Jacko's Fulham FC - Khan's Wanderers

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Poll ended at Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:41 am

DRAW!
2
2%
F***ham will win it!
20
23%
Bolton Wins the Boat Race! (of the day)
2
2%
Bolton's Boat Sinks
7
8%
Boatmaker Coyle Fired for taking outside work
2
2%
Red card for Bolton, and Bolton Loss
19
22%
Jussi to score the Equaliser in injury time
5
6%
K.Davies to have most Tackles & Goals of the match
3
3%
Ball is kicked into the Thames and match is called off
10
12%
Bolton to win
6
7%
Bolton will win
5
6%
Bolton win
5
6%
 
Total votes: 86

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Re: Jacko's Fulham FC - Khan's Wanderers

Post by Verbal » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:03 pm

If David Luiz plays like he's being controlled by a 10 year old with a PS3 then Coyle manages like he's being controlled by some prepubescent with a copy of FM.

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Post by Jokers in White » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:03 pm

Bad news is blackburn and wolves lost so that will keep coyle in a job, worse run of results since 1902.
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Post by Turkish Trotter » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:05 pm

Sponge wrote:
burnden_park1984 wrote:It's amazing that Zat Knight has 2 caps for england that's as many as the legendary Brian Clough. Not sure what the smiles are about he's a disgrace.

On a seperate not sign young Jordan Rhodes from Huddersfield 4th hat trick this season, just scored 4 against Megson's Wednesday.
Four! Bloody hell. But again, why would he come to us? Huddersfield are more likely than Bolton to be in the Premiership next season.

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Post by burnden_park1984 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:06 pm

Jokers in White wrote:worse run of results since 1902.
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Post by One Hump Or Two? » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:14 pm

Very hard to find any crumbs of comfort whatsoever.

Fulham should have been knackered and demoralised after Wednesday but they looked fitter, fresher and more up for it than we did.

Defence undone too easily, time and again. If not for Cahill, it could have been 4 or 5.

Utterly toothless and devoid of ideas going forward.

Constantly bemused by fairly simple passing and movement from Fulham in the middle.

Here we are in December and it's patently obvious that Coyle still has no idea about his best personnel or best formation, and cannot get the team to play with any cohesion or spirit.

He has to go NOW. Simple as. We may still get relegated but another manager will at least give us the chance of going down fighting. The only future I can see under Coyle is ending up as a trivia question after we finish the season with 12 points and a minus 43 goal difference.

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:15 pm

Porrohman wrote:Well we only let in 2!!!!
... AND finished with 11 players.
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Post by Sponge » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:16 pm

One Hump Or Two? wrote:Very hard to find any crumbs of comfort whatsoever.

Fulham should have been knackered and demoralised after Wednesday but they looked fitter, fresher and more up for it than we did.

Defence undone too easily, time and again. If not for Cahill, it could have been 4 or 5.

Utterly toothless and devoid of ideas going forward.

Constantly bemused by fairly simple passing and movement from Fulham in the middle.

Here we are in December and it's patently obvious that Coyle still has no idea about his best personnel or best formation, and cannot get the team to play with any cohesion or spirit.

He has to go NOW. Simple as. We may still get relegated but another manager will at least give us the chance of going down fighting. The only future I can see under Coyle is ending up as a trivia question after we finish the season with 12 points and a minus 43 goal difference.
I'm glad you're maintaining your optimism in these dark times. Myself, I can't see how we're going to get past 9.

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Post by One Hump Or Two? » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:20 pm

Sponge wrote:
One Hump Or Two? wrote:Very hard to find any crumbs of comfort whatsoever.

Fulham should have been knackered and demoralised after Wednesday but they looked fitter, fresher and more up for it than we did.

Defence undone too easily, time and again. If not for Cahill, it could have been 4 or 5.

Utterly toothless and devoid of ideas going forward.

Constantly bemused by fairly simple passing and movement from Fulham in the middle.

Here we are in December and it's patently obvious that Coyle still has no idea about his best personnel or best formation, and cannot get the team to play with any cohesion or spirit.

He has to go NOW. Simple as. We may still get relegated but another manager will at least give us the chance of going down fighting. The only future I can see under Coyle is ending up as a trivia question after we finish the season with 12 points and a minus 43 goal difference.
I'm glad you're maintaining your optimism in these dark times. Myself, I can't see how we're going to get past 9.
I think we will manage to fluke a win against one of Wigan, Blackburn or Wolves.

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Post by wanderers_on_tour » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:22 pm

Quick change of subject..how did alonso do??

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Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:23 pm

wanderers_on_tour wrote:Quick change of subject..how did alonso do??
Was one of the better players... got his head onto stuff showed some attacking play but was left up against dembele, johnson & Dempsey too often and not enough help from mavies!
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Post by Porrohman » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:24 pm

Just seen Coyle's post match interview.......same old crap about how a `mad minute` did for us and that we tried hard to get back into the game.
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Post by Holden midfielder » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:35 pm

Thought Alonso did play well also. Not sure Ruiz goal was his fault.

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Post by HMX » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:36 pm

I thought Alonso was one of our better players today. Not that that's a mean feat.

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Post by Holden midfielder » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:38 pm

Getting harder and harder to be a Coyle fan though with that team selection. Why Ngog and Tuncay are not getting a run in the team is beyond me.

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Post by One Hump Or Two? » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:53 pm

Porrohman wrote:Just seen Coyle's post match interview.......same old crap about how a `mad minute` did for us and that we tried hard to get back into the game.
Feck me.
The most damning evidence yet. If he thinks that was a decent effort bar the "mad minute", it explains a lot. It also explains why he has to go now.

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Post by irie Cee Bee » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:03 pm

Another poor performance.

Positives... Alonso who played well with very little cove in font of him and was a willing runner who hardly gave away the ball..

Still looking for other positives...er.. maybe Cahill, despite given a rough time by Johnson, still played like his heart was in it..

When Eagles came into the game, we started to get some possession as the other players, except Alonso, were all in a hurry to get rid of the ball.

Negatives ... plenty..

OC lining up with 4 Central Midfielders.. strange. Maybe he has an eye for Tuesdays game..

Knight, Boyata, Klasnic, M and K Davies, Pratley.. all poor. Did I leave out anyone ?

It seems certain we will go down with this crop of players, and no one will want to come to us in January.. We will do better next year with Ricketts, LCY, Wheater and hopefully Holden. It might be however too much to do.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:18 pm

Billy Davies? Fook me, what's the point, we'd still go down and it'd be even more depressing. Second half were ok, but what's the fecking point when we're 2-0 down. What the fook was that team?! Alonso was better than expected, he wasn't that bad....except he switched off utterly and let Ruiz in with a piece of actual schoolboy defending. Same team that finished for B'Burn please. Unless Wheater is back. Boyata can fook off.
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Post by scotty » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:27 pm

Billy Davies wouldnt be my first choice but at least he knows how to organise a defence whereas Coyle doesnt have a clue how to keep a clean sheet.
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Post by One Hump Or Two? » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:28 pm

Alonso probably was at fault for the Ruiz goal but given what was coming at him through the game, overall it was a pretty decent effort. His passing is genuinely good. The fact he hasn't played to date despite Robbo's consistent ineptitude is yet another reason to worry about Coyle's judgement.

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:01 pm

One Hump Or Two? wrote:Alonso probably was at fault for the Ruiz goal but given what was coming at him through the game, overall it was a pretty decent effort. His passing is genuinely good. The fact he hasn't played to date despite Robbo's consistent ineptitude is yet another reason to worry about Coyle's judgement.

He's been injured hasn't he?

Happy to blame OC for everything else though.

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