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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by jaffka » Mon May 14, 2012 10:34 pm

The hatred will eat you and spew you out...

Cleanse yourselves now, you still have a chance.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by TKIZ! » Mon May 14, 2012 10:36 pm

Testify Brother Jaffka. TESTIFY! :)
Pfffft.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by bedwetter2 » Mon May 14, 2012 11:00 pm

TKIZ and Jaffka get off here now, you are ruining the loathing we have for the gruesome twosome.

Anyway, to revert, Coyle is nothing but a walking bag of wank and Gartside is an envelope of foul and poisonous bottom gases.

Hope that helps.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by thebish » Mon May 14, 2012 11:03 pm

bedwetter2 wrote:TKIZ and Jaffka get off here now, you are ruining the loathing we have for the gruesome twosome.

Anyway, to revert, Coyle is nothing but a walking bag of wank and Gartside is an envelope of foul and poisonous bottom gases.

Hope that helps.

does that envelope contain a festering fax??

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Lord Kangana » Mon May 14, 2012 11:04 pm

What you've done....has it made your lives any better?

Because he's staying, like it or not. Save yourself an early myocardial infarction.
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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by jonnybwfc » Mon May 14, 2012 11:05 pm

What will it take, and when, for Coyle to be sacked ?

When we're out of the top 6 after 10 games, 15 games ?
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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by bedwetter2 » Mon May 14, 2012 11:09 pm

jonnybwfc wrote:What will it take, and when, for Coyle to be sacked ?

When we're out of the top 6 after 10 games, 15 games ?
No, I reckon the penny may drop by the time we are in the Blue Square Premier.

Just to confirm two other points, I have calmed to the degree that a myocardial infarction is unlikely in the near future and the fax was lingering in a very decayed and stained state within said envelope.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Jakerbeef » Mon May 14, 2012 11:42 pm

Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Relentless09 » Mon May 14, 2012 11:47 pm

Jakerbeef wrote:Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.
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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by jaffka » Mon May 14, 2012 11:49 pm

Relentless09 wrote:
Jakerbeef wrote:Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.
You've scared NRC, it seems he's gone
Jakerbeef out, in fact you must be burnt.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Jakerbeef » Tue May 15, 2012 12:00 am

Relentless09 wrote:
Jakerbeef wrote:Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.
You've scared NRC, it seems he's gone
Where you hearing that? Say it ain't so Joe. :cry:

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 15, 2012 12:14 am

Jakerbeef wrote:
Relentless09 wrote:
Jakerbeef wrote:Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.
You've scared NRC, it seems he's gone
Where you hearing that? Say it ain't so Joe. :cry:
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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Jakerbeef » Tue May 15, 2012 12:22 am

I won't believe it til I see it on the official site.

Neither am I taking these blinkers off while I'm at it.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Hoboh » Tue May 15, 2012 12:27 am

Jakerbeef wrote:Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.
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Post by lovethesmellofnapalm » Tue May 15, 2012 4:33 am

jonnybwfc wrote:What will it take, and when, for Coyle to be sacked ?

When we're out of the top 6 after 10 games, 15 games ?
10 i reckon
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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Dr.Karl » Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 am

NSFW contains a lot of swearing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrW80uaKG1M" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 15, 2012 9:33 am

Dr.Karl wrote:NSFW contains a lot of swearing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrW80uaKG1M" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is all.
Do they ALL support Bolton ??
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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by midlands exile » Wed May 16, 2012 8:13 am

Jakerbeef wrote:Zat Shite can fcuk off.

Anybody not committed to the slog of the championship can fcuk off. With the exception of Lee, Holden and NRC who must have their families kidnapped if they get cold feet...just to convince them.

But I see slow, tentative steps towards learning in Coyle. He did bring on a midfielder when we were 2-1 up at Stoke. It did fcuk all but it was a gesture in the right direction.

Wait, moaning thread. Er. If Ngog doesn't learn how to pull the trigger he can fcuk off too.
Totally agree re zat knight, he's a powder puff liability, who just doesn't seem to have the right attitude (eg past examples of him chuckling on the pitch after we've been turned over once again).

However, you're wrong about coyle's sub against stoke. He didn't bring a midfielder on when we were 2-1 up, he brought ngog on for klasnic, in a classic coyle like-for-like sub. Apart from klasnic is about 100 times the goal threat, the primary function of a striker. Can we flog ngog to some French team perhaps?

I would have preferred to swap vela for skd, that might have put the brakes on stoke's subsequent reemergence in the game (any connection to coyke's change?), that saw them get the penalty and have another goal disallowed.

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Re: The all new whinging, moaning, whining and bitching thre

Post by Andy Waller » Wed May 16, 2012 10:12 am

The main thing that's p*ssed me off with Coyle is that (to my knowledge) at no point has he stood up and said that he may be at fault.

Ref's, players, luck, it's always some bugger else to blame.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed May 16, 2012 10:49 am

Knights WANTS to stay, even on reduced terms. Give him some credit for that at least.
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