Idiotic Facebook Statuses

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Re: Idiotic Facebook Statuses

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:36 pm

Me and my deep thinking eh!
Actually I've got a dog called Jay-Jay :D
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:40 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Me and my deep thinking eh!
Actually I've got a dog called Jay-Jay :D
Poor traumatised hound ;)
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:42 pm

meh...he licks his own balls, i don't think he feels embarrassment !
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:46 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:meh...he licks his own balls, i don't think he feels embarrassment !
Assume you're talking about the dog and not the footballer there?! :D
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:49 pm

If a man could lick his own balls, there would be no football...;)

umm on-topic...that can be my new facebook status !
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:57 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:If a man could lick his own balls, there would be no football...;)

umm on-topic...that can be my new facebook status !
:D Perhaps we should put a poll up and find out which members on here have tried?!
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:02 pm

Tut, you've taken this down a dark disturbing road...!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:10 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Tut, you've taken this down a dark disturbing road...!
Moi?! *halo*

Was you started talking about Jay Jay licking his balls...
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:17 pm

true...he really goes to town with it as well, i should stop watching it i guess...;)
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:18 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:true...he really goes to town with it as well, i should stop watching it i guess...;)
Errr, whatever turns you on! ;)
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:20 pm

:fingers:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:22 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote::fingers:
Hit a nerve did i?! :mrgreen:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:23 pm

I wont mention the sound effects that accompany it...!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:26 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I wont mention the sound effects that accompany it...!
Urgh, the sound effects are discusting (my dog does it too...) Can we move on swiftly please?! :vomit:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:28 pm

I sometimes feel like all he needs is a bit of Barry White on and a bunch of flowers :D
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:36 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I sometimes feel like all he needs is a bit of Barry White on and a bunch of flowers :D
:lol:
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Re: Idiotic Facebook Statuses

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:53 pm

A lass I used to go to school with went from being 'in a relationship' to 'single' one day. She was always a bit of a rum un but I was still surprised when she updated her status that day with "Alice has got rid of Terry the limp d*ck. I assume he's gone shopping for a shed load of v*agra"

Talk about hell hath no fury! :shock:
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Re: Idiotic Facebook Statuses

Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:46 am

Sounds like his limp dick was working fine on somebody else.. Perhaps it's your ugly face that makes him droopy?
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Re: Idiotic Facebook Statuses

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:00 pm

boltonboris wrote:Sounds like his limp dick was working fine on somebody else.. Perhaps it's your ugly face that makes him droopy?
You aren't taking this a little personally are you Boris ?
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Idiotic Facebook Statuses

Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:21 pm

Haha.. I just see similar things on mine and pity the pathetic little urchins.
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