Today I'm happy about......

[Annoyed Grunt]

Alex Jones in a kinda see through cat suit on Strictly.......ding dong!

I'm hoping Alex Jones is a woman, Grunt?

She is Bruce, the one off The One Show.

[Bruce Rioja]

Alex Jones in a kinda see through cat suit on Strictly.......ding dong!

I'm hoping Alex Jones is a woman, Grunt?

She is Bruce, the one off The One Show.

Just put her name into Google Images to she wich one.

I say, this pic's a little thong in cheek

[Annoyed Grunt]

Cheeky.

[Gooner Girl]

Can hear my baby boy killing himself with laughter in the nursery. Must have just woken up. I think his twin sister (who knows how to stand) is playing peep-o with him over the side of the cots again Lovely to listen to!

[thebish]

I'm no bike-mechanic expert - I stick strictly to 2/3-spanner hobs in the Haines Manual!

BUT - faced with a knackered starter motor - and replacement being a costly option - I thought, what's to lose in stripping it down - cleaning it out and replacing the brushes? (for a few pounds)

so - I did (and removed a lump of corrosion from the edge of the commutator)

just put it back in (with the help of a hammer and a block of persuader wood) - and it only fecking starts - first time and every time!!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Katy Perry on The Simpsons.

[Prufrock]

I don't venture in here often, but, today I' happy, nay, I'm over the fecking moon about our under 8's getting their first ever win together. It is non-competitive, but you try telling them that, they were so over the moon. I nearly started welling up! A proper 'this is why we bother' job.

[Gooner Girl]

I don't venture in here often, but, today I' happy, nay, I'm over the fecking moon about our under 8's getting their first ever win together. It is non-competitive, but you try telling them that, they were so over the moon. I nearly started welling up! A proper 'this is why we bother' job.

One of the best bits of the job when your teams do well, especially the littlies i've found!

[Gooner Girl]

Today i am happy about Robin Van Persie...

[Prufrock]

I don't venture in here often, but, today I' happy, nay, I'm over the fecking moon about our under 8's getting their first ever win together. It is non-competitive, but you try telling them that, they were so over the moon. I nearly started welling up! A proper 'this is why we bother' job.

One of the best bits of the job when your teams do well, especially the littlies i've found!

Not arsed about the older ones any more. Two of us are doing the 8s, going to pass them on at the end of the year and do next years 8s. Only their fourth game together, passing, moving, brilliant. Couple of them would get a game down the Reebok next week!

[Gooner Girl]

I don't venture in here often, but, today I' happy, nay, I'm over the fecking moon about our under 8's getting their first ever win together. It is non-competitive, but you try telling them that, they were so over the moon. I nearly started welling up! A proper 'this is why we bother' job.

One of the best bits of the job when your teams do well, especially the littlies i've found!

Not arsed about the older ones any more. Two of us are doing the 8s, going to pass them on at the end of the year and do next years 8s. Only their fourth game together, passing, moving, brilliant. Couple of them would get a game down the Reebok next week!

My favourite age groups to work with are U8 and U9. Its even better when something you have been teaching them in lessons comes off when they try it in a game.

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm happy because someone sent me this. Well, you know? My joie de vivre sells much cheaper on a Tuesday morning.

Draw a stickman and follow the prompts.

http://www.drawastickman.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Gooner Girl]

Today I'm happy because someone sent me this. Well, you know? My joie de vivre sells much cheaper on a Tuesday morning.

Draw a stickman and follow the prompts.

http://www.drawastickman.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Very good. Certainly won't be submitting my shocking art work though!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Today I'm happy because someone sent me this. Well, you know? My joie de vivre sells much cheaper on a Tuesday morning.

Draw a stickman and follow the prompts.

http://www.drawastickman.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Very good. Certainly won't be submitting my shocking art work though!

Shocking art work for me too.

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm happy because someone sent me this. Well, you know? My joie de vivre sells much cheaper on a Tuesday morning.

Draw a stickman and follow the prompts.

http://www.drawastickman.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Very good. Certainly won't be submitting my shocking art work though!

Told me my balloon looked like a rubbish egg

[Annoyed Grunt]

Today I'm happy because someone sent me this. Well, you know? My joie de vivre sells much cheaper on a Tuesday morning.

Draw a stickman and follow the prompts.

http://www.drawastickman.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Very good. Certainly won't be submitting my shocking art work though!

Told me my balloon looked like a rubbish egg

Same here.

[boltonboris]

Is it wrong that I drew mine with a penis?

[Wandering Willy]

It's certainly not surprising.

[boltonboris]

[thebish]

Bloke pulled up next to me at the lights on the A12 - the very guy that Hoboh described earlier - gleaming Ducati Diavel with HUGE look-at-me exhausts. He looked at me disdainfully on my CB500, then revved in preparation for the lights to change. the lights change - he stalls - I roar off into the distance with Seven Kings and Ilford in my sights!!

best. moment. ever!

(he did overtake me later on - but the damage was done!!)