Today I'm happy about......

[bobo the clown]

I've just had confirmation that in April I'll be playing a round of golf here: http://www.championsretreat.net/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Lucky f*cker

enjoy

bloody norah knockers!! how did you scab your way into there?

ps. In case you don't know, that remark means "do they need any religious input ? My bags are always packed."

[thebish]

I've just had confirmation that in April I'll be playing a round of golf here: http://www.championsretreat.net/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Lucky f*cker

enjoy

bloody norah knockers!! how did you scab your way into there?

ps. In case you don't know, that remark means "do they need any religious input ? My bags are always packed."

not me guv! I don't know one end of a golf bat from the other!

[Prufrock]

Remember my cousins neighbour who would've been about 6 at the time (he's now 17, bloody hell!) asking if he could have a go with his golf stick. Upon being informed it was a club, he asked if he could have a go with his golf club stick

[bobo the clown]

Can you kick the ball if you have a club foot ??

[Bruce Rioja]

ps. In case you don't know, that remark means "do they need any religious input ? My bags are always packed."

Well, it's on the border of Georgia and South Carolina so - Bible belt-tastic!

[Bruce Rioja]

SLF at The Ritz - tickets sorted!

[The Axman]

Today I'm happy about...
... having had two things to write about in Today I'm angry about...

[The Axman]

Oh yeah, and also...
having had a terrific curry last night managed to squeeze out a stunning fart this morning under the sheets, leaving the missus dazed and groggy.

[thebish]

whilst it is not quite such a reason to be cheerful as Axman's anecdote above....

had my third funeral of the week today (6 so far in January...)

anyway - freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing today - but we had a piper - and quite a good one... cheered me up! (and he was colder than me!)

here he is!


piper by revnev, on Flickr

[TANGODANCER]

Did he play that well-know favourite of all passers on, Amazing Grace?

[thebish]

Did he play that well-know favourite of all passers on, Amazing Grace?

I think it is an obligation of the pipers code!

[Bruce Rioja]

we had a piper - and quite a good one

Have you gone fecking deaf, man?

[thebish]

we had a piper - and quite a good one

Have you gone fecking deaf, man?

what?

[TANGODANCER]

Sorry Bruce, but this is one of the rare (very rare?) occasions I'm with thebish. The pipes and drums of the Black Watch playing The Black Bear at full bore is one of the most stirring and thrilling sounds on earth.

[thebish]

Sorry Bruce, but this is one of the rare (very rare?) occasions I'm with thebish. The pipes and drums of the Black Watch playing The Black Bear at full bore is one of the most stirring and thrilling sounds on earth.

I'm not really into massed pipes... just the one piper makes a spine-tingly haunting impression across a foggy cemetery - mournful and moving...

pipes should definitely only be outside and a long way away... I once had a funeral where they had the piper INSIDE a small crem chapel - it was DEAFENINGLY awful!!!

[Bruce Rioja]

Sorry Bruce, but this is one of the rare (very rare?) occasions I'm with thebish. The pipes and drums of the Black Watch playing The Black Bear at full bore is one of the most stirring and thrilling sounds on earth.

Sorry Tango, I hadn't for a second realised that this lone racket-maker was actually replicating the pipes and drums of the Black Watch playing The Black Bear at full bore.

How the feck could you tell that from the picture?

[bobo the clown]

Did he play that well-know favourite of all passers on, Amazing Grace?

"The Mucking of Geordie's Bryre" followed by "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" surely.

[TANGODANCER]

Sorry Bruce, but this is one of the rare (very rare?) occasions I'm with thebish. The pipes and drums of the Black Watch playing The Black Bear at full bore is one of the most stirring and thrilling sounds on earth.

Sorry Tango, I hadn't for a second realised that this lone racket-maker was actually replicating the pipes and drums of the Black Watch playing The Black Bear at full bore.

How the feck could you tell that from the picture?

He's wearing a black watch.

[Dujon]

Damn it, TANGO, I'll have to out and buy a black watch and retire my gold one. If nothing else such action would give me an excuse for my in-shower wailing.

[The Axman]

whilst it is not quite such a reason to be cheerful as Axman's anecdote above....

had my third funeral of the week today (6 so far in January...)

anyway - freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing today - but we had a piper - and quite a good one... cheered me up! (and he was colder than me!)

here he is!


piper by revnev, on Flickr

Bloody hell - he's either got frost in his hat or they've been reduced to shooting old age bears.