I adore Balotelli

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Debo » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:46 pm

Latest is he's just booked 24 homeless people into the Hilton for New Years Eve
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:02 pm

Debo wrote:Latest is he's just booked 24 homeless people into the Hilton for New Years Eve
Hope he lobs a few quid behind the bar for them, just to cheer up the folk that have booked a special night out there. :-)
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:04 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Debo wrote:Latest is he's just booked 24 homeless people into the Hilton for New Years Eve
Hope he lobs a few quid behind the bar for them, just to cheer up the folk that have booked a special night out there. :-)
I thought that exactly. Really nice idea by the strange man, but imagine being there.

Does it make us bad people ?
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:52 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Debo wrote:Latest is he's just booked 24 homeless people into the Hilton for New Years Eve
Hope he lobs a few quid behind the bar for them, just to cheer up the folk that have booked a special night out there. :-)
I thought that exactly. Really nice idea by the strange man, but imagine being there.

Does it make us bad people ?

In my book

YES!

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:30 pm

Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Debo wrote:Latest is he's just booked 24 homeless people into the Hilton for New Years Eve
Hope he lobs a few quid behind the bar for them, just to cheer up the folk that have booked a special night out there. :-)
I thought that exactly. Really nice idea by the strange man, but imagine being there.

Does it make us bad people ?
In my book
YES!
:mrgreen:
Yes, but you're a tramp !
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:39 pm

So many stories coming out about him he's practically an urban legend......the new one is he's filled his car with petrol and paid for everyone on the forecourt to fill up too.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Athers » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:55 pm

I think it's all a scam to get us to spend money in Manchester!
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:22 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:So many stories coming out about him he's practically an urban legend......the new one is he's filled his car with petrol and paid for everyone on the forecourt to fill up too.
You'd be sick if you'd only put a tenners worth in, wouldn't you?! :(
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by officer_dibble » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:17 pm

narr i reckon he would stump you a double decker and a copy of razzle!
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Debo » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:34 pm

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by malcd1 » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:08 pm

How many games is he going to be suspended for? Or was he just off balance?

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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:20 pm

malcd1 wrote:How many games is he going to be suspended for? Or was he just off balance?

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4 this time I believe.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by thebish » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:23 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
malcd1 wrote:How many games is he going to be suspended for? Or was he just off balance?

http://www.balls.ie/2012/01/22/that-mar ... stamp-gif/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
4 this time I believe.
on the evidence of that gif I can't see how that is anything other than a deliberate stamp...
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by truewhite15 » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:29 pm

Some people are saying that the fact Mario didn't look around means it was unintentional. Lets stop kidding around, he knows exactly where Parker is when he kicks out.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:23 am

the blokes a fvcking knob

and worse thing is he really is't that good
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:16 am

Have to say I'm still 50:50 on whether it was intentional or not.....
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:20 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:Have to say I'm still 50:50 on whether it was intentional or not.....
You are joking, right? His natural movement would be to bring his foot forward, not stamp it back.
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:25 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Have to say I'm still 50:50 on whether it was intentional or not.....
You are joking, right? His natural movement would be to bring his foot forward, not stamp it back.
Well yes...I think it is possible he was trying to ground his foot. Also the speed it happened at, I'm not convinced he could have calculated a stamp.

At the same time, it doesn't look good and like you say doesn't seem natural.

He'll be banned and I don't think he can have any complaints even if it was accidental. When he looks at it he'll have to admit it looks bad!
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by The Axman » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:57 am

Shoot me down in flames time.
There are many many knobheads that play football in the Premiership, some of who I really detest (Wayne Arsehairhead Rooney and Joey Jackoff Barton jointly topping my list), but I actually quite like our cute cuddly Mario. I like his extremely nonchalant attitude to scoring, makes a very nice change from the mouth frothing badge kissing cartwheelin' baby-rocking bollocks that has preceded him over the last decade. Go for it Balotelli (I mean... Ignore it Balotelli)
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Re: I adore Balotelli

Post by Athers » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:09 am

plymouth wanderer wrote:the blokes a fvcking knob

and worse thing is he really is't that good
He actually is good though, there's a reason Mancini has picked him for all their big games this season, save yesterday when he's not fully fit.
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