Coyle's top 3 signings

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I think I remember Gartside saying Lee was an incoming call, "We've got the best player in Asia for you." or something along those lines.

FC Seoul did end up being practically delighted at selling someone to the Premier League!

I'm sure we weren't the only ones to get the call, though

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And

We have now, belatedly, seen that we aren't good enough to play 4-4-2

Whether that's cos he signed shite defenders - and it's very possibly the case - or whether its because we are too open, or whether it's because the centre backs have confidence levels that are shot to bits by his 'in, out, in, out, shake it all about' selection policy, I'm still undecided

However, 4-5-1 needs 1 up top

We have 4 for 1 place

At least one of our 4 million quid strikers won't be anywhere near the team if that's the case - though an Arsenal kid probably will be

Can a team with no money afford that?

I guess the answer will be yes, as a team with no money thought it sane to spend 4 million on a striker last January and then never play him, because the alternatives were 'on fire'

Was it 6 goals between 3 of them in about 15 games?

Fcuk me, I'm glad they weren't in a scoring drought

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i still like the fact we moaned about wylde not getting clearence yet he's now 3rd or 4th.choice left winger!

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Laughable

And even moreso he's 3rd behind our second choice right winger

You really couldn't invent this shit

[Lord Kangana]

Our top scorer then.

Yeah, f*cking moron.

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Maybe eagles is 5th choice striker as well then!

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Our top scorer then.

No shock he's got more than the cocks 4 million signing, what with him continuing to get splinters in his arse

[Lord Kangana]

Sorry, which £4m signing is this then?

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Unsurprising you've forgotten about him, bearing in mind Coyles unfathomable misuse of the lad

[Lord Kangana]

I have. For the benefit of the forgetful, please remind me who you're talking about.

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I'll give you a clue...

He probably won't start on Saturady

He seems to be behind an owd battering ram and an Arsenal kid

Possibly even our other 4 million flop

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I think CAPS and LK should just get a room and shag out all this pent up sexual frustration...

(it worked for me and tango...)

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And

We have now, belatedly, seen that we aren't good enough to play 4-4-2

Whether that's cos he signed shite defenders - and it's very possibly the case - or whether its because we are too open, or whether it's because the centre backs have confidence levels that are shot to bits by his 'in, out, in, out, shake it all about' selection policy, I'm still undecided

However, 4-5-1 needs 1 up top

We have 4 for 1 place

At least one of our 4 million quid strikers won't be anywhere near the team if that's the case - though an Arsenal kid probably will be

Can a team with no money afford that?

I guess the answer will be yes, as a team with no money thought it sane to spend 4 million on a striker last January and then never play him, because the alternatives were 'on fire'

Was it 6 goals between 3 of them in about 15 games?

Fcuk me, I'm glad they weren't in a scoring drought

Can they afford not to? At present most of coyles signings look like disasters ,there arent enough goals in the creative players to compensate the complete defensive ineptitude of the entire team so yes it has to be 451 to start but it gives us competition and options. And who knows once there's confidence and momentum you may be able to play more open and even use more than one of our goalden boys.