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Re: QPR thread

Post by Sponge » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:47 am

officer_dibble wrote:feck me i thought dickhead coyle might wait untill 3pm to ruin my saturday! I've just woken up.

Looks like Muamba deffo out and even worse the stump returning. Going by the 'same team that beat them last time' logic that worked oh so fecking well against wiggin I expect a traffic cone to line up at centre half wearing cahills old shirt.

feck off coyle you prick!!

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This business with Coyle reminds me of that leaked post-WC report by the Englad rugby team in which several of the players, especially the seniors, argured that Martin Johnson was too matey with the squad – fine when things are going well, but no good when backs are against the wall.

Feel for Fabrice. My favourite player in our current squad and should be first name on the team sheet.

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Re: QPR thread

Post by Jokers in White » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:48 am

the-Bowtun-Warrior wrote:Coyle is killing this club. We've heard players having fallen out with him this season.
Now we're seeing it.
We're in such a state.

I'll he supporting the club and team loud and proud tomorrow - Reebpk Roar and all that - but if anyone sings that's Scottish twonks name and goes on about getting the ball and scoring a goal I'll fooking scream
Same here fcuking hate that '' Owen Coyle Owen Coyle Owen Owen Coyle he gets the ball he scores a goal Owen Owen Coyle'' it should be '' Owen Coyle Owen Coyle Owen Owen Coyle hes a clueless c*nt he knows fcuk all Owen Owen Coyle''
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Re: QPR thread

Post by James B » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:49 am

pratley instead of muamba again :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

just f*ck off coyle you gormless simpleton

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Re: QPR thread

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:50 am

Worthy tweeted "Off to the match (I've packed me boots)"

Make of it what you will.

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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:50 am

Bogdan, Steinsson, Ream, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Pratley, Petrov, Ryo, Ngog

Could have been worse.

To misquote Dick Dastardly, "Pratley, do something!"

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Post by Jokers in White » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:53 am

Little Green Man wrote:Bogdan, Steinsson, Ream, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Pratley, Petrov, Ryo, Ngog

Could have been worse.

To misquote Dick Dastardly, "Pratley, do something!"
You are right it could of been worse, apart from Pratley its a decent team.
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Post by Verbal » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:58 am

I think Moo in net would be radical even for Coyle tbh.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:00 pm

Jokers in White wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Bogdan, Steinsson, Ream, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Pratley, Petrov, Ryo, Ngog

Could have been worse.

To misquote Dick Dastardly, "Pratley, do something!"
You are right it could of been worse, apart from Pratley its a decent team.
I thought that was the whole issue, Pratley for someone who can break up play and does take us forward.

The only part of Pratleys game that Muamba doesn't beat is shot accuracy.

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Post by Jez » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:02 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Jokers in White wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Bogdan, Steinsson, Ream, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Pratley, Petrov, Ryo, Ngog

Could have been worse.

To misquote Dick Dastardly, "Pratley, do something!"
You are right it could of been worse, apart from Pratley its a decent team.
I thought that was the whole issue, Pratley for someone who can break up play and does take us forward.

The only part of Pratleys game that Muamba doesn't beat is shot accuracy.
If only he could tell the nets apart

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Post by Verbal » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:04 pm

*Scratches chin*

I'm not despairing at the team. But still bloody nervous without Muamba in the side.

coywm and all that
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:07 pm

Jez wrote:
DJBlu wrote:
Jokers in White wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Bogdan, Steinsson, Ream, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo-Coker, M Davies, Pratley, Petrov, Ryo, Ngog

Could have been worse.

To misquote Dick Dastardly, "Pratley, do something!"
You are right it could of been worse, apart from Pratley its a decent team.
I thought that was the whole issue, Pratley for someone who can break up play and does take us forward.

The only part of Pratleys game that Muamba doesn't beat is shot accuracy.
If only he could tell the nets apart
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Post by Notakalou » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:11 pm

What has Pratley done to be picked? He's had his chance in the last two games and to be fair they were against City and Chelsea but the only thing he did was hit his own bar. Even if Coyle must pick Pratley for whatever reason surely Muamba should be in for Reo-coker who hasnt been playing great recently. Ah well I don't even know why I get surprised anymore, atleast hes dropped Kinght and resisted to put in SKD.

Anyway, lets put a nail in their coffin rather than our own for once, 2-1 to the whites.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:16 pm

(From behind my fingers...)

COYFWM!

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Post by Whookam » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:20 pm

Get ready for a shock 6-0 BWFC win.

Pratley hattrick. :pissed:

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Post by Wonderwanderer12 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:22 pm

Well, both Miyaichi and Petrov start? Then, Miyaichi on the right and Petrov on the left?

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Post by Notakalou » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:22 pm

Whookam wrote:Get ready for a shock 6-0 BWFC win.

Pratley hattrick. :pissed:
Thats got to be worth a quid.

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Post by Jokers in White » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:26 pm

Notakalou wrote:What has Pratley done to be picked? He's had his chance in the last two games and to be fair they were against City and Chelsea but the only thing he did was hit his own bar. Even if Coyle must pick Pratley for whatever reason surely Muamba should be in for Reo-coker who hasnt been playing great recently. Ah well I don't even know why I get surprised anymore, atleast hes dropped Kinght and resisted to put in SKD.

Anyway, lets put a nail in their coffin rather than our own for once, 2-1 to the whites.
He's probably good at giving head, Coyle must like it.
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Re: QPR thread

Post by mrpiccollo » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:27 pm

bwfc team sheet by owen coyle

gk = paddle signed by pratley
rb new pack of pingpong balls
cb pingpong table right half
cb pingpong table left half
lb old pingpong balls

cm pratleys dad
cm pratley
cm pratleys missus

rw pingpong netting (tangled)
st sdk
lw ream (hes left footed)



bwfc teamsheet by TheWanderer.co.uk posters (most of em)

GK Muamba

Rb muamba
cb muamba
cb muamba
lb muamba

cm muamba
cm muamba
cm muamba

rw mooo
st natlofthouse (were stuck in the past)
lw myachi (our best player isnt actually a bolton player)



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Re: QPR thread

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:35 pm

I want us to win, I want us to continue to do, I want us to stay up ... the trouble is that would let Coyle get away with what he's done to us this past 15 months.

I want him out more than I ever wanted Voldermort out before him. I think I want him gone more than any manager we've ever had.

Again on R5 we have the false assertion that the fans remain behind him. Eejits.
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Post by Whookam » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:38 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
I want him out more than I ever wanted Voldermort out before him. I think I want him gone more than any manager we've ever had.

Again on R5 we have the false assertion that the fans remain behind him. Eejits.
I agree and heard that too, ridiculous.

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