TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by jimbo_bwfc » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:59 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:03 pm

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Post by thebish » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:08 pm

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Face/Off starring John Travolta Sepp Blatter and Nicolas Cage Jack Warner
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:24 am

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by boltonboris » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:00 pm

Not a caption effort..

But SEXWALE! Ha
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Raven » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:02 pm

Come on N*gg*r get on the helicopter, we can shake hands later!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Andy Waller » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:44 am

"Hey Sepp, try this trampoline out for a second...."
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by thebish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:07 pm

OK - it seems I was the clear winner...

so - next up:

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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"SIX ?? SIX !! .... is that a fckg SIX on the substitute board ???"
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by truewhite15 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:57 pm

Any minute now, that ball will come down...
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:57 pm

thebish wrote:OK - it seems I was the clear winner...

so - next up:

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Little Green Man » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:17 pm

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Hey, Fab, bet you can't gargle 'Wanky Wanderers' like I can.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:23 am

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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He's subbing WHO?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Il Pirate » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:04 pm

Harmonies boys, I'm not singin' 'till we hit the harmony
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by seanworth » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:39 pm

[img]Fabrice+Muamba+Gary+Cahill+Bolton+Wanderers+_IoMZoCdyqjl.jpg[/img]

Hey, I haven't even kicked the ball yet so no need to be looking up at the stars.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Andy Waller » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:50 am

thebish wrote:OK - it seems I was the clear winner...

so - next up:

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Basham: "Oooh, look up there, I can see the Plough..."

Muamba: "Don't be daft, Kevin's over there on the bench..."
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Andy Waller » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:33 pm

Caption anyone?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:44 pm

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"Frank, in years to come they'll call that camel-toe ... & you'll still be the only bloke ever to have it !"
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