Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[thebish]

is he standing back, shaking his head and making sucking noises through his teeth?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

is he standing back, shaking his head and making sucking noises through his teeth?

No, he's not a mechanic...

[Bruce Rioja]

is he standing back, shaking his head and making sucking noises through his teeth?

I've already had the line "It's badly designed this, you know?!"

Seriously, and we're no experts, but does that look badly designed to you?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Who is this joker, is he a freelance fitter?

[Bruce Rioja]

Who is this joker, is he a freelance fitter?

He's my Girl Friday's fella. You know how these things go?! "Yeah, I can do that".

A fitter of gas fires he is. A fitter of fireplaces he clearly isn't!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ask to see his POODLE registry (professional outfitter of deluxe light&heating equipment).

[jaffka]

Did he use the line:

"This is a big job this, it's going to cost you a monkey before I even open my toolbag!"

[Lost Leopard Spot]

iFire5. Apparently the flame app is dodgy.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Told you.

[Bruce Rioja]

^

It's in now (the fireplace, not the fire yet). I'd better nip out and buy one of those rope fence things that they have in the bank, to make sure no-one stands too close to it!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

^

It's in now (the fireplace, not the fire yet). I'd better nip out and buy one of those rope fence things that they have in the bank, to make sure no-one stands too close to it!

Them rope things are expensive. Probably cost as much as the fire! The stretchable ones make good weapons though...just mind your fingers

[TANGODANCER]

^

It's in now (the fireplace, not the fire yet). I'd better nip out and buy one of those rope fence things that they have in the bank, to make sure no-one stands too close to it!

Don't switch it on when you have your brother's dog up. If he's anything like mine he'll settle down there and be un-shiftable. "His " fire.

[BWFC_Insane]

On the plus side Bruce, that fire is going in at exactly the right time.......

[TANGODANCER]

On the plus side Bruce, that fire is going in at exactly the right time.......

What's so special about 3-0'clock?

[Bruce Rioja]

On the plus side Bruce, that fire is going in at exactly the right time.......

Aye. This is the final installment of the downstairs heating/radiator renewal/re-positioning plan. Next up - re-decorating.

[TANGODANCER]

So is the fireplace in then Bruce?

[Bruce Rioja]

So is the fireplace in then Bruce?

Aye.

[thebish]

is it quite in the middle???

[jaffka]

is it quite in the middle???

[Bruce Rioja]

is it quite in the middle???

Perfectly. And level (on a pissed floor)