What are you watching tonight?

[Bruce Rioja]

Silk - not seen it before - won't be bothering again. What a load of old toss.

Ahh. I magic-Sky-ed that on series link. Watched one and deleted the rest.

[Burnden Paddock]

Fortuna Dusseldorf v Hertha Berlin in the Bundesliga relegation play-off. I'm bored!

Watched most of it too, Hertha are my favourite non-Bolton team. Crazy scenes with that pitch invasion with still a minute left to play, what do they do now?!

Hope Hertha score now tbf.

[Little Green Man]

Silk - not seen it before - won't be bothering again. What a load of old toss.

Ahh. I magic-Sky-ed that on series link. Watched one and deleted the rest.

They should have called it Sow's Ear.

[William the White]

Courtesy of LF I watched Luis Bunuel's Viridiana. an assault on the Spanish catholic church - that got it banned in Franco's Spain - and a whisper of despair about philanthropy and human gratitude - wonderfully well acted (1960, B&W, Spanish, subtitles), there's no way I can equal Derek Malcolm's assessment as he placed it in his list of top 100 films ever...

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I haven't watched a Bunuel movie for about 20 years... I'm about to place The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie on my LF list...

Bunuel was at University with Lorca and Dali and close friends with both - making what many regard as the first surrealist film with Dali - Un Chien d'Andalou...

Lorca was shot by the Fascists in 1936, Dali ended up supporting Franco and Bunuel spent most of his life in exile in Mexico...

Three undergrad friends... three vastly different fates... Bunuel, always a heavy smoker, died of lung cancer... In his final days in hospital in Mexico city, he would take off his oxygen mask to light and take a few drags of the smoke that was about to kill him... there's a bit of me that almost admires that...

Tonight watched Bunuel's Exterminating Angel, another B&W surrealist parable. Even weirder than Viridiana, but enjoyed it just as much.

the house of a fabulously rich man, who has 20 guests for a post-opera dinner. But all the servants have decided to leave. When they go the wealthy somehow find themselves unable to do anything at all. And, fundamentally, they cannot even leave the room...

Reduced to total inertia basic savagery takes over... almost...

Really pissed off LF won't get me his The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie - am enjoying the return to his strange but, i find, compelling cinematic imagination...

[Jakerbeef]

Heard of that one...sounds interesting. I like 'gimmicky' arthouse experiments. With the exception of Funny Games; I don't like being lectured by a filmmaker who doesn't even 'get' film...

Seen Obscure Object of Desire? Supposed to be another Bunuel great.

[Gooner Girl]

Ok, sorry, looking back i did rather twist what you said GtE and Colin. I'll rephrase that to:

MOST men (not all - Bish, Bruce and Tango excluded as they have stated here or elsewhere that thats not the case!) PREFER women with big breasts.

That a fairer statement?!

nahhh - I don't think so... It's what women THINK men find attractive - and if you draw your sample from slobbering NUTS readers - then you might find some correlation - but actually I think I'd file it under - "all the things that women say they do for men - but actually do to impress each other" - like lingerie and shoes and makeup and suspenders and all that cack - men don't really give a monkeys.. it's all to impress other women...)

having said that - (this may not be a huge surprise to you!) on the T&A spectrum - I'm right across at the "A" end!

Are you calling Willy, GtE and Colin 'slobbering nuts readers'?!

I think that's self-evident!

Hey!!! If anything, its FHM........on holiday.

Classy....!

[Gary the Enfield]

Don't forget the L. I'm definitely a T,A and L man. In fact, gimme da whole damn Chicken!

[Gooner Girl]

If you normally compare women to chickens its a wonder you ever had a girlfriend at all

[General Mannerheim]

watched Guillermo del Toro's 'The Devil's Backbone'. Scores a hefty 7.5 on the IMDb richter scale. massive disappointment. not in the slightest bit scary or even creepy.

[Gary the Enfield]

If you normally compare women to chickens its a wonder you ever had a girlfriend at all

I don't normally, but we were discussing breasts, and legs and I got hungry.

A bit like when Chip n Dale* find themselves in an (albeit unlikely) scenario of being castaway on a desert island and Chip (feeling hungry) turns to say something to Dale only to find his friend has turned into a giant, delectable drumstick. Yum

*Please don't ask me who Chip n Dale are.

[Gooner Girl]

If you normally compare women to chickens its a wonder you ever had a girlfriend at all

I don't normally, but we were discussing breasts, and legs and I got hungry.

A bit like when Chip n Dale* find themselves in an (albeit unlikely) scenario of being castaway on a desert island and Chip (feeling hungry) turns to say something to Dale only to find his friend has turned into a giant, delectable drumstick. Yum

*Please don't ask me who Chip n Dale are.

The chipmunks?! I'm not as old as you are (noone could be ) but i do remember the chipmunks!

We were discussing breasts and bottoms actually, you threw in legs! Anyway, you had a huge fry up, you shouldn't still be hungry!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Rescue Rangers !

[Gary the Enfield]

If you normally compare women to chickens its a wonder you ever had a girlfriend at all

I don't normally, but we were discussing breasts, and legs and I got hungry.

A bit like when Chip n Dale* find themselves in an (albeit unlikely) scenario of being castaway on a desert island and Chip (feeling hungry) turns to say something to Dale only to find his friend has turned into a giant, delectable drumstick. Yum

*Please don't ask me who Chip n Dale are.

The chipmunks?! I'm not as old as you are (noone could be ) but i do remember the chipmunks!

We were discussing breasts and bottoms actually, you threw in legs! Anyway, you had a huge fry up, you shouldn't still be hungry!

That got burned off within about an hour.

One of the best things about running is I can pretty much eat what I want and when. Hungry now. When's lunch?

[Gooner Girl]

If you normally compare women to chickens its a wonder you ever had a girlfriend at all

I don't normally, but we were discussing breasts, and legs and I got hungry.

A bit like when Chip n Dale* find themselves in an (albeit unlikely) scenario of being castaway on a desert island and Chip (feeling hungry) turns to say something to Dale only to find his friend has turned into a giant, delectable drumstick. Yum

*Please don't ask me who Chip n Dale are.

The chipmunks?! I'm not as old as you are (noone could be ) but i do remember the chipmunks!

We were discussing breasts and bottoms actually, you threw in legs! Anyway, you had a huge fry up, you shouldn't still be hungry!

That got burned off within about an hour.

One of the best things about running is I can pretty much eat what I want and when. Hungry now. When's lunch?

When i was breastfeeding the twins i could eat a whopping 2000 calories extra a day. I quite enjoyed that. Sadly i have recently stopped breastfeeding the twins, yet my diet is still crap and i'm not doing much exercise.

[General Mannerheim]

any chance of a separate thread for your tits? so i dont have to fecking read it.

[Gooner Girl]

any chance of a separate thread for your tits? so i dont have to fecking read it.

Any chance of you growing up enough that the mention of a woman feeding her children doesn't make you throw a hissy fit?

[boltonboris]

any chance of a separate thread for your tits? so i dont have to fecking read it.

[boltonboris]

Watched the latest Game of Thrones episode last night..

What a feckin' cliffhanger!!

Surely it can't be the kids.

[William the White]

Heard of that one...sounds interesting. I like 'gimmicky' arthouse experiments. With the exception of Funny Games; I don't like being lectured by a filmmaker who doesn't even 'get' film...

Seen Obscure Object of Desire? Supposed to be another Bunuel great.

i think I have... I'll check whether LF have it... Thanks for the prompt!



And now I've just gone downstairs to the uni library and returned with The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, That Obscure Object of Desire and L'Age d'Or...

Also a criticial biog on Bunuel

Sometimes doing the obvious is a good idea...

Bunuel week beckons...

[Bruce Rioja]

Balls. No LF credits left.

By the way, is Exit Through The Gift Shop worth bothering with?