Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Little Green Man » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:15 pm

NiceHotCuppaTea wrote:He's in a suitcase as we speak.
Just make sure the baggage handlers don't swap it for one containing Collins Mbesuma.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:31 pm

NiceHotCuppaTea wrote:He's in a suitcase as we speak.
Ah-ha ... kidnapping as a method of transer. I like it.

Anyone's missus in Barcelona at the moment ??
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by NiceHotCuppaTea » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:14 pm

Apparently it would cost extra for baggage ont' plane. Looks like he's staying lads.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:47 pm

Chelsea are targeting Arsenal and England winger Theo Walcott and could be willing to swap him for Stamford Bridge striker Daniel Sturridge.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Sponge » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:17 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Chelsea are targeting Arsenal and England winger Theo Walcott and could be willing to swap him for Stamford Bridge striker Daniel Sturridge.
:conf:

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:24 pm

Sponge wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Chelsea are targeting Arsenal and England winger Theo Walcott and could be willing to swap him for Stamford Bridge striker Daniel Sturridge.
:conf:
:shock:
That must be a rumour made up by a media type who normally does fashion stories.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:53 pm

Hardly BWFC-flavoured, that or this, but...

Stuart Pearce set to name an 'inexperienced' England squad tomorrow. Wouldn't astonish to see Sturridge in there.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:54 pm

What about Obadeyi?
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:13 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Hardly BWFC-flavoured, that or this, but...

Stuart Pearce set to name an 'inexperienced' England squad tomorrow. Wouldn't astonish to see Sturridge in there.
The Moo !!

Pearce LOVED him in the U21's. Said his performances were the best he'd ever managed, in any level.

Moo for England !!!

Can't be sure of selection on Saturday mind.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by officer_dibble » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:26 pm

does pearce play 442?

sturridge should play for england anyway, with rooney behind in the current fashionable 4231 formation. square pegs square holes and all that, sturridge being the best english goalscorer about.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:40 pm

officer_dibble wrote:does pearce play 442?
At the last U21 Euros he played Moo behind two midfielders (Cattermole? AN Other?) and three forwards - two wide, one central.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Sponge » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:13 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Hardly BWFC-flavoured, that or this, but...

Stuart Pearce set to name an 'inexperienced' England squad tomorrow. Wouldn't astonish to see Sturridge in there.
The Moo !!

Pearce LOVED him in the U21's. Said his performances were the best he'd ever managed, in any level.

Moo for England !!!

Can't be sure of selection on Saturday mind.

MOOOOOO! :pray:
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Prufrock » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:20 am

Sturridge>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wellbeck>(x867,453) Carroll.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:23 am

Is Carroll a typo?
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Prufrock » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:24 am

Why, did I miss a zero off the end?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:25 am

No, its just that he appears to be on a list of strikers that you'd consider for England.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:43 am

In fairness, Wellback is only 867.453 times better than my Great Gran. And she's dead (RIP).
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:45 am

Squad's out. No Moo. Former parishioners Sturridge and Cahill involved. Fraizer Campbell and Tom Cleverley the only uncapped players. Gerrard called up, Lampard not, nor Rio. Micah Richards back in from the Capello cold.

Goalkeepers: Scott Carson (Bursaspor), Joe Hart (Manchester City), Robert Green (West Ham United)

Defenders: Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Leighton Baines (Everton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Micah Richards (Manchester City), Chris Smalling (Manchester United), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur)

Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Tom Cleverley (Manchester United), Stewart Downing (Liverpool), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Scott Parker (Tottenham Hotspur), Ashley Young (Manchester United), Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

Forwards: Darren Bent (Aston Villa), Fraizer Campbell (Sunderland), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Danny Welbeck (Manchester United)
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by boltonboris » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:21 pm

Fraizer Campbell... One league goal since August 2010
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:37 pm

Thats a very depressing squad from a "wanting England to do well" point of view...
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