Today I'm happy about......

[Bruce Rioja]

Wife found a shop that sold dark-chocolate Bounty bars. Haven't seen em for ages. Just polished one off.

If she finds one selling Old Jamaica can she pick us a few bars up please, Tango?

Home Bargains are selling Old Jamaica, Bruce. So far I have resisted. Won't be long though!

Really? There's one of them by Burnden Park Asda isn't there? Nom nom nom nom

There is indeed. Also to be found at Bury Road, Breightmet in the old Safeway and Crostons Road, Bury next door to B&Q.

Home Bargains visited. Old Jamaica scored (and TUC crackers) Nom nom nom

[clapton is god]

Had an old Habitat chair that was cluttering up the place. Very uncomfortable and never liked it but Mrs C did. Almost gave it away but decided to put it on eBay expecting 20 quid maybe and it just made £117!

[Bruce Rioja]

Had an old Habitat chair that was cluttering up the place. Very uncomfortable and never liked it but Mrs C did. Almost gave it away but decided to put it on eBay expecting 20 quid maybe and it just made £117!

I take it that you didn't mention either 'uncomfortable' or 'clutter' in your description, Cig?

I have a Volkswagen Sports jacket that they gave me with my last car. I've never worn it for fear of being mistaken for an Alan Partridge type. I'm told though that if I were to stick it on ebay it'd fetch a few Quid. I've no idea how to though

[Gooner Girl]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

[thebish]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

glad someone's happy anyway

[Gooner Girl]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

glad someone's happy anyway

Awww hun - what can i do to make you happy like me?!

[thebish]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

glad someone's happy anyway

Awww hun - what can i do to make you happy like me?!

...that's a conversation probably best continued elsewhere!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

glad someone's happy anyway

Awww hun - what can i do to make you happy like me?!

...that's a conversation probably best continued elsewhere!

[Gooner Girl]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

glad someone's happy anyway

Awww hun - what can i do to make you happy like me?!

...that's a conversation probably best continued elsewhere!

Oooh err!

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I am a very very happy Gooner....

glad someone's happy anyway

Awww hun - what can i do to make you happy like me?!

...that's a conversation probably best continued elsewhere!

He'll offer his meat-free sausage. Beware!

[Verbal]

Beating the league leaders 5-1 always great. Most noteworthy however, for having the Rt Hon. James Purnell squaring up to me

[thebish]

Beating the league leaders 5-1 always great. Most noteworthy however, for having the Rt Hon. James Purnell squaring up to me

5-a-side?? does purnell play football??

(he's younger than me but looks twice as old!!)

[Verbal]

11-a-side. And yes he does, i didn't recognise him because he seems to have greyed a bit since i last saw him on telly. Bit of a moaning bastard.

[Gooner Girl]

Today i am happy about beating thebish at facebook scrabble. It was only by 1 point, but such a rare occasion needs to be celebrated!!!

[Bruce Rioja]

Today i am happy about beating thebish at facebook scrabble. It was only by 1 point, but such a rare occasion needs to be celebrated!!!

Very well done. He always whacks me by 100 points (though I don't know where he gets half his words from )

[The Axman]

Went to top posh party on Sunday and drank champagne 'with gold bits' and had cheesy snackettes that was festooned with gold and even the cake had gold sprinkled in with the hundreds and thousands. But that's not what I'm happy about, oh no.
Today the gold is emerging into the light of day. Do I go prospecting, I think not, but I'm happy in the knowledge that for the next couple of days I can be classified in the category of one of the most expensive arseholes in the kingdom!

[Bruce Rioja]

Went to top posh party on Sunday and drank champagne 'with gold bits' and had cheesy snackettes that was festooned with gold and even the cake had gold sprinkled in with the hundreds and thousands. But that's not what I'm happy about, oh no.
Today the gold is emerging into the light of day. Do I go prospecting, I think not, but I'm happy in the knowledge that for the next couple of days I can be classified in the category of one of the most expensive arseholes in the kingdom!

Drinking Goldschläger leaves gold in your biz too. I've been saving it up for a while now

[malcd1]

Drinking Goldschläger leaves gold in your biz too. I've been saving it up for a while now

That just made me smile. I've not heard that word in about 20 years. I'm going to make it my mission to resurrect it.

[Bruce Rioja]

Drinking Goldschläger leaves gold in your biz too. I've been saving it up for a while now

That just made me smile. I've not heard that word in about 20 years. I'm going to make it my mission to resurrect it.

Anyone comes past me on a bicycle today and I'm going to tell them to 'Get off and milk it'.

[Gary the Enfield]

Drinking Goldschläger leaves gold in your biz too. I've been saving it up for a while now

That just made me smile. I've not heard that word in about 20 years. I'm going to make it my mission to resurrect it.

Anyone comes past me on a bicycle today and I'm going to tell them to 'Get off and milk it'.

Tell him the back wheel's following the front. Then, when he glances round sing:

''Made you look, made you stare,
Made the barber cut your hair.
Cut it long, cut it short,
Cut it with a knife and fork.''