Today I'm happy about......
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Gary the Enfield
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Congratulations BB
And what's with you lot and your squozen fingers?
My wife bit me on the shoulder first time round. Second time she bit the midwife!
And what's with you lot and your squozen fingers?
My wife bit me on the shoulder first time round. Second time she bit the midwife!
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To Bolton and Natalie Boris, a beautiful girl Erica. Brilliant news. 
May the bridges I burn light your way
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Blimey, no one happy since last Tuesday. Miserable set of bleeders........
Today I'm happy about seeing kate Middleton's boobs. They're not that impressive I have to say and she's a tad skinny for my tastes, but hey, they're Royal titties and probably the first and last I'm ever likely to see.
Today I'm happy about seeing kate Middleton's boobs. They're not that impressive I have to say and she's a tad skinny for my tastes, but hey, they're Royal titties and probably the first and last I'm ever likely to see.
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The pics I saw had the important bits blurred out....Bijou Bob wrote:Blimey, no one happy since last Tuesday. Miserable set of bleeders........
Today I'm happy about seeing kate Middleton's boobs. They're not that impressive I have to say and she's a tad skinny for my tastes, but hey, they're Royal titties and probably the first and last I'm ever likely to see.
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Here you go...Montreal Wanderer wrote:The pics I saw had the important bits blurred out....Bijou Bob wrote:Blimey, no one happy since last Tuesday. Miserable set of bleeders........
Today I'm happy about seeing kate Middleton's boobs. They're not that impressive I have to say and she's a tad skinny for my tastes, but hey, they're Royal titties and probably the first and last I'm ever likely to see.
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Bastard!!!!Little Green Man wrote:Here you go...Montreal Wanderer wrote:The pics I saw had the important bits blurred out....Bijou Bob wrote:Blimey, no one happy since last Tuesday. Miserable set of bleeders........
Today I'm happy about seeing kate Middleton's boobs. They're not that impressive I have to say and she's a tad skinny for my tastes, but hey, they're Royal titties and probably the first and last I'm ever likely to see.
http://www.b3tards.com/u/38d3fc0972e7b4 ... herman.gif
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Pap's were a very long way away ..... however you define that word !!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Annoyed Grunt
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All that fuss over a bit of tit.
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Going off that pic.......it isn't worth it.
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bobo the clown
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Weird, isn't it !
Youngish piece goes topless someone photographs it & it's published -- so what ?
But the guy's clearly about half a mile away & clearly photographing a private matter. Why should anyone think that's fair-game ?
Equally, she is who she is, she knows what she's joined & let herself in for so why take that chance ?
I suppose the real culprits are we, the people for taking any notice.
But we do. Eejits we are.
Youngish piece goes topless someone photographs it & it's published -- so what ?
But the guy's clearly about half a mile away & clearly photographing a private matter. Why should anyone think that's fair-game ?
Equally, she is who she is, she knows what she's joined & let herself in for so why take that chance ?
I suppose the real culprits are we, the people for taking any notice.
But we do. Eejits we are.
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Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Driving through a puddle and splashing a spotty bloke with shopping.
They're dirty, they're filthy, they're never gonna last.
Poor man last, rich man first.
Poor man last, rich man first.
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Montreal Wanderer
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Wandering Willy wrote:Driving through a puddle and splashing a spotty bloke with shopping.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
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Go on, you can all laugh...Montreal Wanderer wrote:Wandering Willy wrote:Driving through a puddle and splashing a spotty bloke with shopping.
That's not a leopard!
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Just found out that a distant (now dead) relative was a gag writer for Morecambe and Wise. Certainly brought me a little sunshine in my smile.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
Yes, you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.
Yes, you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.
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It's wednesday. And this means that the magazine I've been slaving on for three months comes out into the public domain. If you buy a copy of the FT today look for the pullout magazine inside, Capital Insights and admire it for the work of consummate genius it is. 
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Worthy4England
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Ear wax.
More specifically that after becoming nearly stone bleeding deaf with it on holiday 4 weeks ago, that most of mine is now residing in an "ear vacuum".
As they might say in the US. Woot!
More specifically that after becoming nearly stone bleeding deaf with it on holiday 4 weeks ago, that most of mine is now residing in an "ear vacuum".
As they might say in the US. Woot!
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bobo the clown
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is everyone shouting now ??Worthy4England wrote:Ear wax.
More specifically that after becoming nearly stone bleeding deaf with it on holiday 4 weeks ago, that most of mine is now residing in an "ear vacuum".
As they might say in the US. Woot!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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A year or two ago I went for an ear-syringing. When I came out even the rain seemed loud.bobo the clown wrote:is everyone shouting now ??Worthy4England wrote:Ear wax.
More specifically that after becoming nearly stone bleeding deaf with it on holiday 4 weeks ago, that most of mine is now residing in an "ear vacuum".
As they might say in the US. Woot!
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Worthy4England
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No, they can't restore what Motorhead took away on the Bomber Tour.bobo the clown wrote:is everyone shouting now ??Worthy4England wrote:Ear wax.
More specifically that after becoming nearly stone bleeding deaf with it on holiday 4 weeks ago, that most of mine is now residing in an "ear vacuum".
As they might say in the US. Woot!
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