Owen Coyle. Shorts.

[Bruce Rioja]

You know, Smart pants and a shirt. Possibly a tie, Although with Coyles dress sense, A tie may be a bad idea.

No, that'shis "standing outside a hospital looking serious" outfit.

And fan's forum too. He does look very smart in a suit and tie, he also looks fecking redhoooclouous with his sparrow legs poking out of his footie shorts!

[Tals-biggest-fan]

I've come to terms with the fact he is still upset about retiring all those years ago and is waiting for his moment where he'll rip off that jumper and under neath will be his own Bolton shirt and he'll come on a save the day

[the-Bowtun-Warrior]

He used to look like a grade A idiot.

Now he looks like one and manages like one.
Smashing match.


In all seriousness, it embarrasses me that he represents my club on a match day.
He was a credit to himself and our club after Fab's collapse, in both actions and dressing in a suit on occasions.
On a match day, especially at away matches, it embarrasses me though.

[bobo the clown]

I really wish this was his weakest point.

[Harry Genshaw]

I remember Sammy Lee trying to 'dress like a manager' when he took over. The papers described him as looking like a page boy at a particularly rough wedding

[Worthy4England]

I remember Sammy Lee trying to 'dress like a manager' when he took over. The papers described him as looking like a page boy at a particularly rough wedding

A bit harsh. The only time Scousers wear a suit, it when they're in Court.

[Prufrock]

The shorts, I can deal with, it's the socks rolled up but no shinnies, looks wrooooooooooong.

[Bruce Rioja]

The shorts, I can deal with, it's the socks rolled up but no shinnies, looks wrooooooooooong.

You think his look would benefit from him wearing shinnies? Crikey!

[Prufrock]

Or, given he isn't wearing shinnies, socks rolled down, hipster 70s style FTW

[Bruce Rioja]

Or, given he isn't wearing shinnies, socks rolled down, hipster 70s style FTW

You're too young to remember Dave Thomas, aren't you?!

[Prufrock]

I'm just gonna say yes...

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm just gonna say yes...

Wimp!

Still, it could be worse - OC could do that proper gay John Terry thing by pulling his socks over his kneecaps!

[Ianmooreslovechild]

I think he should wear a gimp suit and spend the game with as whip brandishing leotard wearing Garty behind him so to speak. Might be more likely to get the attention of the players as the performing seal in shorts
minus ball routine is old hat

[Turkish Trotter]

Coyle Out for being the worst dressed manager, If we can't get rid for anything else, this will do.

[TANGODANCER]

I'm just gonna say yes...

Wimp!

Still, it could be worse - OC could do that proper gay John Terry thing by pulling his socks over his kneecaps!

Shades of "Who wears short short?" Albert Quixall.

[hi there, i'm chris]

It's funny, I'm pretty sure that when we were top 8 and playing great football and weeks away from an FA Cup semi final, people loved the fact that he wore shorts.

I don't care, I still do. Hate it when managers suddenly wear suits because they took over at a bigger club than their last.

[Gail Platz]

I don't know if this has been mentioned-Does it bother you Owen Coyle still dresses like a player?

Oh feck yeah it does.

While we're on the subject of appearance, what is he doing about those wrinkles? He definitely needs some facial moisturiser to give him that healthy glow. He also needs a brush up on the hair department, maybe let's get Nicky Clarke in and he can do something about those awful roots.

[bobo the clown]

I don't know if this has been mentioned-Does it bother you Owen Coyle still dresses like a player?

Oh feck yeah it does.

While we're on the subject of appearance, what is he doing about those wrinkles? He definitely needs some facial moisturiser to give him that healthy glow. He also needs a brush up on the hair department, maybe let's get Nicky Clarke in and he can do something about those awful roots.

... & his teeth !! Feckin toombstones they are !

[TANGODANCER]

Maybe he should have a complete manager makeover and do yer actual full Malcolm.

[Bruce Rioja]

So are we having him down as a 'Full-Kit Wanker' then?