What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[Lord Kangana]

Well yes, but asparagus doesn't have performance-enhancing properties.

[thebish]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

Hot tea, honey and lemon. No milk. Save that for the Spag Bol.

Thankyou Dr Enfield! Not a big fan of honey and lemon and have run out of blackcurrant.

Uncle Bruce's salty throat medicine it is then!

[Gooner Girl]

2 shots of brandy, spoonful each of honey and brown sugar, whole squeexed lemon, fill up mug with boiling water. Go directly to bed once drunk.

You'll sleep for at least 10 hours and feel a million times better. This comes with the LK guarantee.

Would love to try that but got to go to work and teach PE to 4 year olds... Not sure they would let me sleep through the lesson, tempting as it may be....

Drink it then go to the lesson.

And report the consequences on here....we need some light relief...

If you hear reports on BBC news tonight of 'Reception class rampage through Mid Sussex' you'll know i'm out for the count snoring under a bag of footballs somewhere...

Anyways, since when do 4 year olds do PE?

I didn't till I was about 7 or sommat. Before that you just ran round the playground till you were tired out and controllable.

30 odd 4 year olds for a PE lesson? Sounds like a living hell like!

Thankfully there's nowhere near 30 of them and PE is in the national curriculum for all primary ages. It's mostly just running about games, movement skills (jumping, hopping etc) co-ordination and agility work and some basic ball skills. (combined with tying up 20 pairs of shoe paces, sorting out petty arguments and taking them to the loo...)

[Little Green Man]

It's mostly just running about games, movement skills (jumping, hopping etc) co-ordination and agility work and some basic ball skills. (combined with tying up 20 pairs of shoe paces, sorting out petty arguments and taking them to the loo...)

The sort of thing Owen Coyle does then, but without the ping-pong?

[thebish]

It's mostly just running about games, movement skills (jumping, hopping etc) co-ordination and agility work and some basic ball skills. (combined with tying up 20 pairs of shoe paces, sorting out petty arguments and taking them to the loo...)

The sort of thing Owen Coyle does then, but without the ping-pong?

[Gooner Girl]

It's mostly just running about games, movement skills (jumping, hopping etc) co-ordination and agility work and some basic ball skills. (combined with tying up 20 pairs of shoe paces, sorting out petty arguments and taking them to the loo...)

The sort of thing Owen Coyle does then, but without the ping-pong?

Hmmmm, I don't know. The type of stuff I do with reception might be a tad too advanced for the Bolton Wanderers first team squad!

[Bruce Rioja]

Thankfully there's nowhere near 30 of them

Really? I was in a class of over 30 and look how remarkably well I've turned out

[Gooner Girl]

Drink pineapple juice Bruce. That'll have them begging for more.

Lots of pieapple juice, mind. Lots.

Certainly wouldn't get me begging!

[Lord Kangana]

Try it once you'll be back for more.

[Gooner Girl]

Try it once you'll be back for more.

Can't say that til you have tried it yourself

[Lord Kangana]

I've drunk loads of pineapple juice, and I can vouch for its great taste.

[Gooner Girl]

I've drunk loads of pineapple juice, and I can vouch for its great taste.

Oh, i don;t have a problem with drinking pineapple juice, there was i thinking you meant something more sinister...

[Lord Kangana]

More sinister? Its just pineapple juice!

You must have a very smutty mind.

[Bruce Rioja]

I've got a tin of pineapple chunks, so I might have them for dinner

[Lord Kangana]

In heavy syrup? If so, drink that too.

[Bruce Rioja]

In heavy syrup? If so, drink that too.

Right oh. Then I'll need a female, you know, in the interests of research!

[Lord Kangana]

Is she in heavy syrup too?

[Bruce Rioja]

Is she in heavy syrup too?

Well it has been a while!

[Lord Kangana]

In the interests of fairness and balance, this works both ways btw.

[Bruce Rioja]

Think I might have wienerschnitzel and a mushroom stroganoff with plenty of extra garlic and mustard. Yumster!