Relegation watch

[micmania1]

You can stick everything up your arse. You can stick Joey Barton's red card up your arse. You can stick our 6 points up your arse. You can stick Colo's curly hair up your arse. You can stick all the drumbs up your arse and you can even stick all the drums up your arse as well.

You're in the championship. Stick what you want up your arse. You're out of our league - literally.

I'll even let you stick your own shitty forum up your arse? It will save you feeling the fool.

HAHAHAHAHA Karma is bitch aint it? You can stick that up your arse as well.

[jaffka]

You can stick everything up your arse. You can stick Joey Barton's red card up your arse. You can stick our 6 points up your arse. You can stick Colo's curly hair up your arse. You can stick all the drumbs up your arse and you can even stick all the drums up your arse as well.

You're in the championship. Stick what you want up your arse. You're out of our league - literally.

I'll even let you stick your own shitty forum up your arse? It will save you feeling the fool.

HAHAHAHAHA Karma is bitch aint it? You can stick that up your arse as well.

Are you also fat and shaven headed like all geordies.

We know that your a prick.

[micmania1]

You can stick everything up your arse. You can stick Joey Barton's red card up your arse. You can stick our 6 points up your arse. You can stick Colo's curly hair up your arse. You can stick all the drumbs up your arse and you can even stick all the drums up your arse as well.

You're in the championship. Stick what you want up your arse. You're out of our league - literally.

I'll even let you stick your own shitty forum up your arse? It will save you feeling the fool.

HAHAHAHAHA Karma is bitch aint it? You can stick that up your arse as well.

Are you also fat and shaven headed like all geordies.

We know that your a prick.

You're* ... There's that Karma again ... drum*

On a scale of 1 to fecking depressed, how upset are you?

[jaffka]

You can stick everything up your arse. You can stick Joey Barton's red card up your arse. You can stick our 6 points up your arse. You can stick Colo's curly hair up your arse. You can stick all the drumbs up your arse and you can even stick all the drums up your arse as well.

You're in the championship. Stick what you want up your arse. You're out of our league - literally.

I'll even let you stick your own shitty forum up your arse? It will save you feeling the fool.

HAHAHAHAHA Karma is bitch aint it? You can stick that up your arse as well.

Are you also fat and shaven headed like all geordies.

We know that your a prick.

Not disputing the prick then

You're* ... There's that Karma again ... drum*

On a scale of 1 to fecking depressed, how upset are you?

[Bruce Rioja]

There are certain moments that over the past 11 years that have provided moments of absolute wonder such as this. But we have more class than you!

[micmania1]

I'm glad that cheered you up. Remember when you got relegated? HAHAHAHAHA

Don't you feel a bit of a nice person now? Laughing at a team who's about to travel all over Europe. You've just been relegated!

I SAID YOU'VE JUST BEEN RELEGATED.
MOVED TO A LOWER LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
YOU'RE CRAP!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUGS!

[jaffka]

I'm glad that cheered you up. Remember when you got relegated? HAHAHAHAHA

Don't you feel a bit of a tw*t now? Laughing at a team who's about to travel all over Europe. You've just been relegated!

I SAID YOU'VE JUST BEEN RELEGATED.
MOVED TO A LOWER LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
YOU'RE CRAP!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUGS!

Not really, I still think that you are fat and shaven headed.

Already been established that your a prick

[micmania1]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT. AND RELEGATED.

[jaffka]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT. AND RELEGATED.

[micmania1]

Enjoy the championship bumders.

I'm out [of your league].

[Jakerbeef]

I'm out [of your league].

Thanks [for sharing].

On a scale of 1 to fecking depressed, how upset are you?

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How upset were you?

[Prufrock]

I'm 10. But despite being the biggest team for 60miles in each and every direction, and having pretty much the hottest two strikers in each six months of the league, you didn't get into the Champions League. We enjoyed a similar spell. You'll never, ever compete, so genuinely, enjoy it. I know a few Geordies who are sound. You're c*nts. Meh. Not your fault. We'll be back. You'll drop, back into obscurity, like everyone who doesn't have a billion quid. Except for you it will be your 'theatre' as Kev called it. We'll still be enjoying ourselves. Worked out all right for you didn't it?

[Karma]

I'm 10. But despite being the biggest team for 60miles in each and every direction, and having pretty much the hottest two strikers in each six months of the league, you didn't get into the Champions League. We enjoyed a similar spell. You'll never, ever compete, so genuinely, enjoy it. I know a few Geordies who are sound. You're c*nts. Meh. Not your fault. We'll be back. You'll drop, back into obscurity, like everyone who doesn't have a billion quid. Except for you it will be your 'theatre' as Kev called it. We'll still be enjoying ourselves. Worked out all right for you didn't it?

You enjoyed a similar spell? You've never ever challenged for 4th you clown. I think your 'similar spell' is finishing 6th? Big difference. And if we'll 'never ever compete' I would hate to think what your small and bitter club will ever compete for? You might compete in the npower championship and maybe get a few wins for a change.

I don't care if we drop back in obscurity, a top 10 finish every year will do me fine, and a few european games if we are good enough to qualify. If that's obscurity I'd hate to think where your sad excuse for a football club will be, challenging for 17th in the premier league, I mean barclays premier league when you come back up.

It worked out fine for us yes, we finished 5th. When was the last time you done that in the top flight?

We didn't get into the champions league but so what, we've been there plenty before, and only came up two years ago. We did well when you look at our budget compared to teams like Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea's. Saying that, your wage bill was 3m a year more than ours!

[Prufrock]

2004-5 we finished 3 points off 4th. One point nearer than you managed this time.

Sure you were in the Champions League once. But you were a big club then. And I was in primary school. Now you can't compete. Don't get me wrong, neither can we, but we've never had delusions. It's odd you mock us for going down, and mention only been up two years in the same breath. This time of year brings the cnuts at every club out, and I know too many sound Geordies to let you ruin that. All I can say is a take satisfaction in the fact you will have many a failed hour logging back on here to see if your wind-up has gone well. Peace to you, and good luck next year. Enjoy the race for 6th, or whatever it is next year.

[antnufc]

2004-5 we finished 3 points off 4th. One point nearer than you managed this time.

Sure you were in the Champions League once. But you were a big club then. And I was in primary school. Now you can't compete. Don't get me wrong, neither can we, but we've never had delusions. It's odd you mock us for going down, and mention only been up two years in the same breath. This time of year brings the cnuts at every club out, and I know too many sound Geordies to let you ruin that. All I can say is a take satisfaction in the fact you will have many a failed hour logging back on here to see if your wind-up has gone well. Peace to you, and good luck next year. Enjoy the race for 6th, or whatever it is next year.

That season you finished on 58 points, 7 short of what we achieved this season and a place below, not exactly as good as the season we've just had.
And it's not this time of year that brings the c*nts of every club out. Look at the first few pages of this thread, it's clearly your own fans who are the c*nts which is why i'm so glad you'll be travelling to Brighton and Hull whilst we're travelling to Milan. It's nothing short of what you deserve for being such a shit set of fans.

[jaffka]

2004-5 we finished 3 points off 4th. One point nearer than you managed this time.

Sure you were in the Champions League once. But you were a big club then. And I was in primary school. Now you can't compete. Don't get me wrong, neither can we, but we've never had delusions. It's odd you mock us for going down, and mention only been up two years in the same breath. This time of year brings the cnuts at every club out, and I know too many sound Geordies to let you ruin that. All I can say is a take satisfaction in the fact you will have many a failed hour logging back on here to see if your wind-up has gone well. Peace to you, and good luck next year. Enjoy the race for 6th, or whatever it is next year.

That season you finished on 58 points, 7 short of what we achieved this season and a place below, not exactly as good as the season we've just had.
And it's not this time of year that brings the c*nts of every club out. Look at the first few pages of this thread, it's clearly your own fans who are the c*nts which is why i'm so glad you'll be travelling to Brighton and Hull whilst we're travelling to Milan. It's nothing short of what you deserve for being such a shit set of fans.

Would you not be better off posting your crap on a forum where it might be appreciated, you know like a NUFC forum

Oh and for statistical purposes are you fat and shaven headed?

[antnufc]

2004-5 we finished 3 points off 4th. One point nearer than you managed this time.

Sure you were in the Champions League once. But you were a big club then. And I was in primary school. Now you can't compete. Don't get me wrong, neither can we, but we've never had delusions. It's odd you mock us for going down, and mention only been up two years in the same breath. This time of year brings the cnuts at every club out, and I know too many sound Geordies to let you ruin that. All I can say is a take satisfaction in the fact you will have many a failed hour logging back on here to see if your wind-up has gone well. Peace to you, and good luck next year. Enjoy the race for 6th, or whatever it is next year.

That season you finished on 58 points, 7 short of what we achieved this season and a place below, not exactly as good as the season we've just had.
And it's not this time of year that brings the c*nts of every club out. Look at the first few pages of this thread, it's clearly your own fans who are the c*nts which is why i'm so glad you'll be travelling to Brighton and Hull whilst we're travelling to Milan. It's nothing short of what you deserve for being such a shit set of fans.

Would you not be better off posting your crap on a forum where it might be appreciated, you know like a NUFC forum

Oh and for statistical purposes are you fat and shaven headed?

Nope , unfortunately i'm not one of the 3 out of 52,000 fans they show every game .
Could ask you the same...

[jaffka]

He posts on here

[Gary the Enfield]

2004-5 we finished 3 points off 4th. One point nearer than you managed this time.

Sure you were in the Champions League once. But you were a big club then. And I was in primary school. Now you can't compete. Don't get me wrong, neither can we, but we've never had delusions. It's odd you mock us for going down, and mention only been up two years in the same breath. This time of year brings the cnuts at every club out, and I know too many sound Geordies to let you ruin that. All I can say is a take satisfaction in the fact you will have many a failed hour logging back on here to see if your wind-up has gone well. Peace to you, and good luck next year. Enjoy the race for 6th, or whatever it is next year.

That season you finished on 58 points, 7 short of what we achieved this season and a place below, not exactly as good as the season we've just had.
And it's not this time of year that brings the c*nts of every club out. Look at the first few pages of this thread, it's clearly your own fans who are the c*nts which is why i'm so glad you'll be travelling to Brighton and Hull whilst we're travelling to Milan. It's nothing short of what you deserve for being such a shit set of fans.

Would you not be better off posting your crap on a forum where it might be appreciated, you know like a NUFC forum

Oh and for statistical purposes are you fat and shaven headed?

Nope , unfortunately i'm not one of the 3 out of 52,000 fans they show every game .
Could ask you the same...

And as everyone knows, geordie fans outnumber us 2 to 1.

[bobo the clown]

I think this sorts out the comparisons, really.