelli and I would believe it.

He may become the modern day Chuck Norris.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:40 pm

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by boltonboris » Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:33 am

He's ace!
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by seanworth » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:06 pm

Fast becoming a legend.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:57 am

Rumours flying around he's been driving round dressed as Father Christmas, handing out cash.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:15 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Also from the Gossip Column: "Mario Balotelli went shopping for his mum to buy an iron - but the Manchester City striker returned with a trampoline, a Scalextric, two Vespas and a ping pong table."
:pray: :lol:
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by officer_dibble » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:59 pm

Man of the year?
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Jokers in White » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:17 pm

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