West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[thebish]

am watching west ham - barnsley on the tellybox - west ham one up with another Nolan goal.. (11 now)

VT is playing - and has a preposterous Mohican - when did that happen??

Matty T seems to have lost some weight but gained no pace...

[thebish]

ok - 0-3 now - Barnsley are shockingly poor!! bollox - can't watch any more of that!!!

[Ianmooreslovechild]

Vaz tea looks like the player he could have been. Good on him. Knew this was his season

[CrazyHorse]

Always brew this was going to be his season too.

[thebish]

Always brew this was going to be his season too.

[Worthy4England]

Always brew this was going to be his season too.

You might be right, just scored again. We should've allowed him to have a mohican at our place.

He's still young enough for Coyle to put in a bid.

Edit: A brace. He'll be being declared a "hot prospect" at this rate...19 for the season.

[newcarsmell]

I honestly thought he was going to fall flat on his arse while skying the ball over the bar taking that penalty. Must use different studs in London.

[Wandering Willy]

Vaz Te hat trick. Is this his year?

[Bruce Rioja]

Vaz Te hat trick. Is this his year?

There's talk of an overhead kick. I imagine he's actually tripped over the ball!

[DJBlu]

Vaz Te hat trick. Is this his year?

There's talk of an overhead kick. I imagine he's actually tripped over the ball!

22nd goal in 24 games. Not a bad return for any player at any standard.

[officer_dibble]

Quick, strong, skillfull and good in the air...very impressive!

[jaffka]

is it his year then?

[Bruce Rioja]

Can someone just dig out the Blackburn away video then?

[TANGODANCER]

Good luck to him. About the only thing that matters to us is he didn't play well for Bolton.

[thebish]

and yet....

hey are staring down the barrel of the play-offs now - having assumed automatic promotion for most of the season...

still - means more fun to come!

[CrazyHorse]

There was a WH fan on the 5live phone in the other day who claimed he'd rather be in League 2 playing the West Ham Way than be in the Premiership watching BFS's brand of football.

Hopefully his wish will come true.

[thebish]

There was a WH fan on the 5live phone in the other day who claimed he'd rather be in League 2 playing the West Ham Way than be in the Premiership watching BFS's brand of football.

Hopefully his wish will come true.

that's pretty much what my neighbour says!!

I told him to be careful what he wished for!!

[thebish]

if West Ham fail to get up this time round - then I wonder what will happen to their very expensive squad...

[BWFC_Insane]

Its shocking that West Ham who have spent a fortune this season, on players from the premiership (Nolan, Taylor, Carew, etc) then when that didn't work spent a fortune to buy the best championship players (Vaz Te, lad from Bristol City who's name escapes me) kept most of their squad together, have a massive wage bill, cannot get automatic promotion.

And they have a manager who SHOULD be ideal to achieve that.

Can't get my head around how they've managed to balls it up!

[thebish]

Its shocking that West Ham who have spent a fortune this season, on players from the premiership (Nolan, Taylor, Carew, etc) then when that didn't work spent a fortune to buy the best championship players (Vaz Te, lad from Bristol City who's name escapes me) kept most of their squad together, have a massive wage bill, cannot get automatic promotion.

And they have a manager who SHOULD be ideal to achieve that.

Can't get my head around how they've managed to balls it up!

allardyce must be utterly shite, surely?