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Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:53 am

Not only was I in my Jack Wikshere panties

I also turned the radio on for less then ten minutes whilst travelling home and in that time all 3 goals were scored. Co-incidence?! I think not...

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:01 am

So you were technically sat on jack wilshire's face when we scored the winner?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:02 am

Hahaha

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:04 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:So you were technically sat on jack wilshire's face when we scored the winner?

Errrrrrrr!

(he's a little young for me

though he did wave at us once after my friend - who's old enough to be his mother - blew him a kiss

)

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:20 am

Well, either way, keep hold of them for saturday...by all means send them to AG at the end of the season whn we've had our use out of them !

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Well, either way, keep hold of them for saturday...by all means send them to AG at the end of the season whn we've had our use out of them !

Hmmmm!

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:00 am

I went to the local. They didn't have the game on - some kickabout involving a team called "Chels" - but I stuck with it and watched the internet minute-by-minutes, having been in there when we beat Liverpool (which was televised) and Everton (which wasn't).

Oh and by the way the BBC minute-by-minute stopped on 55 mins, so I learned about all three goals at once by reading the match thread on here. Which was, as you can imagine, confusing.

perthwhite · Post by **perthwhite** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:19 pm

got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:23 pm

perthwhite wrote:got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

I'm confused. Is that a euphamism?

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:31 pm

Should we all message her, just for extra luck?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:56 pm

So there's this video of how Bolton supporters prepare for the game. Everything from dancing around the room, donning weird underwear, text messages to ex's, hiding the radios and one bloke, in just socks and a Bolton shirt, jerking his wif'e drawers down while she's ironing a minute before kick-off. Talk about a best-seller...

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:58 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:So there's this video of how Bolton supporters prepare for the game. Everything from dancing around the room, donning weird underwear, text messages to ex's, hiding the radios and one bloke, in just socks and a Bolton shirt, jerking his wif'e drawers down while she's ironing a minute before kick-off. Talk about a best-seller...

Sounds like something Tarantino would be interested in.

Pulp Football

perthwhite · Post by **perthwhite** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:32 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
perthwhite wrote:got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

I'm confused. Is that a euphamism?

Not a euphemism, no. Still ended up in the rough though

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:34 pm

Semi or thick?

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:27 pm

Amidst all the excitement I forgot to ask - Any sign of your neighbour last night coffeymagic?

Annoyed Grunt · Post by **Annoyed Grunt** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:48 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:So there's this video of how Bolton supporters prepare for the game. Everything from dancing around the room, donning weird underwear, text messages to ex's, hiding the radios and one bloke, in just socks and a Bolton shirt, jerking his wif'e drawers down while she's ironing a minute before kick-off. Talk about a best-seller...

perthwhite · Post by **perthwhite** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:39 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Semi or thick?

semi. wasnt pleasant. had a muff like henry coopers armpit

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:20 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Amidst all the excitement I forgot to ask - Any sign of your neighbour last night coffeymagic?

Sadly no.

Not last night.

But in the past...

Next door but one like leaving the windows open when she's making sweet sweet love to her 'current' boyfriend. Good luck to her I say. If I was her I'd sell tickets.

It's a bit awkward on summer nights though when you're out playing with the kids and she's screaming her head off.

Two down from them you've got Avril. The kids went round into her back garden last year to get a ball that had gone over the fence to find her sunbathing topless. I don't think eldest has ever got over that.

Directly behind us we have a couple who will not close their bedroom curtains.

And there's an old woman (80 at least) at the top of the street who asked a taxi driver friend if he'd 'had his hole today' as he dropped her off after a night at the bingo.

It is a sordid little burb.

Our street is one of those streets that looks all nicey-nicey and quiet but you don't even need to scratch the surface to find a whole world of lurid activities.

It's got all the usual old feck* moaning, young feck* moaning and just general moaning feck*.

There's only us on it that are normal.

Still hoping of catching Jane and those star-jumps though. I will report back if anything happens.

Salford Trotter · Post by **Salford Trotter** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:43 am

perthwhite wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
perthwhite wrote:got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

I'm confused. Is that a euphamism?
Not a euphemism, no. Still ended up in the rough though

Surely it was a birdie? Hole in one perhaps??

perthwhite · Post by **perthwhite** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:45 pm

Salford Trotter wrote:
perthwhite wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
perthwhite wrote:got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

I'm confused. Is that a euphamism?
Not a euphemism, no. Still ended up in the rough though
Surely it was a birdie? Hole in one perhaps??

im not PUTTING up with this

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