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Site Playing Up

Post by jaffka » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:01 pm

Anyone else having problems with the site not opening up or when it does slow loading times?

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:03 pm

Yes for a while now.
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:02 pm

For about 5 mins just now...

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:12 pm

All day.

Which is a rather sad reflection on how I've spent my time today. Nevertheless.
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by thebish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:21 pm

aye - like crawling through treacle in a fat suit...
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Dujon » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:24 pm

Seems fine here (2323 UTC).

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:41 am

I am assuming by the lack of posts this morning that the site is slow again. It is for me.
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:52 am

Really struggling too this morning-I've only just managed to get on now; been trying since 7:30.
I've had to do a load of effing work instead.
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:58 am

Fine here but have had a few problems in last few weeks with it being slow, not loading...

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:28 am

The gooner block's not working then. :mrgreen:
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:30 am

Wandering Willy wrote:The gooner block's not working then. :mrgreen:
:D Clearly not! Bet you're all gutted!

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by The Axman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:09 pm

You need to invoke the God of POP Servers, GG.
First sprinkle a little rocket salad onto your keyboard, then chant COYWM ten times, then hit the shift key rapidly until an unearthly sound is heard. Finally hit both shift keys at the same time whilst chanting " Arsenal are out of Europe"
There, it'll work now!

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:32 pm

The Axman wrote:You need to invoke the God of POP Servers, GG.
First sprinkle a little rocket salad onto your keyboard, then chant COYWM ten times, then hit the shift key rapidly until an unearthly sound is heard. Finally hit both shift keys at the same time whilst chanting " Arsenal are out of Europe"
There, it'll work now!
Its working fine for me! Perhaps its you Bolton fans the server doesn't like?! ;)

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by The Axman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:02 pm

That was like a very large Freudian slip or something; I could have sworn blind you started the thread GG, but when I've re-read from the start you clearly did not. I apologise for insulting you by suggesting you need to invoke the gods by sprinkling salad onto your keyboard: you obviously know that already. :lol:

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:07 pm

The Axman wrote:That was like a very large Freudian slip or something; I could have sworn blind you started the thread GG, but when I've re-read from the start you clearly did not. I apologise for insulting you by suggesting you need to invoke the gods by sprinkling salad onto your keyboard: you obviously know that already. :lol:
Bolton fans. Losing the plot. :D

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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:11 pm

The Axman wrote:That was like a very large Freudian slip or something; I could have sworn blind you started the thread GG, but when I've re-read from the start you clearly did not. I apologise for insulting you by suggesting you need to invoke the gods by sprinkling salad onto your keyboard: you obviously know that already. :lol:

GG never has salad in the house....... :wink:
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by boltonboris » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:51 pm

What does she toss then?
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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by jaffka » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:58 pm

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:40 pm

jaffka wrote:gary the enfield

Whoa! Calm down there fella! :shock:

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Re: Site Playing Up

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:53 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
jaffka wrote:gary the enfield

Whoa! Calm down there fella! :shock:
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