Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:14 pm

The future's looking bright for us - far less so for Arsenal though :D

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Post by Jakerbeef » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:43 am

Better get some nice clauses in before teams come sniffing.

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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:03 pm

seems RVP has banged his first in for manU..

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Beautiful.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:33 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q

Beautiful.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:59 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q

Beautiful.

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God, I wish we were a global brand.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:18 am

Aye. That'll be the reason.
Y'know what with us having never won any trophies in the past and all.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:30 am

You might be able to remember the last time you won the FA Cup but I can't ;)

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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:36 am

Gooner Girl wrote:You might be able to remember the last time you won the FA Cup but I can't ;)
Jeez, how bad is your memory? You won it in 2005.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:41 am

The fa cup?! Or some mickey mouse trophy that only counts if arsenal win it?! ;)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:03 am

Chesney out for first champs league game tonight :(

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:09 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Chesney out for first champs league game tonight :(

Is he the One and Only goalkeeper you have?

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:49 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Chesney out for first champs league game tonight :(

Is he the One and Only goalkeeper you have?
I see what you did there :D

Mannone playing instead, not so good...

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 am

He must get confused when the crowd shout 'Man On!'

'heyy, whaddaya have a go at me a for?'

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:02 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:He must get confused when the crowd shout 'Man On!'

'heyy, whaddaya have a go at me a for?'
That's a new low - even by your standards. :hang:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:06 am

I know but Gary took the Chesney Hawkes joke so i was a bit fcked :?

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:18 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I know but Gary took the Chesney Hawkes joke so i was a bit fcked :?
Have to admit - I'd just pressed 'submit on the Chesney Hawkes' gag when it informed me that Gary had got it in seconds before me. A close escape on reflection ;)
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:56 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I know but Gary took the Chesney Hawkes joke so i was a bit fcked :?
Have to admit - I'd just pressed 'submit on the Chesney Hawkes' gag when it informed me that Gary had got it in seconds before me. A close escape on reflection ;)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:40 pm

Don't think any of you should give up the day jobs just yet...

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:22 am

Can you make a chant from, 'mmm...Mannone'

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