Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Gary the Enfield]

Birthday Cake Nazis - has every office got someone who thinks that their chief function is to keep tabs on whose turn it is to get the cakes in or is it just ours? It's not even my birthday until the 27th but Cake Nazi has pointed out that I'm off for a fortnight after today and has, as such, sent me to get them in today.

Tell 'em to feck off. (Unless you get permission to post a picture of that hot intern you keep salivating over in which case you'll go to the Krispy Kreme concession in Tesco's.)

She's not hot, she's just very cute

PICTURES MAN!!!!!!!!

I'm having a shit week and you may, just may, be able to rescue it.

[boltonboris]

Birthday Cake Nazis - has every office got someone who thinks that their chief function is to keep tabs on whose turn it is to get the cakes in or is it just ours? It's not even my birthday until the 27th but Cake Nazi has pointed out that I'm off for a fortnight after today and has, as such, sent me to get them in today.

Tell 'em to feck off. (Unless you get permission to post a picture of that hot intern you keep salivating over in which case you'll go to the Krispy Kreme concession in Tesco's.)

She's not hot, she's just very cute

What does her seat smell like?

[Bijou Bob]

.........and does she fall within the 'Half your age plus 7' rule?

[Gooner Girl]

Birthday Cake Nazis - has every office got someone who thinks that their chief function is to keep tabs on whose turn it is to get the cakes in or is it just ours? It's not even my birthday until the 27th but Cake Nazi has pointed out that I'm off for a fortnight after today and has, as such, sent me to get them in today.

Tell 'em to feck off. (Unless you get permission to post a picture of that hot intern you keep salivating over in which case you'll go to the Krispy Kreme concession in Tesco's.)

She's not hot, she's just very cute

PICTURES MAN!!!!!!!!

I'm having a shit week and you may, just may, be able to rescue it.

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

[Gary the Enfield]

Birthday Cake Nazis - has every office got someone who thinks that their chief function is to keep tabs on whose turn it is to get the cakes in or is it just ours? It's not even my birthday until the 27th but Cake Nazi has pointed out that I'm off for a fortnight after today and has, as such, sent me to get them in today.

Tell 'em to feck off. (Unless you get permission to post a picture of that hot intern you keep salivating over in which case you'll go to the Krispy Kreme concession in Tesco's.)

She's not hot, she's just very cute

PICTURES MAN!!!!!!!!

I'm having a shit week and you may, just may, be able to rescue it.

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

GG, just for you.



That better?

[Gooner Girl]

Nah, not my type! Too muscly! Couldn't exactly cuddle up to him, could you?!

Now, do you need me to find you a picture of some skinny blonde with big boobs, would that make you feel better? seeing as Bruce is keeping his intern to himself!

[Bruce Rioja]

You bloody worry me, you lot.

[Gooner Girl]

What you so worried about Brucey?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

GG, just for you.



That better?

God dam it Gary cant i sit naked on my motorbike in peace!

[Gooner Girl]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

GG, just for you.



That better?

God dam it Gary cant i sit naked on my motorbike in peace!

Did think it a bit odd that he had nabbed your facebook profile pic...

[Bruce Rioja]

What you so worried about Brucey?

Not you, GG - the rest of 'em. I mention that I've got a little helper and look at 'em, grown men -wanting pictures, sniffing seats, some or other redhoolcious age rule.........

[bobo the clown]

What you so worried about Brucey?

Not you, GG - the rest of 'em. I mention that I've got a little helper and look at 'em, grown men -wanting pictures, sniffing seats, some or other redhoolcious age rule.........

It's no point you trying to act all grown-up & mature now sunshine. No point at all.

[Gary the Enfield]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

GG, just for you.



That better?

God dam it Gary cant i sit naked on my motorbike in peace!

Nice try OJJ but that is one James Tozeland. The lust figure for Mrs GtE. He's just gotten engaged to (for me) one of the most beautiful women on the planet. The git.

[Gooner Girl]

There you go GtE, you cheered yourself up! Didn't need mine or Bruce's help after all!

[Gary the Enfield]

Nah, not my type! Too muscly! Couldn't exactly cuddle up to him, could you?!

Now, do you need me to find you a picture of some skinny blonde with big boobs, would that make you feel better? seeing as Bruce is keeping his intern to himself!

As Katie Melua is neither Blonde OR big boobed I think you should honour this offer.

[Gooner Girl]

Nah, not my type! Too muscly! Couldn't exactly cuddle up to him, could you?!

Now, do you need me to find you a picture of some skinny blonde with big boobs, would that make you feel better? seeing as Bruce is keeping his intern to himself!

As Katie Melua is neither Blonde OR big boobed I think you should honour this offer.

Well I would, but I'm posting on my phone and the cat is on my lap and you wouldn't want me to chuck her off to get to the pc would you?! It would be far too fiddly to stick a pic on here from my phone. You have google man, use it if you're that desperate!

Tsk. Men!

[Gary the Enfield]

Nah, not my type! Too muscly! Couldn't exactly cuddle up to him, could you?!

Now, do you need me to find you a picture of some skinny blonde with big boobs, would that make you feel better? seeing as Bruce is keeping his intern to himself!

As Katie Melua is neither Blonde OR big boobed I think you should honour this offer.

Well I would, but I'm posting on my phone and the cat is on my lap and you wouldn't want me to chuck her off to get to the pc would you?! It would be far too fiddly to stick a pic on here from my phone. You have google man, use it if you're that desperate!

Tsk. Men!

Hah! Thought so. Bottler!

[Gooner Girl]

Sigh. Ok, here you go. Now don't say i don't ever do anything for you. You owe me.

[Bruce Rioja]

Well I've no idea who that is but she's absolutely hideous!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

It's Jordan isnt it...i'd rather look at the naked guy.