Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by The Axman » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:51 am

boltonboris wrote:My fingers were... Found the wrong hole
Orifice not hole :doh:

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by boltonboris » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:59 am

No, it was weekend.. I wasn't in work
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:45 pm

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boltonboris wrote:My fingers were... Found the wrong hole
Orifice not hole :doh:
It doesn't make it any better !
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jmjhb » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:43 pm

I think Liverpool fans have finally reached the end of their tether having been an utter irrelevance for the past 20 years.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:34 pm

boltonboris wrote:Yeah.. We were big mates at one point.. Until he caught me fingering his daughter beside the bins outside the MEN during the masters tournament a few years back.

There wasn't a hint of racism
That wasn't why I asked.

I just wondered how you knew he wasn't racist?

Because I'm of the opinion that its fine to discuss something without having to always say "well yeah Gary, I'm sure he's not that sort of player" every time something happens.

I have no idea what Hansen thinks, really I don't care, but he came across as my grandad describing that Asian family who've just moved in down the road. Probably isn't racist, just sounded a bit silly, really.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by CAPSLOCK » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:10 pm

He probably thinks the fuss about coloured or black is a bit silly, really

Who is to say he's wrong?
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Athers » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:33 pm

Coloured is out of date though, but he won't lose his job and I imagine everyone's OK with that (for this reason anyway)

It is a worse connotation historically than calling someone black/asian

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:12 am

"I don't care that Suarez has a 9 match ban on the way .... and is English football's biggest cheat & diver ... & if we don't finish in the top 4 we're fecked.... no, not at all .... "
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:56 am

And despite being a cnut is by far and away their best player too!
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by 2399 » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:17 am

Last night I got smokes at 7 eleven and to make it an even twenty dollars I got some Match Attax...

I got Kenny Dalglish!!

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jaffka » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:09 pm

That Andy Carroll is a clever lad.

Sky sports has just shown him walking into the away dressing room at Anfield.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:06 pm

jaffka wrote:That Andy Carroll is a clever lad.

Sky sports has just shown him walking into the away dressing room at Anfield.
Would that have not been to see if ex team mates?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:14 pm

I'm still trying to work out how Stevie Me got motm, and even more confusingly why the studio commentator has just hoped we all enjoyed this season and are looking forward to the next..

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:16 pm

Aye - I think he got his years and seasons mixed up.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:42 pm

In exchange for what?
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jaffka » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:51 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:That Andy Carroll is a clever lad.

Sky sports has just shown him walking into the away dressing room at Anfield.
Would that have not been to see if ex team mates?
Did not look like that.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:45 am

jaffka wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:That Andy Carroll is a clever lad.

Sky sports has just shown him walking into the away dressing room at Anfield.
Would that have not been to see if ex team mates?
Did not look like that.
Appearances can be deceptive.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jaffka » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:32 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:That Andy Carroll is a clever lad.

Sky sports has just shown him walking into the away dressing room at Anfield.
Would that have not been to see if ex team mates?
Did not look like that.
Appearances can be deceptive.
did you see it?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:15 am

jaffka wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:That Andy Carroll is a clever lad.

Sky sports has just shown him walking into the away dressing room at Anfield.
Would that have not been to see if ex team mates?
Did not look like that.
Appearances can be deceptive.
did you see it?
Yep.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jaffka » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:18 am

oh well, looks like we differ in the interpretation of what we saw, never mind then

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