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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:32 pm

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Gooner Girl wrote:Walked past The Shard on Wednesday. Had not seen it close up before, pretty impressive. Anyone been up to the top? Apparently it costs nearly £90 for a family of 4 to all go up there! :shock:
£90 just to go up a building?
Apparantly! Can't imagine it will get many takers!
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:47 pm

I certainly wouldn't.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:50 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
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Gooner Girl wrote:Walked past The Shard on Wednesday. Had not seen it close up before, pretty impressive. Anyone been up to the top? Apparently it costs nearly £90 for a family of 4 to all go up there! :shock:
£90 just to go up a building?
Apparantly! Can't imagine it will get many takers!
Something tells me CAPSLOCK will be along soon with an invitation to take you up the OXO tower for free.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:54 pm

OXO Tower....is that a euphemism?
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:14 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:OXO Tower....us that a euphemism?
Oh .... Ref .... REF !!! :shock:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:24 pm

Hmmm, not sure i'd want Capslock to 'take' me anywhere. He's not the most charming of you Bolton fans, thats for sure...
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by William the White » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:42 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Walked past The Shard on Wednesday. Had not seen it close up before, pretty impressive. Anyone been up to the top? Apparently it costs nearly £90 for a family of 4 to all go up there! :shock:
I took the train from London Bridge to South Bermondsey for the match yesterday...

the Shard loomed above the station.

I got dizzy looking upwards...

and will be happy to save the £90 not going up it...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:50 pm

They should build a big f*cking peace wall around the City and East London, you know, Canary Wharf and that. Its f*cking horrible. I can't imagine this is going to improve matters.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:43 am

Elderly couple from Bedford bought plant at car boot, planted it, and it grew and grew...
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Marvellous. :D
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:47 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Elderly couple from Bedford bought plant at car boot, planted it, and it grew and grew...
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Marvellous. :D
I'll bring along a potato sack of peanut M&M's :D
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:00 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Elderly couple from Bedford bought plant at car boot, planted it, and it grew and grew...
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Marvellous. :D
I'll bring along a potato sack of peanut M&M's :D
in other headlines... "Man dies after cockroach-eating competition" - maybe he'd been round their house too.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:06 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Elderly couple from Bedford bought plant at car boot, planted it, and it grew and grew...
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Oh and the best bit
the beeb wrote:Police officers were astounded when they spotted the plant. They have collected it and a spokesperson said it would be disposed of.
(yes) in a series of small fires I bet.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:52 pm

Apparently they had no idea what it is. Aye alright. Ageing fooking hippies more like who blagged their way out of it.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Raven » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:59 pm

A mouse ran across the road in front of me today, thats about as exciting as my day will get
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:39 pm

Raven wrote:A mouse ran across the road in front of me today, thats about as exciting as my day will get

was it carrying a little placard saying "Coyle Out!"?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:51 pm

Raven wrote:A mouse ran across the road in front of me today, thats about as exciting as my day will get
Are you in Amsterdam ?

Was he returning to his windmill ?

Coz that would be hardly surprisin'
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:49 pm

Raven wrote:A mouse ran across the road in front of me today, thats about as exciting as my day will get
The squirrel that ran out in front of me was marginally more exciting. 8)
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:30 am

My cat got in a fight with a squirrel this morning and as he is a farm cat you can guess who won
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:21 am

Did he win on points, knockout, pin-down, what?
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:33 pm

pin down + scratch + bite + squirrel only got one shot in where my cat got about 20 + squirrel legged it right down the garden and over the fence = cat win
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