Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Holden midfielder » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:21 pm

Just can't see anything positive out of tomorrow night's encounter. We will line up in a 4-4-2 with Klasnic and Davies up front and get stOmped with a 3-0 score line. "piss up it's tits" will be the last thing we hear exiting the grou d.

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by jmjhb » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:59 pm

Gail Platz wrote:Oh bollocks, we saw what happened last time we had Bogdan in the side!
We lost 2-1 at the Emirates?

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:07 pm

the super-human al-habsi seems to have shipped another 4 tonight... one from 30yds and one from 20yds... just saying....

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:10 pm

other results have gone our way this year - win this one and we'll be peering out of the relegation abyss seeing daylight above us rather than being slumped at the bottom of it....

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by lovethesmellofnapalm » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:28 pm

...and with the knowledge that only us of the bottom six has the capacity- the real "we used to be a top six side" capacity- to pull ourselves out of the mire.

i'm feeling positive
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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:31 pm

Nooooooooooooooo !!

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by 2399 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:10 am

I better wake up for this!!! :evil: :pray:


We'll win for sure! :o

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Vertigo » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:54 am

Out of the games I've watched this season, we've only won 1 (the Stoke game). Perhaps it's a good omen that it's too early to wake up for lol.

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Sponge » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:16 am

Lose this and we're down. I'm certain.

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by burnden_park1984 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:32 am

I'v got a strange feeling Bolton gonna win this 2-0

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Lennon'sEleven » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:17 am

I'd be tempted to go:

Bogdan
Steinsson Cahill Knight Ricketts
Eagles NRC Mavis Muamba Petrov
Ngog

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by boltonboris » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:20 am

Probably our best option on paper, but we won't score with that line up.
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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:53 am

boltonboris wrote:Probably our best option on paper, but we won't score with that line up.
Possibly not, but I'd be delighted with nowt apiece (and I now hate myself for saying that).
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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by boltonboris » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:06 am

Oh without a doubt, but each and every defender and our goalkeeper are worth at least a fvck up per game. I hope we don't get punished for them if we're sacrificing any chance of goals.
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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:52 pm

There are so many reasons and memories to make beating Everton a fervent wish:

Everton itself, the brainless oafs at the club who issue tickets right behind concrete pillars so you can't see feck all, the thuggish fans trying to ambush our lot outside the ground regardless of women and kids, car-scratching, kid protection rackets on car-minding.

On the pitch: Alan Stubbs blatantly shoving two players aside to let them score with a free kick and win, that goal/no-goal that sent us down, oh, and Duncan Ferguson.

Happiest abiding memory off the field is of an ugly Scouse git being grabbed by the hair and twxtted against a wall by the arse-end of a very large police horse.

A must-not-lose in every way you can think of.
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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Sponge » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:33 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:There are so many reasons and memories to make beating Everton a fervent wish:

Everton itself, the brainless oafs at the club who issue tickets right behind concrete pillars so you can't see feck all, the thuggish fans trying to ambush our lot outside the ground regardless of women and kids, car-scratching, kid protection rackets on car-minding.

On the pitch: Alan Stubbs blatantly shoving two players aside to let them score with a free kick and win, that goal/no-goal that sent us down, oh, and Duncan Ferguson.

Happiest abiding memory off the field is of an ugly Scouse git being grabbed by the hair and twxtted against a wall by the arse-end of a very large police horse.

A must-not-lose in every way you can think of.
Wow, that's a dextrous rear-end.

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:39 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Probably our best option on paper, but we won't score with that line up.
Possibly not, but I'd be delighted with nowt apiece (and I now hate myself for saying that).
as you should!! :D

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by elfil76 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:57 pm

I will wake up at 3:50 am and see the lineup, if robbo, skd and pratley (even on bench) then i am going to sleep.

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by wanderers_on_tour » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:05 pm

elfil76 wrote:I will wake up at 3:50 am and see the lineup, if robbo, skd and pratley (even on bench) then i am going to sleep.
He will be, apparently was just out with illness against Wolves. Shame really, he could have been the difference :wink: :twisted:

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Re: Onwards and Upwards Everton vs Bolton (Match thread)

Post by Lennon'sEleven » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:05 pm

elfil76 wrote:I will wake up at 3:50 am and see the lineup, if robbo, skd and pratley (even on bench) then i am going to sleep.
Don't bother waking up then!

We haven't got enough players for them to not even make the bench.
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