Where are you going tonight?

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Post by officer_dibble » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:27 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:The whole park was an inch deep in piss Harry. We walked through the gate at about 6pm to be greeted by the sight of a woman crouching by the side of a bin going for it and angrily telling anyone who happened to even look in her direction to fck off.

There's the next "Welcome To Manchester" poster right there.
See I'd say we arrived at the same time then. But i suspect she wasnt the only one! fecking trees 20m away the slag!!!

cracking gig mind. no news on that lost kid yet?

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Post by officer_dibble » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:30 pm

Oh and dont stop...singing backwards? i assume jiggery pokery but confused all the same

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:00 am

officer_dibble wrote:no news on that lost kid yet?
No, it's not looking good for him after this long is it? Poor sod.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:38 pm

Niiiiiiiiiice :shock:

It happened during the Beady Eye set. As Liam Gallagher attempted to rouse the crowd in another sub-par Beatles-inspired dirge, a projectile hit me on the back and splashed up the back of my head. It was warm, it was piss, it was in my hair. Apparently throwing plastic pint glasses of urine was back, and looked to have more life in it than Ian Brown's questionable attempt at a rap during the breakdown of Love Spreads.

We saw about another six or seven get thrown during the Beady Eye set. Gig-goers around us theorised that it was probably some sort of dirty protest against the quality of the songwriting. The Scottish group in front of me offered me a joint and asked if I wanted them to go back and bottle the perpetator "in his face"; and a woman in front of me spent the next 20 mins in denial, rubbing her sodden cardigan in her face proclaiming: "Would I be doing this if it was piss?" Her horrified boyfriend eventually took her aside and made her take it off. The whole experience was rounded off by a wag shouting "Welcome to Manchester".

We'd been warned by a friend who went the night before that it might happen, but laughed off their report. The crowd, in age, seemed mostly closer to 40 than 30: these were grown men with families and mortgages. These aren't the sort of people that revel in throwing pints of piss … are they? At least, for the record, the Roses were magical.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:50 pm

officer_dibble wrote: no news on that lost kid yet?
Sadly, and perhaps inevitably, there is.

The body of missing Stone Roses fan Chris Brahney has been found in Salford Quays.

Read more at: http://menmedia.co.uk/manchesterevening ... ford-quays" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
officer_dibble wrote: no news on that lost kid yet?
Sadly, and perhaps inevitably, there is.

The body of missing Stone Roses fan Chris Brahney has been found in Salford Quays.

Read more at: http://menmedia.co.uk/manchesterevening ... ford-quays" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Sad news indeed.

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Post by clapton is god » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:28 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
officer_dibble wrote: no news on that lost kid yet?
Sadly, and perhaps inevitably, there is.

The body of missing Stone Roses fan Chris Brahney has been found in Salford Quays.

Read more at: http://menmedia.co.uk/manchesterevening ... ford-quays" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Oh, dear. I saw that on the lunchtime news but didn't connect it with Chris' disappearance. Very sad but at least the family know now.

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Post by officer_dibble » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:48 pm

Shitter. Poor lad and thoughts to his friends and family as well.

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Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:51 pm

There's a ping pong festival here, there are loads of tables in the busy parts of Sheffield city centre. Played some ping pong last night.

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:05 pm

You are Owen Coyle and i claim my £5 !

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:51 pm

Off to see Wilko Johnson tonight.

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How scary does he look now ??
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:58 pm

I'm off to the pub to see mi mate's band.
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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:06 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Off to see Wilko Johnson tonight.

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How scary does he look now ??
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:03 pm

"You've not forgot that we're all meeting in the pub at 2, have you?". "Err yes, I'd forgotten all about it". Shit. Ah well, here goes! :drink: :pissed:
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:48 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Off to see Wilko Johnson tonight.

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How scary does he look now ??
Stupidity with Brilleaux is one of my top five albums of all time.

Where are you seeing him?
Believe it or not Llangollen Town Hall !!

It was pretth damn good too. I used to see the Dr.'s a couple of times a year at their BIT gigs & loved them then.

Last night they were a 3'some with the bassist being an ex Blockhead.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:17 am

Caught the wrong bus home from Manny. Ended up in Leigh. £20 corrective taxi ride poorer. Night all :oops:
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:07 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Caught the wrong bus home from Manny. Ended up in Leigh. £20 corrective taxi ride poorer. Night all :oops:
that sound q good value to be honest. £20 to not be in Leigh !!

So when did you realise ?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:30 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Caught the wrong bus home from Manny. Ended up in Leigh. £20 corrective taxi ride poorer. Night all :oops:
that sound q good value to be honest. £20 to not be in Leigh !!

So when did you realise ?
True. I'd got chatting to a couple of girls. Realised around Atherton.
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Post by thebish » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:50 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Caught the wrong bus home from Manny. Ended up in Leigh. £20 corrective taxi ride poorer. Night all :oops:
that sound q good value to be honest. £20 to not be in Leigh !!

So when did you realise ?
True. I'd got chatting to a couple of girls. Realised (that they weren't girls) around Atherton.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:07 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Caught the wrong bus home from Manny. Ended up in Leigh. £20 corrective taxi ride poorer. Night all :oops:
that sound q good value to be honest. £20 to not be in Leigh !!

So when did you realise ?
True. I'd got chatting to a couple of girls. Realised (that they weren't girls) around Atherton.
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They were actually a couple of, ahem, girls-that-like-other-girls :?
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