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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:05 am

In honour of Arsenal getting their bottoms spanked...?
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:17 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:It's easily circumvented - Player of the Game, Game's Best Player, Player of the Match and so on.

I've just registered those and a shitload more and am prepared to offer low rents. Ker-fecking-ching! :pissed:
I've just trademarked all vowels, so anyone using vowels from now on will be sued !

Fck ff!
Sorry, and Fs....


:)

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:13 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just wondering. Does anybody know if Arsenal are in the champions league this season? Can't remember if they were fourth or fifth last season.
not sure - do you need to be some kind of champion - ie. have won something - to be in it? :conf:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:14 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:It's easily circumvented - Player of the Game, Game's Best Player, Player of the Match and so on.

I've just registered those and a shitload more and am prepared to offer low rents. Ker-fecking-ching! :pissed:
I've just trademarked all vowels, so anyone using vowels from now on will be sued !

Fck ff!
Sorry, and Fs....

:)
wnkr!
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:10 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:It's easily circumvented - Player of the Game, Game's Best Player, Player of the Match and so on.

I've just registered those and a shitload more and am prepared to offer low rents. Ker-fecking-ching! :pissed:
I've just trademarked all vowels, so anyone using vowels from now on will be sued !
Bllx.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:40 am

thebish wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:It's easily circumvented - Player of the Game, Game's Best Player, Player of the Match and so on.

I've just registered those and a shitload more and am prepared to offer low rents. Ker-fecking-ching! :pissed:
I've just trademarked all vowels, so anyone using vowels from now on will be sued !

Fck ff!
Sorry, and Fs....

:)
wnkr!
Wsh yr mth t wth sp nd wtr !
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Prufrock » Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:06 am

ck
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:15 am

Is everyone queuing up to use vowels :mrgreen:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:06 am

Prufrock wrote:ck
cck?
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:15 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Prufrock wrote:ck
cck?
clck??
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:25 am

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Prufrock wrote:ck
cck?
clck??
sprclfrglstcxpldcs :P
That's not a leopard!
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:52 am

Prufrock wrote:ck
Nope the missus does all the cooking.

Unless you were offering some cake??
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:04 am

These are a couple of headlines on today's BBC News website:
AIRPORT STAFF SEIZE GIANT SNAILS
POPCORN LUNG MAN WINS $7.2m

Has Kelvin fecking MacKenzie taken over the Beeb?
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:06 am

A bloke has lungs made of popcorn? How strange.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:07 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:A bloke has lungs made of popcorn? How strange.
Sweet.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:08 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:A bloke has lungs made of popcorn? How strange.
Terminal I'd have thought. (oh no mixing it up with the airport staff story!) [sorry]
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:09 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:A bloke has lungs made of popcorn? How strange.
Sweet.
I should hope so. That savoury stuff's just not right.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:31 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:A bloke has lungs made of popcorn? How strange.
Sweet.
I should hope so. That savoury stuff's just not right.
I see that his condition brought his promising military career to an end. He'd reached the rank of Kernel 8)
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Verbal » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:32 pm

You know when a new project manager comes in to an already successful operation and proceeds
to rip the structure apart, dumps 75% of his workload onto your team all in the name of self-promotion so he can say he's changed the operation?

That
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:06 pm

do you work at bwfc?
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