What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[Prufrock]

Too many. Too fecking many. Wish we'd have just lost.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Nandos for dinner.

[Bruce Rioja]

Nandos for dinner.

Ah. I bought a bottle of Nando's Hot Peri-Peri Sauce from Asda on Friday and when I got home I decided to test how hot it is by pouring out a desert spoon full to test. It's quite hot!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Nandos for dinner.

Ah. I bought a bottle of Nando's Hot Peri-Peri Sauce from Asda on Friday and when I got home I decided to test how hot it is by pouring out a desert spoon full to test. It's quite hot!

Like a tit I went for extra hot......feck me!

[General Mannerheim]

Nandos for dinner.

Ah. I bought a bottle of Nando's Hot Peri-Peri Sauce from Asda on Friday and when I got home I decided to test how hot it is by pouring out a desert spoon full to test. It's quite hot!

Like a tit I went for extra hot......feck me!

ive made that mistake before! friggin lethal!

[thebish]

never really understood the macho extremely hot-food thing...

why don't these people just stick their tongue out on the table and stab it with a fork?? it'd be cheaper!!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Nandos for dinner.

Ah. I bought a bottle of Nando's Hot Peri-Peri Sauce from Asda on Friday and when I got home I decided to test how hot it is by pouring out a desert spoon full to test. It's quite hot!

Like a tit I went for extra hot......feck me!

ive made that mistake before! friggin lethal!

It starts off ok at first though.....then nice people you about the head.

[Wandering Willy]

Nandos for dinner.

Ah. I bought a bottle of Nando's Hot Peri-Peri Sauce from Asda on Friday and when I got home I decided to test how hot it is by pouring out a desert spoon full to test. It's quite hot!

I find if you put a small amount on your finger and rub your eyes you'll not notice the burning sensation in your mouth.

[Bruce Rioja]

never really understood the macho extremely hot-food thing...

why don't these people just stick their tongue out on the table and stab it with a fork?? it'd be cheaper!!

Me either, though I do like some spicy heat. I know a couple of guys that would always order the hottest curry then bang on like they'd achieved something, a real couple of wankers. I'd be there merrily tucking into a Balti.

[Annoyed Grunt]

never really understood the macho extremely hot-food thing...

why don't these people just stick their tongue out on the table and stab it with a fork?? it'd be cheaper!!

It generally puts off the other diners, plus I've been warned about it before

[BWFC_Insane]

never really understood the macho extremely hot-food thing...

why don't these people just stick their tongue out on the table and stab it with a fork?? it'd be cheaper!!

It's senseless. However sometimes I eat dishes and just wish they had more of a punch of heat....all depends on the dish.

Peri peri chicken takes quite a bit of spice.

But agreed about the idiots who sweat through the hottest curry on the menu for the hell of it, then can't taste anything for a week....

[boltonboris]

never really understood the macho extremely hot-food thing...

why don't these people just stick their tongue out on the table and stab it with a fork?? it'd be cheaper!!

Me either, though I do like some spicy heat. I know a couple of guys that would always order the hottest curry then bang on like they'd achieved something, a real couple of wankers. I'd be there merrily tucking into a Balti.

Same here..

Couple of lads I used to work with and the owner of one of our suppliers took the 3 of us out. He was part owner of some curry house in Alty.

I ordered a Saag Gosht and apparently that was "soft" and I was a "wimp" because they had a vindaloo..

As though they could honestly beat me up, because I like to be able to taste what I'm eating rather than just feel it!

[TANGODANCER]

Early days in an Indian I ordered a Madras (not really having a clue what it was). I had a couple of jugs of water but was told by the experienced scoffers "Oh, there's much hotter than that, you should try etc,etc. Madras actually became my favourite curry level and still is. Anything hotter you can keep. Not really a lover of the mild curries though.

[Bruce Rioja]

Early days in an Indian I ordered a Madras (not really having a clue what it was). I had a couple of jugs of water but was told by the experienced scoffers "Oh, there's much hotter than that, you should try etc,etc. Madras actually became my favourite curry level and still is. Anything hotter you can keep. Not really a lover of the mild curries though.

Madras and Rogan Josh are about as hot as I go, Tango. I'm right with Boris on the Saag gosht, my default order anywhere, and the dish on which I'll judge the standards of a place's nosebag (at EastZEast it's fecking orgasmic). My simple rule is that if hurts on the way in, then it'll hurt double on the way back out, and why would anyone want to do that to themselves then?

[TANGODANCER]

Early days in an Indian I ordered a Madras (not really having a clue what it was). I had a couple of jugs of water but was told by the experienced scoffers "Oh, there's much hotter than that, you should try etc,etc. Madras actually became my favourite curry level and still is. Anything hotter you can keep. Not really a lover of the mild curries though.

Madras and Rogan Josh are about as hot as I go, Tango. I'm right with Boris on the Saag gosht, my default order anywhere, and the dish on which I'll judge the standards of a place's nosebag (at EastZEast it's fecking orgasmic). My simple rule is that if hurts on the way in, then it'll hurt double on the way back out, and why would anyone want to do that to themselves then?

Indeed. They didn't add "loo" on the end of "Vinda" for no reason.

[William the White]

Chicken marinaded in olive oil and harissa... Vegetable tagine... couscous... English asparagus (hooray, the season upon us!)...

Lancashire cheese...

Viognier from California was the wine...

[boltonboris]

Missus actually made a Thai green curry last night. FECK ME! It was hot.. I told her to use half a chilli.. She put a full one in.. It didn't even need the half!

I spent the evening downing milk and mopping sweat off my face. It tasted fantastic in fairness, but it was just a little too hot.

[Gary the Enfield]

Missus actually made a Thai green curry last night. FECK ME! It was hot.. I told her to use half a chilli.. She put a full one in.. It didn't even need the half!

I spent the evening downing milk and mopping sweat off my face. It tasted fantastic in fairness, but it was just a little too hot.

I usually have some plain yoghurt to hand. Failing that I've been told a teaspoon of sugar will take the heat away.

[boltonboris]

I don't like yoghurt. So that's a shitter.

And I have more self respect than eating spoons of sugar...

[Gary the Enfield]

I don't like yoghurt. So that's a shitter.

And I have more self respect than eating spoons of sugar...

As a youngster sugar buttys, as well as porridge buttys, were de rigeur.