West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Post by truewhite15 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:07 pm

jaffka wrote:Got to say that my head hurts in trying to work this out, in fact in sounds like somebody who is trying to edge their bets so that whatever happens they can post bollox about telling us all how they were right.
You're joking! I can't imagine anyone ever attempting that...what is this madness??

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Post by Hoboh » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:44 pm

thebish wrote:is coyle making the club stronger - or is he a dreadful cancer killing the club?

you seem to be saying...

if it all turns to shit then I think he is a cancerous pox on the club
but then again...
if it all turns out ok then I think he is good for us and is making the club stronger


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Post by Sponge » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:50 pm

Just lost 5–1 against Ipswich.
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:52 pm

Sponge wrote:Just lost against Ipswich 5–1.
aye!! (still 3pts clear at the top though...)

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Post by Prufrock » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:14 am

And it really is Vaz Te's year!
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:59 am

I am stunned that BFSA didn't "swoop" for SKD this week.

I wonder if Campo or Stelios are free agents ?
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Post by Beefheart » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:13 am

bobo the clown wrote:I am stunned that BFSA didn't "swoop" for SKD this week.

I wonder if Campo or Stelios are free agents ?
I'm surprised he didn't swoop for Nicky Hunt!

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:29 am

thebish wrote:
Sponge wrote:Just lost against Ipswich 5–1.
aye!! (still 3pts clear at the top though...)
They want to be given the silly money Allardyce has been able to spend.

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Post by thebish » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:55 pm

Nolly sent off after only 9mins against Millwall...

could turn out to be well nawty.... :roll:

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:12 pm

Yet another stupid challenge from fatso.
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:40 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Yet another stupid challenge from fatso.

It's wit like this that truly deserves a greater platform. Thanks for sharing :roll:

Anyway, Flabberdyce and his Wet Sham team are now beating Grimwall despite being down to ten men. It's football day!
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:43 pm

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:11 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Yet another stupid challenge from fatso.

It's wit like this that truly deserves a greater platform. Thanks for sharing :roll:

Anyway, Flabberdyce and his Wet Sham team are now beating Grimwall despite being down to ten men. It's football day!

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Post by thebish » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:16 pm

not having Sky or setanta, live league football on the tellybox is a rarity in my house..

so - was delighted to turn on the tellybox whilst having lunch and find our Old Boys playing Cardiff!

1. the WH fans were actually chanting:

Super, super kev
super, super kev
super, super kev
super kevin Nolan!!

:lol: did anyone imagine this even being remotely possible when you read the comments on KUMB when Nolly played for us against them?? :lol:

2. Vaz Te - it's not gonna be his season! got himself into a promising shooting position - then fell backwards whilst shanking it several miles high and wide!!

3. no sign of the legend that is Matty Taylor yet...

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Post by Relentless09 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:56 pm

Just watching this west ham vs Cardiff game and vaz te really is awful

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Post by FaninOz » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:25 pm

Relentless09 wrote:Just watching this west ham vs Cardiff game and vaz te really is awful
Vaz Te is one of 4 ex Bolton players in the side, along with Nolan, Faye and O'Brien (Joey)
Depression is just a state of mind, supporting Bolton is also a state of mind hence supporting Bolton must be depressing QED

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:30 pm

thebish wrote: 3. no sign of the legend that is Matty Taylor yet...
He got sent off for shoving someone in the face either last week or the one before. Well, I say "shove", he didn't touch him really.
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Post by Jokers in White » Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:24 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote: 3. no sign of the legend that is Matty Taylor yet...
He got sent off for shoving someone in the face either last week or the one before. Well, I say "shove", he didn't touch him really.
What Taylor actually got aggressive :lol:
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Post by Raven » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:08 pm

Dear god did you hear their fans on talksport!! Made it worse with Mickey Quinn (who is turning into a joke) piping in with how big clubs like West Ham and Newcastle want football played a certain way and BSA can't do that....that way is called winning feck all and big clubs....lol
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:04 pm

Raven wrote:Dear god did you hear their fans on talksport!! Made it worse with Mickey Quinn (who is turning into a joke) piping in with how big clubs like West Ham and Newcastle want football played a certain way and BSA can't do that....that way is called winning feck all and big clubs....lol

I'm convinced they will get promoted and then sack Sam off in the closed season. Deluded wankers that the club are.

I know a lot of West Ham fans who are happy to let Sam build what he wants as he got us into Europe and could do the same for them. He won't, however, be given the time.

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