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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:37 pm

Also, whilst we're at it, can someone teach Bogdan how to throw and kick the bleeding thing?

His distribution is absymal. In fact its worse than abysmal. He can't kick the bloody thing straight. Its like Jussi when he started, only worse, and doubly worse because at least then we were trying to break games up and make em scrappy.

He dithers over throwing it, then its too late. Then he kicks it, straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:18 pm

I think we'd better scrap the crossbar challenge thing. Maybe stress on what weighting a pass means. At least a couple of forward balls when't straight out for goal kicks and throws and Rickets crossed one ball without bothering to realise Chungy had come to the edge of their box so it just sailed right over his head for a throw in.
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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Whookam » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:38 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:57 pm

Whookam wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:

he ain't the smallest player

And i think LCY is good in the air

but i agree with point your trying to make
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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by William the White » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:47 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Also, whilst we're at it, can someone teach Bogdan how to throw and kick the bleeding thing?

His distribution is absymal. In fact its worse than abysmal. He can't kick the bloody thing straight. Its like Jussi when he started, only worse, and doubly worse because at least then we were trying to break games up and make em scrappy.

He dithers over throwing it, then its too late. Then he kicks it, straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
That'll be Coyle's fault, I expect. Useless tosser.

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:53 pm

William the White wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Also, whilst we're at it, can someone teach Bogdan how to throw and kick the bleeding thing?

His distribution is absymal. In fact its worse than abysmal. He can't kick the bloody thing straight. Its like Jussi when he started, only worse, and doubly worse because at least then we were trying to break games up and make em scrappy.

He dithers over throwing it, then its too late. Then he kicks it, straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
That'll be Coyle's fault, I expect. Useless tosser.
Well ultimately yes....he's responsible for the performance of the team, this is part of said performance......

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Andy Waller » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:10 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
William the White wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Also, whilst we're at it, can someone teach Bogdan how to throw and kick the bleeding thing?

His distribution is absymal. In fact its worse than abysmal. He can't kick the bloody thing straight. Its like Jussi when he started, only worse, and doubly worse because at least then we were trying to break games up and make em scrappy.

He dithers over throwing it, then its too late. Then he kicks it, straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
That'll be Coyle's fault, I expect. Useless tosser.
Well ultimately yes....he's responsible for the performance of the team, this is part of said performance......
Correct. If it's a one off then you can understand it, but on Sat the ball was being humped down the middle time after time. If Bogdan carries on doing it, he's either being told to do it or is going against the game plan. Either way, it's down to Coyle.

I'm using "game plan" in the loosest sense of the phrase there.
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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by thebish » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:12 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
Whookam wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:

he ain't the smallest player

who is then?

LCY is 5ft 11 - same height as Mark Davies...

(NB - if you accidentally type Mark Davis into the internet - you get links to some british porn star!! :shock: I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:28 pm

thebish wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:
Whookam wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:

he ain't the smallest player

who is then?

LCY is 5ft 11 - same height as Mark Davies...

(NB - if you accidentally type Mark Davis into the internet - you get links to some british porn star!! :shock: I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)
BWFCi just said he's our smallest player did't specify injured, playing etc

Stuart holden at 5ft 10 including hair is the smallest first team player we got

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by jaffka » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:54 pm

Whookam wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:
cos he has just shown himselfto be a racist

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:58 pm

It's not necessarily a racist stereotype. I thought Mavis was the smallest but apparently he's the same height. Thought Holden was taller than both. Chungy does look small beside KD even if he is taller.CYL is probably our lightest payer.

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:00 pm

Jay Spearing's about 4ft 5.

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:02 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Jay Spearing's about 4ft 5.
Perfect we need a short snappy ankle biter who runs about like a nutter getting angry and foaming at the mouth

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Leyther_Matt » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:11 pm

Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Jay Spearing's about 4ft 5.
Perfect we need a short snappy ankle biter who runs about like a nutter getting angry and foaming at the mouth
What's Stig Tofting up to these days?
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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by jaffka » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:13 pm

Stig Tofting, great memories.

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:16 pm

Leyther_Matt wrote:
Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Jay Spearing's about 4ft 5.
Perfect we need a short snappy ankle biter who runs about like a nutter getting angry and foaming at the mouth
What's Stig Tofting up to these days?
Doing time wasnt he.Seriously thats exactly the sort of character we need

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Jez » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:19 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:
Whookam wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:

he ain't the smallest player

who is then?

LCY is 5ft 11 - same height as Mark Davies...

(NB - if you accidentally type Mark Davis into the internet - you get links to some british porn star!! :shock: I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)
BWFCi just said he's our smallest player did't specify injured, playing etc

Stuart holden at 5ft 10 including hair is the smallest first team player we got

8)
Marvin Sordell and gregg wylde are 5'10 too

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Jez » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:21 pm

Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
Leyther_Matt wrote:
Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Jay Spearing's about 4ft 5.
Perfect we need a short snappy ankle biter who runs about like a nutter getting angry and foaming at the mouth
What's Stig Tofting up to these days?
Doing time wasnt he.Seriously thats exactly the sort of character we need
What like Barton? *shiver*

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Whookam » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:21 pm

thebish wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:
Whookam wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: straight at LCY our smallest bleeding player.
Why do you think he's our smallest player? :conf:

he ain't the smallest player

who is then?

LCY is 5ft 11 - same height as Mark Davies...

(NB - if you accidentally type Mark Davis into the internet - you get links to some british porn star!! :shock: I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)
From the team that started in attack and midfield on Saturday:

Kevin Davies: 1.83 m
Keith Andrews: 1.83 m

Chung Yong Lee: 1.80 m
Martin Petrov 1.80 m
Mark Davies: 1.80 m

Marvin Sordell: 1.78 m

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Re: Burnley vs Bolton

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:23 pm

Whookam wrote: From the team that started in attack and midfield on Saturday:

Kevin Davies: 1.83 m
Keith Andrews: 1.83 m

Chung Yong Lee: 1.80 m
Martin Petrov 1.80 m
Mark Davies: 1.80 m

Marvin Sordell: 1.78 m
Could we have that in old money please? :oops:
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