a winger called chris eagles

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:29 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:A winger, Chris Eagles by name
The girly-haired c*nt...

Now, Eagles is many things: a little overconcerned with his appearance, certainly; perhaps a touch light in the tackle. But is does he really have girly hair? Last time I looked he was attempting a Brylcreem-quiff style: are there many females up Rioja Road rocking the Richard Hawley look?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:53 pm

It's a disgrace!!!!!

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:13 pm

What must his wife think?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:17 pm

coffeymagic wrote:What must his wife think?

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:49 pm

coffeymagic wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
coffeymagic wrote: Well you try and find something to rhyme with Eagles!.
Simple rule of poetry: If it's hard to rhyme with, don't put it at the end of a line.
Make, "There once was a winger called Eagles" into "A winger, Chris Eagles by name" then you only have to rhyme with "name", much easier to do.
Oh here we go. Suddenly everyone's Pam Sodding Ayres!

I'm trying to show some flair here and you're going for the big hoof upfront to the big man!

While bypassing Eagles is simple,
The result is wholly predictable, ,
Like a big hoof up front,
To an imobile ****
That couplet was just unacceptable.

r but it has worked for us in the past though

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:50 pm

boltonboris wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:What must his wife think?

his wife must be thinking god im more manly than my husband is

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:04 pm

Nevermind

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:19 pm

doh, i know he is apparently gay but i didnt catch onto it in what you said. me

because i

myself in the head to much

Bijou Bob · Post by **Bijou Bob** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:15 pm

coffeymagic wrote:What must his wife think?

Ask him next time he cruises up the wing from right back. Allegedly

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:47 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:It's a disgrace!!!!!

Didn't realise Coyle had also brought the badge from Burnley...

Better than our badge, though

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:31 pm

Hmm, I put a reply on here but it seems to have varnished.

Like an old oak table.

Anyway, I honestly never knew the 'rumour' about Eagles (I can't say if it was true I'd be surprised but that's by the by).

My 'what must his wife think' comment was about what kind of woman would let her husband (is he married?) walk about looking like that.

Eagles' sexuality is neither here nor there and shouldn't be a reason to critcise him.

Him being a lazy sod is.

In my original post I said that saying 'I don't mind gaymen' sounds like Alan Partridge telling readers '....if I had a problem with gays do you think I would have worked in broadcasting? AT THE BBC of all places?'

a-ha!

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