Doomsday: Stoke away

[CrazyHorse]

In the realms of fantasy, Bolton would stay up if they won by nine or more goals and QPR were held to a draw - or if Owen Coyle's side won while making up a 17-goal swing in goal difference against Aston Villa, who would have to suffer a horrendously heavy defeat at Norwich.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

The feck are they on about?

[Jakerbeef]

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We have a gloriously sunny day here in, the studio. We've seen some action this morning as well. Mark Lawrenson. Good night.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

The feck are they on about?

to be fair, Brian, at the end of the day, it does say "in the realms of fantasy". Y'know. Obviously.

Have just tried to think brightside by acknowledging that relegation would free us from the Links/Lawro/Hansen/Shearer smug-in, but instead we'd have rabbit-in-headlights Manish and Steve Bloody Claridge. Hmmm.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

And an occasional Leroy Rosenior...

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

And an occasional Leroy Rosenior...

Ah yes. Now he's not as bad. Although instead of calling his son Liam, he should have called him Leroy, too. Leroy Rosenior Jr.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

There's a mouthful you don't need at 12.30am on a saturday night after the pub...!

[TANGODANCER]

This just might really turn out as game of the season. No more matches, league positions immaterial (to us at least, as if we lose it won't matter anyway) and a loss means goodbye to the "ahem" Barclay's Premier League", reduced wages, possible transfers and some just not getting contract renewals. There's just no way we'll play like we have been doing. I really believe we'll do it , so ou they come again....

[Lord Kangana]

F*cking Steve "f*cking" Claridge.

Thats motivation enough not to want to be relegated, surely?

[m_taylor]

Does anyone know of somewhere to park? Got to drive up from the south from work otherwise I would catch the train but heading back to Bolton after.

[Barr Hill]

In the past we have parked in the industrial estate next to the ground. Cost £5 last season.A bit of a wait after the match to get out but I doubt this will matter which ever way the result goes .........

[Lennon'sEleven]

In the past we have parked in the industrial estate next to the ground. Cost £5 last season.A bit of a wait after the match to get out but I doubt this will matter which ever way the result goes .........

Yep. I parked there no problem. Screw Fix I believe it was.

[adamworthy2002]

I'm scared, tell me it's all going to be okay?!

[Puskas]

I'm scared, tell me it's all going to be okay?!

It'll be fine. It's only the championship. Not Scarborogh away.

[adamworthy2002]

So where's everyone sat?

I'm on Row 1

So I'll probably be one of the fans crying on tv at the end

[Annoyed Grunt]

So where's everyone sat?

I'm on Row 1

So I'll probably be one of the fans crying on tv at the end

Sat?

Row 14 for me.

[adamworthy2002]

So where's everyone sat?

I'm on Row 1

So I'll probably be one of the fans crying on tv at the end

Sat?

Row 14 for me.

Supposed to be sat but stood

[HMX]

So where's everyone sat?

I'm on Row 1

So I'll probably be one of the fans crying on tv at the end

Indeed, stood!

Row 36

[Annoyed Grunt]

So where's everyone sat?

I'm on Row 1

So I'll probably be one of the fans crying on tv at the end

Sat?

Row 14 for me.

Supposed to be sat but stood

Thought you meant Saturday

[Tombwfc]

I've got a feeling we might just do this....

We will - and QPR will get a point off of Citeh!

I know, mate. But you know when you have one of those unshakeable feelings that something is going to happen? Well that's what I have about this!

I'm with you.

We're winning. City leading 1-0 going into the last five minutes, hearing United are losing at Sunderland. The party starts and everyone forgets to mark Cisse...