His name is Ryo and he...signs for Bolton til t'summer

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

feck off! that's all I know...

He shoots. He scores

I'm fine by the way.. I didn't take Japanese as a GCSE as I didn't get a good enough grade at 3rd year French.. So go easy on me!

Is it just me that finds that an odd statement? Japanese isn't based on the French language is it?

[Prufrock]

You always have to take these outlandish 100m times for footballers with a pinch of salt. I remember when everyone was claiming Walcott could run it in 10.2 or something, which I'm almost certain he can't.

10.9 isn't that quick all things considered... wouldn't have won the UK Schools title with that time last year... he'd probably make the GB team for the Olympics this year but that's a whole new ball game...

Yeah, I'm not saying it's impossible he's that quick, but a lot of the times quoted for footballers seem to just be plucked out of thin air. Ryo hardly has the build of a 100m sprinter either.

They're normally measurements taken in games and so aren't from a standing start. I'd not be that shocked if Walcott was sub 11 seconds.

Apparently C-Ron is sub 11 from a standing start.

[boltonboris]

feck off! that's all I know...

He shoots. He scores

I'm fine by the way.. I didn't take Japanese as a GCSE as I didn't get a good enough grade at 3rd year French.. So go easy on me!

Is it just me that finds that an odd statement? Japanese isn't based on the French language is it?

Our School was one of those Language college thingies. Anyhow, when they introduced Japanese as a GCSE option. To apply, you had to show a proficiency in other languages.

I didn't pay any attention in French and I never did German or Spanish.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Bet they were right proud of you at that language school then

[boltonboris]

Apparently, my "language was atrocious" Fvckin cvnts can fvck right off

[ohjimmyjimmy]

haha me thinks you misunderstood what they expected of you...

[Andy Waller]

You always have to take these outlandish 100m times for footballers with a pinch of salt. I remember when everyone was claiming Walcott could run it in 10.2 or something, which I'm almost certain he can't.

10.9 isn't that quick all things considered... wouldn't have won the UK Schools title with that time last year... he'd probably make the GB team for the Olympics this year but that's a whole new ball game...

Yeah, I'm not saying it's impossible he's that quick, but a lot of the times quoted for footballers seem to just be plucked out of thin air. Ryo hardly has the build of a 100m sprinter either.

They're normally measurements taken in games and so aren't from a standing start. I'd not be that shocked if Walcott was sub 11 seconds.

Apparently C-Ron is sub 11 from a standing start.

I've heard rumours that Robinson is sub-60. I'll believe it when I see it though.

[newboy]

He looks nippy enough shrugged of a few challenges so not that lightweight .Pity there's no pace anywhere else in the team I can see him running the entire length of the pitch then having a fag and a coffee waiting for the rest to catch up.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

He looks nippy enough shrugged of a few challenges so not that lightweight .Pity there's no pace anywhere else in the team I can see him running the entire length of the pitch then having a fag and a coffee waiting for the rest to catch up.

Tim Ream will steam past him.

[Sponge]

He looks nippy enough shrugged of a few challenges so not that lightweight .Pity there's no pace anywhere else in the team I can see him running the entire length of the pitch then having a fag and a coffee waiting for the rest to catch up.

Tim Ream will steam past him.

Bish is on his way to Beachy Head after reading that.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Apparently, my "language was atrocious" Fvckin cvnts can fvck right off

Not just French then Boris?

[TANGODANCER]

Apparently, my "language was atrocious" Fvckin cvnts can fvck right off

I learned more about English by studying Spanish than I ever did using it. Here, we just take it all for granted. We're probably the laziest nation in the world on languages.

[boltonboris]

That was the joke, aye!

[Tals-biggest-fan]

Photographer needs to get his legs sorted!

[bobo the clown]

Picture, shirt, stare like a rabbit in headlights.

[Sponge]

He looks about 12, bless him.

[CrazyHorse]

I never realised the Reebok was built on such a steep hill.

[Sponge]

I never realised the Reebok was built on such a steep hill.

That's cause of your one short leg.

[bobo the clown]

He looks about 12, bless him.

He's actually 27. That's what eating raw fish does for you.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Arsene Wenger wished me luck and told me to enjoy myself when I get the chance to play. Jack Wilshere said I would become a better player by playing here. I saw what Jack did here two years ago. Of course, I want to be like him and play well for Bolton. My style is to dribble with the ball so I'm excited to come here. I think it will be different (from London). My first impressions are that it is a bit colder in Bolton.