The TW Caption Competition Thread
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does he take itblurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...
does he take it
does he take it up the arse?
does he take it up the arse?
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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First he was told his brains were in his feet, then he was told to keep his feet on the ground. David was getting confused and pissed off.blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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fork me sounds familiarhisroyalgingerness wrote:Beckham auditioned for Phoenix nights but the part eventually went to the woman with the ping pong balls, was more attractive a prospectCrazyHorse wrote:Having just seen a stripper for the first time, David tried to re-enact his own version of the 'shooting out the ping-pong ball trick' with a football.
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i'd feel guilty if i'd read anyone else's postsCrazyHorse wrote:fork me sounds familiarhisroyalgingerness wrote:Beckham auditioned for Phoenix nights but the part eventually went to the woman with the ping pong balls, was more attractive a prospectCrazyHorse wrote:Having just seen a stripper for the first time, David tried to re-enact his own version of the 'shooting out the ping-pong ball trick' with a football.
great minds think alike that's all i'll say
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The bloke has a fine rear... Now that's a true fact... and don't be making jokes about my entries as you know exactly what will happen ....hisroyalgingerness wrote:surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like thatGertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
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No doubt Gertie is the queen of smut!!! Next thing she will be telling us she has met Beckham and had a photo done with himhisroyalgingerness wrote:surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like thatGertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
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Yep no doubt Beckham is a prize arse !!! or is that not what you meantGertie wrote:The bloke has a fine rear... Now that's a true fact... and don't be making jokes about my entries as you know exactly what will happen ....hisroyalgingerness wrote:surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like thatGertie wrote:When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
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