JUST FCUK OFF

[The Axman]

Calm down dear, it's only a crisis.

[bobo the clown]

Crisis ?!?!? What Crisis ??


(some mean album THAT was !)

[Verbal]

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.

A large crisis requires a large plan.

Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

[The Axman]

You need a flat green board, two bats, and a pingpong ball as well as the pencils and underpants.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Some of his best deals are made on the ping pong table.

[Wandering Willy]

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.

A large crisis requires a large plan.

Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

[bobo the clown]

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.

A large crisis requires a large plan.

Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

[Verbal]

And that's my new profile picture

[bristol_Wanderer3]

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.

A large crisis requires a large plan.

Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

Breaking News: Rumours of a cunning plan emerging in the Coyle and Gartside households:

OC (to the wife): "I've got it, I've got it, I've got a plan to get me, erm us, out of this"
The wife: *rolls eyes* "Yes dear?"
OC: "get me Phil Gartside on the phone". "I'm going to pretend i've gone completely mad. Mr Gartside will sack me with a huge pay off, and I will be out of this mess".
The wife: "Mr Gartside dear....."
OC: "Hi Phil. I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers. BEEP BEEP. Vwafff. Papaaa. BEEP."
PG (to the wife): "Just had a strange conversation with Owen. It was hard to understand, but it gave me renewed hope. Last week the idiot told me he was going to play 4-4-2 with a slow defence, lightweight midfield, and two non-scoring strikers. This made a lot more sense. Good lad Owen".

[Worthy4England]

Wibble.

[CAPSLOCK]

Apparently 2-0 flattered City

What a fcuking cock

[newcarsmell]

He's said on a number of occasions things like:

“I don’t want to pick a team and hope they are going to play well in the BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE

“AS I'VE SAID BEFORE..You have to know they are ready for a fight. They have to realise the situation we’re in because it gets stressed to us often enough in BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE”

Just added a few bits to make it more Owenish

[BWFC_Insane]

Apparently 2-0 flattered City

What a fcuking cock

Has he really said that? I refuse to believe it.

[Bruce Rioja]

Apparently 2-0 flattered City

What a fcuking cock

Has he really said that? I refuse to believe it.

Increasingly, to a point where it now happens after every game, I find myself asking - Did Coyle and I watch the same game?

[BWFC_Insane]

Apparently 2-0 flattered City

What a fcuking cock

Has he really said that? I refuse to believe it.

Increasingly, to a point where it now happens after every game, I find myself asking - Did Coyle and I watch the same game?

Oh I've just read it he said "2-0 was a bit harsh on us".

Really Owen? Honestly?

Cos I thought that City should have been 4-0 up within 10 minutes. And they completely battered us.

[Peter Thompson]

Apparently 2-0 flattered City

What a fcuking cock

Has he really said that? I refuse to believe it.

Where or when has the fool said this....surely this is a wind up ?

If he genuinely has said this or even worse seriously thinks it, then he's seriously deluded and its no wonder we are in such a mess - he's mixture of Mike Bassett & the Chuckle Brothers and needs serious help because he's totally lost the plot

I bet the players piss themselves when he opens his mouth, how can he command any respect from players & fans alike if he's coming out with statements like that

[Bruce Rioja]

“But we came here and for long periods more than matched them"

“We are disappointed to lose any game but, prior to coming here, so many people had written us off and said that we wouldn’t compete. But we more than did that.”

“I don’t think there is any shame coming to a club like this one and performing the way we did."

“I think 2-0 was harsh on us.”

“In patches we played well. When we got the ball wide it looked as though we could create chances."

I refer the forum to my earlier comments - Owen Coyle watches a different game to everyone else

[TANGODANCER]

Must be the view from the trainers bench. Not near enough to either goal to see what's actually happening, or not, as the case may be.

[thebish]

our season aggregate with Citeh - 5-2 to Citeh - probably stacks up OK against most other teams!

[Ianmooreslovechild]

Roughly translated....
Well if they hadnt had that lucky deflection and if Hart hadnt pulled off that wondersave we'd have got a draw wouldn't we.And when the lad we borrowed from arsenal had the ball he looked like a premier league player.

What's wrong with that? It's all true innit?

Oh Christ's master stroke was of course subbing Balotelli a ton and telling him to have a night out as the match had been postponed

Now that's my kind of management