Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:06 pm

I have to say, i'm disappointed.

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:15 pm

the Bolton Evening News reports that the teenager will now work with Owen Coyle
I can only assume that he's no longer a teenager.
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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:18 pm

Any twitterers, does Uncle Alan have anything to say about Sanchez and Afobe?

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:22 pm

Please no lets bask in the possibility of two new signings before Nixon comes along and says they're not straightforward or something.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:27 pm

He said yes/no/maybe.
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Post by Bruno3 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:01 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:He said yes/no/maybe.
Are you sure?

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Post by m_taylor » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:08 pm

Can only see this at the mo:


@MarcIles seems 100% certain that Sanchez is here and will sign. @reluctantnicko is 100% opposite. I guess we'll see who's right tomorrow.

and


@reluctantnicko any west ham news?


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@SamVazMayne Carroll stuff nonsense. Agent working on Sanchez. U have done ok, but still looking for a couple.

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:22 pm

I just looked at that West Ham fans tweets and nearly spat me coffee all over my keyboard.

He's talking to David Gold (West Ham owner alongside David Sullivan) and Gold is taking a lot of flak from West Ham fans about a "lack of a big signing". He's basically saying nobody ever said there would be a big signing....

That guy SamVazMayne writes to him saying "Jack Sullivan (David Sullivans son I think) said we were going to break our transfer record this summer, that why fans are angry.

Golds reply...."Jack Sullivan is a great kid and I like him but remember he's only twelve years old".

I think for that alone twitter should stay. West Ham fans getting angry at their ownerscos a twelve year old promised a big signing :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:31 pm

See, Nixon comes along and pisses on everyone's chips.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:32 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:I just looked at that West Ham fans tweets and nearly spat me coffee all over my keyboard.

He's talking to David Gold (West Ham owner alongside David Sullivan) and Gold is taking a lot of flak from West Ham fans about a "lack of a big signing". He's basically saying nobody ever said there would be a big signing....

That guy SamVazMayne writes to him saying "Jack Sullivan (David Sullivans son I think) said we were going to break our transfer record this summer, that why fans are angry.

Golds reply...."Jack Sullivan is a great kid and I like him but remember he's only twelve years old".

I think for that alone twitter should stay. West Ham fans getting angry at their ownerscos a twelve year old promised a big signing :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:lol:

Brilliant. A pure West Ham wankerish-ness. It's back - I guess it never went away. No mention of a "prolific goalscorer" not even an "outstanding footballer", just a "big name"! :lol:

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:32 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:See, Nixon comes along and pisses on everyone's chips.
hmmm... nixon's chip-shop..

do you want salt and piss on that?

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:37 pm

thebish wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:See, Nixon comes along and pisses on everyone's chips.
hmmm... nixon's chip-shop..

do you want salt and piss on that?
Yes/No/Maybe

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:37 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I just looked at that West Ham fans tweets and nearly spat me coffee all over my keyboard.

He's talking to David Gold (West Ham owner alongside David Sullivan) and Gold is taking a lot of flak from West Ham fans about a "lack of a big signing". He's basically saying nobody ever said there would be a big signing....

That guy SamVazMayne writes to him saying "Jack Sullivan (David Sullivans son I think) said we were going to break our transfer record this summer, that why fans are angry.

Golds reply...."Jack Sullivan is a great kid and I like him but remember he's only twelve years old".

I think for that alone twitter should stay. West Ham fans getting angry at their ownerscos a twelve year old promised a big signing :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:lol:

Brilliant. A pure West Ham wankerish-ness. It's back - I guess it never went away. No mention of a "prolific goalscorer" not even an "outstanding footballer", just a "big name"! :lol:

We're fackin' massive, mate, dyoo 'ear?
I just love the reply from Gold. Polite in itself, but with a subtext of "you're all fooking morons" thrown in for good measure. Just made me laugh!

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Post by Bruno3 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I just looked at that West Ham fans tweets and nearly spat me coffee all over my keyboard.

He's talking to David Gold (West Ham owner alongside David Sullivan) and Gold is taking a lot of flak from West Ham fans about a "lack of a big signing". He's basically saying nobody ever said there would be a big signing....

That guy SamVazMayne writes to him saying "Jack Sullivan (David Sullivans son I think) said we were going to break our transfer record this summer, that why fans are angry.

Golds reply...."Jack Sullivan is a great kid and I like him but remember he's only twelve years old".

I think for that alone twitter should stay. West Ham fans getting angry at their ownerscos a twelve year old promised a big signing :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:lol:

Brilliant. A pure West Ham wankerish-ness. It's back - I guess it never went away. No mention of a "prolific goalscorer" not even an "outstanding footballer", just a "big name"! :lol:We're fackin' massive, mate, dyoo 'ear?
Like this you mean???:
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Post by Relentless09 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:57 pm

According to Nixon a decision on Sanchez is needed very soon e.g "apparently" flights have to be all sorted today

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:11 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:I just looked at that West Ham fans tweets and nearly spat me coffee all over my keyboard.

He's talking to David Gold (West Ham owner alongside David Sullivan) and Gold is taking a lot of flak from West Ham fans about a "lack of a big signing". He's basically saying nobody ever said there would be a big signing....

That guy SamVazMayne writes to him saying "Jack Sullivan (David Sullivans son I think) said we were going to break our transfer record this summer, that why fans are angry.

Golds reply...."Jack Sullivan is a great kid and I like him but remember he's only twelve years old".

I think for that alone twitter should stay. West Ham fans getting angry at their ownerscos a twelve year old promised a big signing :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:lol:

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Post by spikeykev » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:50 pm

Afobe in the bag according to Nixon;

'Matty Smith ‏@mattysmithbwfc

@reluctantnicko any idea if you know who is at the airport?
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1h Alan Nixon Alan Nixon ‏@reluctantnicko

@mattysmithbwfc Been sidetracked for last hour or so. Will know shortly. Afobe happening.'

Who knows about Sanchez, but tomorrow will be the deadline from the sounds of it.

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:16 pm

spikeykev wrote:Afobe in the bag according to Nixon;

'Matty Smith ‏@mattysmithbwfc

@reluctantnicko any idea if you know who is at the airport?
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1h Alan Nixon Alan Nixon ‏@reluctantnicko

@mattysmithbwfc Been sidetracked for last hour or so. Will know shortly. Afobe happening.'

Who knows about Sanchez, but tomorrow will be the deadline from the sounds of it.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:18 pm

bobo the clown wrote:I don't do Twatter ... & the above is, I think why.

I've tried to understand it but, honestly, I have NO idea what that lot says.

Can anyone translate ?
Basically it is some nobodies speculating over speculation, trying to sound important because they know. A bit like that Clubcall website; full of shite that some eejits always believe :crazy:

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Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:23 pm

This Nixon chap. Has he ever, & I mean ever, tweeted anything exclusive or accurate breaking news that caught folk by surprise?
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