West Ham fan here...

[Holden midfielder]

You would think that all the Shiite that gets spouted at matches it would be water under the bridge. But no this pathetic tosser has used thos little bit o banter to light his fire and propel the Academy back into the Prem. Or so he thinks ... Memory like an elephant ... You'll play a proper side like Millwall before you see us again.

[jaffka]

Nice to see that little old Bolton has mentally scared so many sad individuals.

[wembley1995]

Hello all,

West Ham United fan here.

You may have been our biggest bogey team for the past god knows how long, and I visited your ground when we played you in 2011 and you beat us 3-0 what made me annoyed about that day is I was sitting close to your fans and you constantly shouting 'Wembley, Wembley! We're the famous Bolton Wanderers and We're going to Wembley' and 'We'll never play you again' pfffffffffftttttttt... Well all I can say is now, Karma's a bitch lads! Later after that you game you went to Wembley and got embaressed by Stoke, I mean Stoke!?!? is that really possible to lose 5-0 to them at Wembley! Oh dear Oh dear! I thought that would be enough for me to make up for that miserable day at your ground however the fact you have gone down now and we went Wembley and won with your ex players talent who you throw away (RICARDO VAZ TE) has made things a lot better! So heres to those in that corner next to the away fans, maybe keep your gob shut because you embarressed yourselves! Good luck in the Championship (Seriously) However...We'll never play you again! IRONSSSSSS

you son are a cock

Q. What do you get when West Ham are relegated next year?
A. 50,000 more Man Utd fans.

fk off back to london you scab

[wembley1995]

is this you on this picture you fat bastard?

[ajlWHU]

*briefly shuffles through boring Northern slurred responses*

Wanstead Flats.. probably bigger than Bolton. Certainly cleaner and it's still a shithole.

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

[plymouth wanderer]

*briefly shuffles through boring Northern slurred responses*

Wanstead Flats.. probably bigger than Bolton. Certainly cleaner and it's still a shithole.

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

Is that it

[thebish]

*briefly shuffles through boring Northern slurred responses*

Wanstead Flats.. probably bigger than Bolton. Certainly cleaner and it's still a shithole.

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

Is that it

I suspect not... I also suspect that as he typed "IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE" he was also chanting it out loud..

then his mum called him for his tea and ticked him off for having skiddies in his pants and leaving sticky tissues on his bedside table...

[plymouth wanderer]

*briefly shuffles through boring Northern slurred responses*

Wanstead Flats.. probably bigger than Bolton. Certainly cleaner and it's still a shithole.

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

Is that it

I suspect not... I also suspect that as he typed "IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE" he was also chanting it out loud..

then his mum called him for his tea and ticked him off for having skiddies in his pants and leaving sticky tissues on his bedside table...

No his mum's at mine

[TANGODANCER]

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

Careful sonny. You haven't played a game there yet since you got relegated because you weren't good enough. But for an ex-Bolton manager and some ex-Bolton players you'd probably be visiting division two this season. You're only on here for comic relief because there's no football.

[TKIZ!]

Is this thread the definition of irony? Ex Bolton manager to get you up, ex-Bolton players to get you up. First major signing is a ex-Bolton Wanderers legend, who ironically conceded the 5 against Stoke. Ex Bolton back-room staff, it's all little too ironic, don't you think?

[thebish]

Is this thread the definition of irony? Ex Bolton manager to get you up, ex-Bolton players to get you up. First major signing is a ex-Bolton Wanderers legend, who ironically conceded the 5 against Stoke. Ex Bolton back-room staff, it's all little too ironic, don't you think?

Come on you Ironys...

[TKIZ!]

I see what you did there. I like it!

[Il Pirate]

Just remember you utter cock end, knob jockey.

We will always be Bolton.

You

Will always be


West 'amm Waaaanderers...........................

[jaffka]

*briefly shuffles through boring Northern slurred responses*

Wanstead Flats.. probably bigger than Bolton. Certainly cleaner and it's still a shithole.

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

You are suffering from shell shock still after all the tw@tings that we have dished out to you

[Annoyed Grunt]

Obsessed much?

[TKIZ!]

Maybe they have Stockholm Syndrome? They just want to be or be with their tormentors?

[Gary the Enfield]

*briefly shuffles through boring Northern slurred responses*

Wanstead Flats.. probably bigger than Bolton. Certainly cleaner and it's still a shithole.

IRONS IRONS. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

So you don't deny your Plaistow Peccadillos then? Your Romford romps? Your Bow bottom adventures?

How does it taste having to swallow the bile you spouted towards Allardyce when you realised he'd got you out of the Championship? You know Harry's available at the right price don't you? Tell you what why don't you ditch Sam 'cos deep down you know he doesn't let you play 'The West Ham way'. Buy Harry for twice the price, throw 50-60 million at him to spunk on sh*t players who'll get you to the giddy heights of 8th by Xmas and dreaming of the Champions League, only for you to crash and burn again back into the bottom three. Only this time you won't have an illegally registered player to bail you out.

Just feck off you eel sucking, button wearing, pie-and-mash eating barrow boys soiled pants excuse of a fan.

[wembley1995]

get back to your xbox you fat c*nt and googling about your 'famous' ICF

[Bruce Rioja]

I always thought that Wanstead Flats was actually rhyming slang to describe the people East London, rather than an area of it.

[Gary the Enfield]

I always thought that Wanstead Flats was actually rhyming slang to describe the people East London, rather than an area of it.

That's a bit Hackney Marsh, Brucie. True, but Hackney.