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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:49 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:For us it is wine and wafer as symbols of the blood and body. We don't believe in transubstantiation where, every Eucharist, a miracle takes places and wafers and wine are actually changed into body and blood. We also have serious doubts about immaculate conception (not that too many people know what that is). :wink:
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thebish wrote:I have never heard of a confirmation name! is it like when nuns or monks take on a name?
You've never heard of the Sacrament of Confirmation ???
yes bobo - i suggest you look more carefully at what i wrote... (and you quoted!)

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:58 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote: We also have serious doubts about immaculate conception (not that too many people know what that is). :wink:
I think if you consult BWFCi, you'll find that its technical language not jargon.
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Montreal Wanderer wrote: We also have serious doubts about immaculate conception (not that too many people know what that is). :wink:
nor should they really want to - for that particular piece of bollox dogma only exists because of another bigger piece of bollox dogma - namely (so-called) "original sin". without the latter they wouldn't have had to invent the former!

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:06 pm

Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:21 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.
Indeed, Milord, but you see immaculate conception does not refer to either the conception or virgin birth of Jesus Christ - a fact few people seem to realize.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:28 am

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Montreal Wanderer wrote: We also have serious doubts about immaculate conception (not that too many people know what that is). :wink:
nor should they really want to - for that particular piece of bollox dogma only exists because of another bigger piece of bollox dogma - namely (so-called) "original sin". without the latter they wouldn't have had to invent the former!
Exactly what Pelagius said - you would have got on well with him. Unfortunately, he lost the toss to St. Augustine in 418 and was relegated to a heretical division. Since then we've been stuck with original sin - everyone but Christ and his mother that is.
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Woke up his morning thinking "urgh, work"....then realised its Good Friday....thank you Jebus.

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Lord Kangana wrote:Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.

nahhh... not so.. the spectrum of belief is far too wide both inter and intra denominations to pick any particular one as a distinguishing factor... The "virgin birth" is (IMHO) a load of old bollox too...

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thebish wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.

nahhh... not so.. the spectrum of belief is far too wide both inter and intra denominations to pick any particular one as a distinguishing factor... The "virgin birth" is (IMHO) a load of old bollox too...
Picture the scene; gates of Heaven and you and St Peter arguing. I think St Peter would lose. :wink:
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Today I'm happy about completing my fourth model ship.

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:05 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
thebish wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.
nahhh... not so.. the spectrum of belief is far too wide both inter and intra denominations to pick any particular one as a distinguishing factor... The "virgin birth" is (IMHO) a load of old bollox too...
Picture the scene; gates of Heaven and you and St Peter arguing. I think St Peter would lose. :wink:
No, not lose. He'd just give up ... deciding that eternity wasn't long enough.
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:10 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
thebish wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.
nahhh... not so.. the spectrum of belief is far too wide both inter and intra denominations to pick any particular one as a distinguishing factor... The "virgin birth" is (IMHO) a load of old bollox too...
Picture the scene; gates of Heaven and you and St Peter arguing. I think St Peter would lose. :wink:
No, not lose. He'd just give up ... deciding that eternity wasn't long enough.
I think St Peter holds the cards on this, he can just stamp the one marked Purgatory, for people to repent at leisure.

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Post by thebish » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:15 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
thebish wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Hang on, I thought CofE/protestant/whatever still believes in the virgin birth, but doesn't go overboard about Mary in quite the same way?*

*In a Horrible Histories style of explaining the difference between Catholics and Protestants. That and jonnies and being guilty of everything.
nahhh... not so.. the spectrum of belief is far too wide both inter and intra denominations to pick any particular one as a distinguishing factor... The "virgin birth" is (IMHO) a load of old bollox too...
Picture the scene; gates of Heaven and you and St Peter arguing. I think St Peter would lose. :wink:
No, not lose. He'd just give up ... deciding that eternity wasn't long enough.
I think St Peter holds the cards on this, he can just stamp the one marked Purgatory, for people to repent at leisure.
I doubt Peter would have the faintest idea what you were talking about if you mentioned the "virgin birth" - the doctrine post-dated him by several centuries.. he was dead long before the idea was thought up.. :wink:

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:30 pm

thebish wrote:I doubt Peter would have the faintest idea what you were talking about if you mentioned the "virgin birth" - the doctrine post-dated him by several centuries.. he was dead long before the idea was thought up.. :wink:
That wasn't my point. My point was in reference to St Peter, giving up, upon the occasion of himself and yourself arguing at the Pearly Gates.

He could stamp your ticket Purgatory, or just take the trip himself and abanson ship. :D

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:32 pm

thebish wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
thebish wrote:nahhh... not so.. the spectrum of belief is far too wide both inter and intra denominations to pick any particular one as a distinguishing factor... The "virgin birth" is (IMHO) a load of old bollox too...
Picture the scene; gates of Heaven and you and St Peter arguing. I think St Peter would lose. :wink:
No, not lose. He'd just give up ... deciding that eternity wasn't long enough.
I think St Peter holds the cards on this, he can just stamp the one marked Purgatory, for people to repent at leisure.
I doubt Peter would have the faintest idea what you were talking about if you mentioned the "virgin birth" - the doctrine post-dated him by several centuries.. he was dead long before the idea was thought up.. :wink:
While immaculate conception was only approved in the Nineteenth Century (Mind you it was bull not bollocks)
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Worthy4England wrote:
thebish wrote:I doubt Peter would have the faintest idea what you were talking about if you mentioned the "virgin birth" - the doctrine post-dated him by several centuries.. he was dead long before the idea was thought up.. :wink:
That wasn't my point. My point was in reference to St Peter, giving up, upon the occasion of himself and yourself arguing at the Pearly Gates.

He could stamp your ticket Purgatory, or just take the trip himself and abanson ship. :D
except that the doctrine of purgatory is also huge bollox... :wink:

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:07 pm

thebish wrote: except that the doctrine of purgatory is also huge bollox... :wink:
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:13 pm

thebish wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:I think St Peter holds the cards on this, he can just stamp the one marked Purgatory, for people to repent at leisure.
I doubt Peter would have the faintest idea what you were talking about if you mentioned the "virgin birth" - the doctrine post-dated him by several centuries.. he was dead long before the idea was thought up.. :wink:
Ah .... but he'd have known the old bird.

So he'd have an idea anyway.
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Post by thebish » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:14 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:I think St Peter holds the cards on this, he can just stamp the one marked Purgatory, for people to repent at leisure.
I doubt Peter would have the faintest idea what you were talking about if you mentioned the "virgin birth" - the doctrine post-dated him by several centuries.. he was dead long before the idea was thought up.. :wink:
Ah .... but he'd have known the old bird.

So he'd have an idea anyway.
indeed - and hence there would be no argument! :wink:

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