Ask Mar

[Mar]

I'm open to taking more questions again. Answers will come in the form of my new Dogbird army. Either that or posts on this thread. Whatever is convenient. At the minute, i'm leaning towards Dogbirds.

[Worthy4England]

Why thank you Mar. I've stopped taking the paper on a Sunday, since the sad demise of the News of the World.

Monday's Sport, is much better, so I've heard. Will try it next week. It'll probably have pictures of the Queen's Jubilee's in it.

[thebish]

I have a question..

who is MORE righterer... is it LK or BWFCi?

[Mar]

I have a question..

who is MORE righterer... is it LK or BWFCi?

In that phrase LK is to the left of BWFCi. But in general this always comes down to GOOGLE-ATRON for the answer!

GOOD NEWS! Both are more right than wrong.

LK right = 274,000,000
LK wrong = 21,500,000

LK = 274000000-21500000 = bonjela

BWFCi right = 2,450
BWFCi wrong = 1,900

BWFCi = 550.

MATHS may or may not be accurate. All we can say for certain is bonjela is cool (says so on the packaging) and thats significantly more impressive than a random number of 550.



But whatever you do. Don't trust it. Or else your entire face will look like this:

[thebish]

thankyou Mar - you've cleared up a real puzzler!

[Mar]

thankyou Mar - you've cleared up a real puzzler!

And hopefully gone someway in combating dental hygiene once and for all.

[Lord Kangana]

My name is copyright you know.

I note from my records that none of the above posters are certified franchisees, and as such should cease and desist any further unlicensed usage of the aforementioned circumscribed nomenclature.

And just for your records, if you use the "who's more right" search facility, you'll find I score a, frankly astonishing, 96.7% on the rightometer.

[Mar]

And just for your records, if you use the "who's more right" search facility, you'll find I score a, frankly astonishing, 96.7% on the rightometer.

For your achievements in correctology:



(gender reassignment not included)

[thebish]

Dear Mar,

which is the best tree?

[Bruce Rioja]

Dear Mar,

Where exactly was it that our mothers hid the best biscuits, that then used to magically appear whenever someone posh pitched up?

[Mar]

Dear Mar,

which is the best tree?

There's a fair few awesome trees out there:





But these ones for me wins hands down.




They say they're just men with warts but don't believe what you read. These are awesome trees in the making. They can use computers. They can shoot shotguns. They're gonna take over. Climb for your lives.

[Mar]

Dear Mar,

Where exactly was it that our mothers hid the best biscuits, that then used to magically appear whenever someone posh pitched up?

They were kept here. Safely under your parents bed. All the rumbling at night coming from upstairs and the giddy excitement and pleasure noises were simply down to BUSCUIT TIME.

[bwfcdan94]

dear mar who does aaron mooy play for now

[Bruce Rioja]

Dear Mar,

Where exactly was it that our mothers hid the best biscuits, that then used to magically appear whenever someone posh pitched up?

They were kept here. Safely under your parents bed. All the rumbling at night coming from upstairs and the giddy excitement and pleasure noises were simply down to BUSCUIT TIME.

Well the sneaky so-and-so's!!!

I have to say - Me and this rabbit are extremely disappointed in their sneakiness. There's just no hiding it.

[Mar]

dear mar who does aaron mooy play for now

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aaron+mooy


But seriously. He's out of work at the moment. As its holiday time.


PS if you show this to Sammy Lee. We will sign him again ala Wilhelmsson and Braaten transfer styles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYoQQLAHnA

[bwfcdan94]

dear mar who does aaron mooy play for now

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aaron+mooy


But seriously. He's out of work at the moment. As its holiday time.

is he under contract still

[Lord Kangana]

Dear Mar,

In chronological order, based on statistical wizardry, who is most likely to be our best and second best player ever?

[Mar]

dear mar who does aaron mooy play for now

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aaron+mooy


But seriously. He's out of work at the moment. As its holiday time.

is he under contract still

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/aaron ... 23951.html

2013. But the world will end before then.

[bwfcdan94]

should we be worried

[Mar]

should we be worried

You'll be fine.