Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by TKIZ! » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:04 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'd just like to add at this point that this is the single worst football gossip thread ever.
In your face, Jaffka!! :lol:
I've been saying for 7 months, it's bloody jinxed, this thread.
:lol: :lol:
Pfffft.

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by jaffka » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:08 am

Worthy4England wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'd just like to add at this point that this is the single worst football gossip thread ever.
In your face, Jaffka!! :lol:
I've been saying for 7 months, it's bloody jinxed, this thread.
you can have some as well :fingers:

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:45 am

It was never going to hit the heights with such a prosaic title anyway.

Just like our team, we always seem to repeat this basic mistake. Basics, basics, basics.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:48 am

See, if you'd called it:

"Jaffka's official speculatory transfertastic lexicographical gossipathon"

Then it might have worked.

Might.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Hoboh » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:48 am

'Jaffka's Dross out and hopefully slightly better Dross in thread'.

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:43 am

Have just noticed, while going about my daily doings, that Wheats and Mills were in the England U19 squad together for the 2005 finals. Mills was a first-team regular, Wheats wasn't.

(Not a single member of the 18-manboy squad has been capped at full international level... except James Morrison, who cheated by switching allegiance to Scotland.)

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:33 pm

Exciting new signing (or washed-up Burnley cast-off, take your pick).

http://www.clarets-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/ ... ndex.shtml

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by knobby » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:38 pm

Christ on a bike, he can't get in Burnley reserves. Who in the name of Charlie Cairoli sanctions these moves ?
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:50 pm

knobby wrote:Christ on a bike, he can't get in Burnley reserves. Who in the name of Charlie Cairoli sanctions these moves ?
Now, now, he might turn out to be the next Jonathan Walters. Though, knowing our luck he probably turn out to be the next Jonathan Walters.

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by truewhite15 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:05 pm

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knobby wrote:Christ on a bike, he can't get in Burnley reserves. Who in the name of Charlie Cairoli sanctions these moves ?
Now, now, he might turn out to be the next Jonathan Walters. Though, knowing our luck he probably turn out to be the next Jonathan Walters.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Relentless09 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:22 pm

What position does McKee play ?

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Jez » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:30 pm

Relentless09 wrote:What position does McKee play ?
the bench

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:45 pm

Relentless09 wrote:What position does McKee play ?
Attacking midfielder, apparently. So a ready made replacement for Mark Davies then?! :roll:

So is Coyle actually saying here that this lad is better then anything we've got coming through?
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Verbal » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:48 pm

Before we damn him before his arse has got in the training ground, let's just say best of luck and that.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by knobby » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:50 pm

Verbal wrote:Before we damn him before his arse has got in the training ground, let's just say best of luck and that.
Thats fine I can wait till Thursday.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:55 pm

Verbal wrote:Before we damn him before his arse has got in the training ground, let's just say best of luck and that.
I don't think that anyone's damning him personally, Verbal, it's just that once again we see Coyle implement his everyone's-out-of-step-with-our-Jonny approach. He's right and everyone else is wrong.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by newcarsmell » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:16 pm

Where McKee.. Where me phone ?

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by the-Bowtun-Warrior » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:57 pm

newcarsmell wrote:Where McKee.. Where me phone ?
:lol:

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:27 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:See, if you'd called it:

"Jaffka's official speculatory transfertastic lexicographical gossipathon"

Then it might have worked.

Might.

TKIZ's official speculatory transfertastic lexicographical gossipathon (claimed)
Pfffft.

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by jaffka » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:38 pm

Another signing then! Screw you detractors lol

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