Today I'm angry about.....

[Gary the Enfield]

Of what?

Why is the water ombudsman being brought into this?

Surely it's OFSTED we need.

[Bruce Rioja]

Daniel, we're not taking the piss - you're giving it away, mate.

[CrazyHorse]

Know nowt pricks who expect you to help them out with their job as well as doing your own but don't listen to a word you say and then, well then they get all arsey with you because they've misunderstood.

[truewhite15]

Know nowt pricks who expect you to help them out with their job as well as doing your own but don't listen to a word you say and then, well then they get all arsey with you because they've misunderstood.

Been working with Coyle?

[bobo the clown]

As i said, for OLD people its fine!

Well .... you are never going to newly-name a middle-aged person though, now are you ?!

[Bruce Rioja]

Tax underpaid by? Under-fecking-paid by?????

[boltonboris]

Haven't you only just got a meaty cheque through the post after paying too much?

[clapton is god]

^ Thats what happened to me last year! They gave me a refund due to an overpayment then in the next year snatched it back due to an underpayment. Barstewards, the lot of 'em!

[Bruce Rioja]

Haven't you only just got a meaty cheque through the post after paying too much?

No, mate. That was that PPI stuff. These 4uckers have written to me saying I've not paid enough at 40 per-fecking-bastard-cent!!!!

And as if that's not enough for one morning, last week I created a spreadsheet for my new boss (a Kraut) who's just presented it back to us all, after him having done no more than alter the font and change some numbers to show in red, as all his own work. He even included "So, what I've done here is................

Good job I'd BC'd my colleagues in on the original, eh?

[Gary the Enfield]

Tax underpaid by? Under-fecking-paid by?????

Had this for the last four years. I'm PAYE but for some reason the information issued by my Payroll Dept. (next door to HR - the bastards) doesn't marry with the Tax code I have. I owe nearly 3 grand in tax which I'm having to pay off over the next 3 years.

[superjohnmcginlay]

Tax dodging bastards. String 'em up.

[thebish]

Tax dodging bastards. String 'em up.

aye - no wonder the books don't balance!! the rich are not paying their taxes!!!!

[Worthy4England]

Haven't you only just got a meaty cheque through the post after paying too much?

I did, so it might have been me.

They got me on "underpaid" when I filed January, so I filed last years, as soon as my P60 came through in April, to find out they owed it me all back (and some)

[CrazyHorse]

I overpaid by two quid this last year. So obviously the drinks are on me.

[boltonboris]

I too got a cheque in the post earlier this year.. Did me for a nice weekend away and a few treats

[Bruce Rioja]

I too got a cheque in the post earlier this year.. Did me for a nice weekend away and a few treats

Err, do you mind fecking off over to the happy thread with that one thanks, Sunshine?

[boltonboris]

Think I did at the time... I can do it again though, I suppose

[Lost Leopard Spot]

When did bungalows with plastic roofs, one bedroom flats, and converted abbatoirs become "Holiday Cottages". Am I the only person on the planet that thinks a cottage should be a cottage not a steel-framed glass fronted one roomed open plan extension stuck on the end of a visitor's centre?
Other delightful cottages include a concrete bunker and what looks like a garden shed. The garden shed is even 'no dogs allowed' - don't worry, I wouldn't want my dog going anywhere near the place!

[Lord Kangana]

I got told I overpaid by just shy of a couple of grand this last time out. From the previous year.

I am Yin to you bastards Yang it would appear.

[Gary the Enfield]

I got told I overpaid by just shy of a couple of grand this last time out. From the previous year.

I am Yin to you bastards Yang it would appear.

I hope you and my money will be very happy.