Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Gooner Girl]

hey, it got wet, i told her it was a really small pool !

If i'm ever on holiday in Bolton i'm taking your daughter and giving her lessons ok?!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

lol ok deal.
Although 'holiday' and 'bolton' is a contradiction in terms!

[Wandering Willy]

My ex-girlfriend suffered badly with dry socket syndrome. I didn't get a clean extraction once.

[Gary the Enfield]

Had a tooth out this morning.

Waiting for the Novocaine to wear off.

Get running now. You'll feel no pain and beat your personal best.

Everyone's doing it.

It said on the form 'no physical exertion on the day of extraction' or somesuch. So I did ask was I allowed to run tonight? At which point he referred me to the form. I said ''but I'll only be running six miles or so''. Still said no, the sadistic b*stard.

oh, and OWCH!!!

[Lord Kangana]

I went to the chippy straight after having my wisdom teeth out, you big girl.

[Bruce Rioja]

]Had a tooth out this morning.

Waiting for the Novocaine to wear off.

Stop sticking your tongue in the hole. Yes YOU! Stop it now.

[Gary the Enfield]

I went to the chippy straight after having my wisdom teeth out, you big girl.

I didn't say I was going to heed his advice, did I?

Although it is still bleeding so I'll give it an hour before I decide.

Incidentally if you swallow your own blood, does it absorb straight back into your sysem or is it broken down into it's component parts?

[Gary the Enfield]

]Had a tooth out this morning.

Waiting for the Novocaine to wear off.

Stop sticking your tongue in the hole. Yes YOU! Stop it now.

I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobo the clown]

I went to the chippy straight after having my wisdom teeth out, you big girl.

I didn't say I was going to heed his advice, did I?

Although it is still bleeding so I'll give it an hour before I decide.

Incidentally if you swallow your own blood, does it absorb straight back into your sysem or is it broken down into it's component parts?

You become a vampire, of the very worst sort ... a self-abusing vampire.

[Lord Kangana]

Surely it just turns into black pudding in your stomach, no?

[Gary the Enfield]

Surely it just turns into black pudding in your stomach, no?

Perhaps it would if I swallowed more dead pig bits. Hmmmmmm

[Wandering Willy]

I went to the chippy straight after having my wisdom teeth out, you big girl.

You went before too.

[boltonboris]

If you swallow enough of it, you quickly chunder it back up violently and feel very, very ill for a short while.

Trust me on that!

[Lord Kangana]

Does it look like black scrambled eggs on re-entry?

[Wandering Willy]

If you swallow enough of it, you quickly chunder it back up violently and feel very, very ill for a short while.

Trust me on that!

OK then.

[boltonboris]

Does it look like black scrambled eggs on re-entry?

If you bring up any clots it does!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Surely it just turns into black pudding in your stomach, no?

This is more or less correct. I had four teeth extracted under a general anesthetic. I awoke in the dentist's waiting room and promptly threw up a lot of blood. It was black.

[Bruce Rioja]

I need to walk two miles to collect my car. I don't feel like walking, and I don't feel like driving either!

[Worthy4England]

Holiday shopping (for the holiday, not gaudy Bermuda shorts). Whilst the "we're going away" bit makes me happy, the activity of working out where and will this be the right place for the missus and young un, takes forever.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

W4E. Just get a map, close eyes and randomly pick somewhere. As long as it isn't Syria you'll be reet