Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

I believe the Robin Hood Airport guy had a successful appeal in the end, Pru.

[Prufrock]

Indeed, but as he said after winning his appeal, "It is ridiculous it ever got this far".

It's like they've all gone mad. Social media 'crimes' are worse than common or garden assault.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Indeed, but as he said after winning his appeal, "It is ridiculous it ever got this far".

It's like they've all gone mad. Social media 'crimes' are worse than common or garden assault.

Is that when you get battered with rhubarb?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

No i think you get amBUSHed

[Montreal Wanderer]

Deflowered?

[Gary the Enfield]

Deflowered?

Assault and Battree?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

GBeeH?

[Prufrock]

Oh Jesus wept.

[TANGODANCER]

Mistletoe'd and Horse chestnutted.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

[TANGODANCER]

They never stop trying, do they, even though they can't speak or write English properly? E-mail received today.



Dear valued Client,
During our usual security enhancement protocol,we observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online banking account.
We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons, we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to update.

Please click on the link below to verify your information with us:

[Lost Leopard Spot]

They never stop trying, do they, even though they can't speak or write English properly? E-mail received today.



Dear valued Client,
During our usual security enhancement protocol,we observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online banking account.
We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons, we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to update.

Please click on the link below to verify your information with us:

Marvellous. Nigerian or Russian do you reckon?

[TANGODANCER]

They never stop trying, do they, even though they can't speak or write English properly? E-mail received today.



Dear valued Client,
During our usual security enhancement protocol,we observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online banking account.
We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons, we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to update.

Please click on the link below to verify your information with us:

Marvellous. Nigerian or Russian do you reckon?

Somali pirates maybe?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

They never stop trying, do they, even though they can't speak or write English properly? E-mail received today.



Dear valued Client,
During our usual security enhancement protocol,we observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online banking account.
We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons, we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to update.

Please click on the link below to verify your information with us:

Marvellous. Nigerian or Russian do you reckon?

Somali pirates maybe?

Nooooo... they're far too busy actually making money.

[TANGODANCER]

They never stop trying, do they, even though they can't speak or write English properly? E-mail received today.



Dear valued Client,
During our usual security enhancement protocol,we observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online banking account.
We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons, we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to update.

Please click on the link below to verify your information with us:

Marvellous. Nigerian or Russian do you reckon?

Somali pirates maybe?

Nooooo... they're far too busy actually making money.

[Verbal]

Doctors again today.

Went well.

On some mild tabs then going to go back in five weeks and see what's happening, with a view to counselling, or somthing. Depending on how I am obviously.

Somehow the name on my prescription has been misspelt. Everyone does it. I have no idea how that can happen on a prescription though. Idiots

[Gary the Enfield]

Doctors again today.

Went well.

On some mild tabs then going to go back in five weeks and see what's happening, with a view to counselling, or somthing. Depending on how I am obviously.

Somehow the name on my prescription has been misspelt. Everyone does it. I have no idea how that can happen on a prescription though. Idiots

Perhaps it's YOU who spells it wrong?

Welld one, btw. Keep the updates coming.

[thebish]

Somehow the name on my prescription has been misspelt. Everyone does it. I have no idea how that can happen on a prescription though. Idiots

verbull?, furball? vurbal??

[Prufrock]

Doctors again today.

Went well.

On some mild tabs then going to go back in five weeks and see what's happening, with a view to counselling, or somthing. Depending on how I am obviously.

Somehow the name on my prescription has been misspelt. Everyone does it. I have no idea how that can happen on a prescription though. Idiots

Good to hear, sir.

And do they spell your name like a colour perchance? Coz that's how I even say it!

[Verbal]

Yes

There isn't a fecking 'r' in there!