West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:22 pm

Apparently Kevin Nolan broke his ankle in a pre season game today.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:58 pm

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Apparently Kevin Nolan broke his ankle in a pre season game today.
A bruied big toe, by reports.
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Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:41 pm

Lots of rumours going on twitter saying that Andy Carroll is going on loan after they've agree a £2mil loan fee with a £17mil buy fee if they want to keep him
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:50 pm

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Lots of rumours going on twitter saying that Andy Carroll is going on loan after they've agree a £2mil loan fee with a £17mil buy fee if they want to keep him

Might that free-up, ahem, a, aaaaaaaaa....... a certain Portuguese lad? :?
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Post by jimbo » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:27 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Lots of rumours going on twitter saying that Andy Carroll is going on loan after they've agree a £2mil loan fee with a £17mil buy fee if they want to keep him

Might that free-up, ahem, a, aaaaaaaaa....... a certain Portuguese lad? :?
This is his season after all, so would be a no brainer!

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:57 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Lots of rumours going on twitter saying that Andy Carroll is going on loan after they've agree a £2mil loan fee with a £17mil buy fee if they want to keep him

Might that free-up, ahem, a, aaaaaaaaa....... a certain Portuguese lad? :?
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:02 am

Andy Carroll playing for BSA would be real interesting like a bigger younger version of Davo, red nose & venga will burst at the thought :mrgreen:

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:43 am

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:01 pm

Hoboh wrote:Andy Carroll playing for BSA would be real interesting like a bigger younger version of Davo, red nose & venga will burst at the thought :mrgreen:
Didn't he make a cheeky bid for him in his last season as our manager ?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:53 pm

I thought that was under Megson, when he wasn't getting a game up there. I remember it being a paltry amount, like a million or something. I may, of course, be completely wrong.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:22 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:I thought that was under Megson, when he wasn't getting a game up there. I remember it being a paltry amount, like a million or something. I may, of course, be completely wrong.
To be honest I think you're right. A bit too long ago when Sam was with us.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:27 pm

Didn't quite know where to put this, but...

Our old friend Louise Taylor continues her anti-Allardyce stance in the Guardian writers' pre-season predictions, naming him as the first manager to be sacked.

Mind you, she also says Hatem Ben Arfa will be player of the year and Chelsea will be champions, so she's obviously gone mad.

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:51 pm

Ahhh women know fvck all about football

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Post by Sponge » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:40 pm

Today, Swansea vs West Ham, twenty minutes gone and Jussi deflects a wide-bound shot into his own goal...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:52 pm

Old Bolts were absolutely shite - Yellow Belly Finn especially :lol:
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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:59 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Old Bolts were absolutely shite - Yellow Belly Finn especially :lol:
clearly that there sam allardyce can't organise a team...

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Post by ChrisC » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:18 pm

Can see Boltham coming straight back down myself.. hopefully with QPR joining them.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:30 pm

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Post by ChrisC » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:33 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Villa look like dead men walking.

They can't blame Mcleish this year! :lol:

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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:51 pm

KUMB..
Re: Swansea City v West Ham Utd: Match Thread

Postby hammerinspain on Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:41 pm
I thought they were doing very well, two bad mistakes were the only difference in the first half, i do not think Jussi inspires confidence he looks too slight in stature and very edgy and does not command his box like a good keeper should...
Re: Swansea City v West Ham Utd: Match Thread

Postby Dannyboylister on Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:56 pm
Nolan is a liability for us. He's not fit enough. Looked like a fat pub player at times today and putting him on the wing was a frightening decision.

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