Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:30 pm

boltonboris wrote:
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boltonboris wrote:I'd still rinse the shit out of it
:roll:

No fecking standards, some folk.
If she dropped her knickers, you'd drop your standards :wink:
For the sake of two minutes? She could feck right off!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:46 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
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boltonboris wrote:I'd still rinse the shit out of it
No fecking standards, some folk.
If she dropped her knickers, you'd drop your standards :wink:
For the sake of two minutes? She could feck right off!
Make it 30 seconds and you could do it to the Countdown music.
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by thebish » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:14 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQw4ixYFWQI
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:20 pm



:lol:

would love to see carol vordermans

better than that other cvntdown bird
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by boltonboris » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:26 pm

WHAT? She looks like a balloon stretched over an egg box!

The new one is absolutely shit-hot
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:28 pm

no way she's the ultimate MILF

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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:29 pm


And for those of us currently You tube less? :conf:
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:33 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:

And for those of us currently You tube less? :conf:

carol vordermans cvntflaps
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:36 pm

She's horrific! Was on Jules Holland bopping like a Grannie at a funeral! That's before you get to the fact she is bat-shit mental. Rach all the way!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:38 pm

She's Des Kelly's missus for crying out loud.

Damaged goods.
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by thebish » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:38 pm

Prufrock wrote:She's horrific! Was on Jules Holland bopping like a Grannie at a funeral! That's before you get to the fact she is bat-shit mental. Rach all the way!
Vorderman is the most irritating "celebrity" north of John Cheese!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:41 pm

Indeed. Nearest I've seen anybody run Griffin for making a tit out of themselves on Question Time!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:47 pm

you lot would fvck it given half a chance
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by ratbert » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:47 pm

No votes for Susie in Dictionary Corner then? :mrgreen:
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by boltonboris » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:59 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:you lot would fvck it given half a chance
Still doesn't her much credit though!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:11 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:you lot would fvck it given half a chance

Not really saying much though is it. I'm on record as saying I'd be up to the hilt in her Royal Majesty given half a chance!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:26 pm

That is a step too far.
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:30 pm

But, but, every time you pulled out a tenner! Think of the stories. Admittedly it would probably mean I could never go to Paris again, especially in a Merc driven by a rugby league player, but still! Wait a few months and that might not even be a problem!
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:46 pm

Prufrock wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:you lot would fvck it given half a chance

Not really saying much though is it. I'm on record as saying I'd be up to the hilt in her Royal Majesty given half a chance!

but i would bang it tho

obviously it does't say alot about me

back in the day i spent many a days sick of ov school beating one out to countdown

plus denise van outen on the big breakfast OOh they were the days *halo*

i like the mother figure :mrgreen:
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Re: Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

Post by thebish » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:49 pm

i'm struggling to imagine the depths of despair someone's life must have reached to even make it remotely possible they could "beat one out" over carol vorderman... :vomit:
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