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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by coffeymagic » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:54 am

Taken on its own I don't think Saturday's game was that bad. First half especially. Both teams going for it and it was fairly end-to-end.

However in the big scheme of things I think I think it summed up our entire season and that's the final nail in the coffin. It's all so predictable isn't it? There was so much happening that you could see coming a mile off.

Their goal, as soon as their lad started to cut in I was shouting 'Don't let him shoot! Don't let him shoo-....'

Ryo, his first run the full back to pushed him out wide and held him off and that was that for the full 90 minutes. Even on the odd occasion when he had a yard on him (7.9secs for the 100m don't forget) the defender still managed to get back and force him out.

Running the ball out of play. What the feck?

Petrov giving up if someone went past him. Chase back? Why bother?

Eagles. I used to think he was shit, now I think he's shit AND thick. He does the EXACT opposite of whatever's called for. When an early ball's needed he dithers and when there's no one in the box (let's face it - that's most of the time) he's firing it in, or more often out for a goal kick.

And the final ten minutes. Come on Whites, let's have a push here. No. Fanny arsing about taking all day over throw-ins and goal kicks.

People rave about the need for 'passion'. 'Where's the passion?' Well Kevin Keegan and Turnip Taylor have 'passion' but they're fecking idiots. What I want is a bit of intelligence.

The script isn't written before kick off. Go out with a plan but have the brains to see what's working and what isn't and adapt that plan. Surely there's not only Jose Mourinho who can see what's ahppening and make changes.

Someone who has a concept of time would be nice.

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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by dasher » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:12 am

Ryos better games have been on the left for us. Might well be he has been found out or isn't good enough but might be worth letting him have a run on the left for 20 mins at some point ?

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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by Sponge » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:43 am

coffeymagic wrote:
Their goal, as soon as their lad started to cut in I was shouting 'Don't let him shoot! Don't let him shoo-....'
I feel like I've seen that exact same goal scored against us at least 4 times this season. Cut inside on the edge of the box, leaving the full back feck knows where, have about 4 seconds to pick out your shot because nobody on our team knows who should be closing down, then curl it into the bottom corner.

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:44 am

Kightly for Wolves, case in point.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:47 am

Sponge wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:
Their goal, as soon as their lad started to cut in I was shouting 'Don't let him shoot! Don't let him shoo-....'
I feel like I've seen that exact same goal scored against us at least 4 times this season. Cut inside on the edge of the box, leaving the full back feck knows where, have about 4 seconds to pick out your shot because nobody on our team knows who should be closing down, then curl it into the bottom corner.
But then Coyle comes on tele saying that "We've been saying all week how important it is to show Sinclair down the outside and not to let him inside onto his right foot". :whack:
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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by boltonboris » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:27 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
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coffeymagic wrote:
Their goal, as soon as their lad started to cut in I was shouting 'Don't let him shoot! Don't let him shoo-....'
I feel like I've seen that exact same goal scored against us at least 4 times this season. Cut inside on the edge of the box, leaving the full back feck knows where, have about 4 seconds to pick out your shot because nobody on our team knows who should be closing down, then curl it into the bottom corner.
But then Coyle comes on tele saying that "We've been saying all week how important it is to show Sinclair down the outside and not to let him inside onto his right foot". :whack:
You should NEVER allow a winger inside, unless he's about 40 yards out.

The only time it's remotely forgivable is if there's covering midfielders.


That's Steinsson dropped for Tuesday then...
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Post by Mar » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:32 am

boltonboris wrote: You should NEVER allow a winger inside, unless he's about 40 yards out.
The only time it's remotely forgivable is if there's covering midfielders.
That's Steinsson dropped for Tuesday then...
I wouldn't drop him. He made one glaring mistake and got punished for it. Ideally we'd be wanting Wheats or Ream to come and close that down when they noticed Steinsson in trouble.

I think defensively we were quite good all round. One mistake by Steinsson punished badly and he then went on to more than make up for it. Think it would be harsh to drop him for that.

After all it would then mean Ricketts at RB and Alonso back in at LB. Which would be worse?

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:33 am

I wouldn't either. But Coyle would and has...
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Post by coffeymagic » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:39 am

Here's anothing thing that drives me up the wall.

A player with the ball at his feet and in space will then pass it, at waist height to a player with someone either on top of him or close enough to make the next pass a boot upfield, out of play or just straight to them.

Why do we keep giving the opposition the ball back?

I mean, I know the answer just can't understand it.

Also, if we've got the ball in midfield do we go backwards to Bogdan to launch? We're not the hustle and bustle side of yesteryear, we're the fall-to-pieces shit scared team of yesteryear.

Like I say. Numbskulls the lot of 'em.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:42 am

coffeymagic wrote:Here's anothing thing that drives me up the wall.

A player with the ball at his feet and in space will then pass it, at waist height to a player with someone either on top of him or close enough to make the next pass a boot upfield, out of play or just straight to them.

Why do we keep giving the opposition the ball back?

I mean, I know the answer just can't understand it.

Also, if we've got the ball in midfield do we go backwards to Bogdan to launch? We're not the hustle and bustle side of yesteryear, we're the fall-to-pieces shit scared team of yesteryear.

Like I say. Numbskulls the lot of 'em.
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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by pierre91 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:44 pm

...have posted a link to my Swansea-centric Match report to your Moderators.

Thank you for an excellent game, and good luck for the rest of the Season. I genuinely hope we get to come back next year. Thanks, and best regards. Respect.

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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:32 pm

Thanks Pierre.

Here's the link to a pretty fair summation.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:59 pm

Just a comment to deny that the soft-head who posted as Tangodancer and made the Bobo remarks on the swans comments section isn't me. Pity he has nothing else to do. Get a life simpleton or at least have the balls to post as yourself.. :evil:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:06 pm

:shock: Whats all that about?

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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:09 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote::shock: Whats all that about?
Read the comments section below Pierre's match report. Some brainless pillock being smart.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:12 pm

No i know i saw that...it was more a 'whats that all about' general comment, as in why the hell would someone be so pathetic as to do that.

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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:22 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:No i know i saw that...it was more a 'whats that all about' general comment, as in why the hell would someone be so pathetic as to do that.
Not the first time. Pathetic's the word. Internet warrior no doubt.
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:23 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:No i know i saw that...it was more a 'whats that all about' general comment, as in why the hell would someone be so pathetic as to do that.
I suspect anyone who's been on here long enough will know who feels the need to post stuff like that.

As to why .... the answer is in your question .... "... someone ... so pathetic".

Though, to be fair, I am a fat git. :conf:
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Re: Wanderers v Swans

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:25 pm

I thought they used the word cvnt?

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:42 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:No i know i saw that...it was more a 'whats that all about' general comment, as in why the hell would someone be so pathetic as to do that.
It's all a bit fooking bizarre in a "get out more" sort of way.

Not the first time it's happened though.

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