General Chit Chat

[Gooner Girl]

I want one of these!

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[Lost Leopard Spot]

Tracy Stammers said "our family was not told..." Hang on, run that one by me again! Your family? you are the wife of the ex-partner of the mother of Megan Stammers, so you are at best Megan Stammers's step-step-mother. I'm probably as closely related; Ban Ki Moon and Owen Coyle are probably as closely related.

[Gooner Girl]

Just back from footy training. Hammered it down with rain for the last 15/20 minutes! Had a fab time!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Just back from footy training. Hammered it down with rain for the last 15/20 minutes! Had a fab time!

Pissed down here too, only I was walking the dog when the heavens opened and we scooted back indoors. I think she was secretly pleased. Gutters overflowing onto my head as I tried to get the key in the door. Sodden

[thebish]

I just followed a link from an email offering a knock-down price on a piece of motorbike alarm kit... (won't be buying one) as the kit costs about a third what i paid for the bike itself!!

however - I was intrigued by a line in their sales blurb..

"We have extended our free ‘lifetime guarantee’ on this product."

[Bruce Rioja]

"We have extended our free ‘lifetime guarantee’ on this product."

Maybe it's aimed exclusively at the clergy?

[thebish]

"We have extended our free ‘lifetime guarantee’ on this product."

Maybe it's aimed exclusively at the clergy?

cool - I can park my hog - fully alarmed - through the very gates of heaven! (mind - I'd not expect it to get nicked up there... )

[Worthy4England]

"We have extended our free ‘lifetime guarantee’ on this product."

Maybe it's aimed exclusively at the clergy?

cool - I can park my hog - fully alarmed - through the very gates of heaven! (mind - I'd not expect it to get nicked up there... )

Like a sinner, before the gates of heaven?

[Gary the Enfield]

"We have extended our free ‘lifetime guarantee’ on this product."

Maybe it's aimed exclusively at the clergy?

cool - I can park my hog - fully alarmed - through the very gates of heaven! (mind - I'd not expect it to get nicked up there... )

Like a sinner, before the gates of heaven?

I'll come rolling on back to you.......... Vrooooomm!!!!

[Gooner Girl]

Just worked out why my daughters hair keeps getting so crusty the last few days. Turns out shes wiping her snotty nose with her fingers then twiddling her hair. Bleurgh. Thought you'd all enjoy knowing that (have to say it had been bugging me why every night we washed it, it then needed doing again...)

[thebish]

try this at home...

add two hoola-hoops to a mug of black coffee and you get a magnificent owl!

[Gooner Girl]

Very cool. Sermon writing day by any chance?!

[CrazyHorse]

That's genius bish. Like it.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

looks like instant :yuck:

[boltonboris]

Check you out ya snobby southern bastard!!

[thebish]

looks like instant :yuck:

is there any other kind of hoola-hoop??

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Just tried it. My coffee's not up to scratch. Mine looked more like a decomposing meerkat.

[thebish]

Just tried it. My coffee's not up to scratch. Mine looked more like a decomposing meerkat.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

looks like instant :yuck:

is there any other kind of hoola-hoop??

I meant the coffee silly Can't stand instant, tastes nothing like coffee. Would be one of the first things I'd put into room 101..right after supermarkets and the Daily Mail

[thebish]

looks like instant :yuck:

is there any other kind of hoola-hoop??

I meant the coffee silly Can't stand instant, tastes nothing like coffee. Would be one of the first things I'd put into room 101..right after supermarkets and the Daily Mail

I have to admit I'm the same (though my eyes are not as sharp as yours in being able to differentiate the picture above so precisely!)

I bought myself a (fairly cheap) Phillips Senseo coffee machine (and some pods that mean I can use a coffee of my choice rather than their expensive bags) - and now instant coffee tastes like beelzebub's fermented armpit juice....