Liverpool laughing stocks?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:09 pm

Athers wrote:why doesn't this man get penalties?

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he really is an unlikeable little arsewipe - I entirely understand why Liverpool fans love him...

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by jaffka » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:15 pm

Nice to see them still struggling.

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:15 pm

Deluded on Rawk wrote:Suarez was fouled, he didn't slip, his right leg gets caught. Then he threw himself down to make the point.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:53 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Deluded on Rawk wrote:Suarez was fouled, he didn't slip, his right leg gets caught. Then he threw himself down to make the point.
:lol:
No way? Shirley that's from someone that's nipped on to take the piss, no? :shock:
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:06 pm

Oh no - have a read of Rawk.

Funniest thing on the net.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:29 pm

The scousers can't understand why they don'y win every week. Perhaps it's another conspiracy:
Week in week out, I See us, I see other clubs, no club is being targeted quite like ourselves. I can't believe people don't think the league is fixed and there's no corruption it's ridiculous. So the government can cover up 96 deaths for over two decades but the FA can't swing a few games, yeah......okay.
Or maybe there's another reason they can't score:
the red nets are not helping
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Though it's not fair when they have to play bully boys like Stoke. Stronger action is needed from their captain:
There was a 5 minute spell in the second half when we were kicked off the pitch, that culminated in Johnson being barged off the pitch. At that point I would have been quite happy if Gerrard had just taken the players off the pitch in protest, thats how bad I thought it was today
It could be that they are just deluded:
When football meets anti-football, a 0-0 result is likely as they cancel each other out.
Watching the game was like an extended battle scene from Lord of the Rings - the graceful, skilful good guys up against the big, lumbering (and ugly) orcs.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that most of Stoke's players were made in an underground cave, just like in the film.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:19 pm

Brilliant. They should definitely appoint an independent panel of Liverpudlians to investigate.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:16 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Brilliant. They should definitely appoint an independent panel of Liverpudlians to investigate.
They'd all be Everton fans
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:43 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... pe-1369893" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

As one comment said "he's going to need more envelopes"

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:04 pm

^ :lol:

Even if he is dodging blame for their performances at the moment, Rodgers reputation is being seriously damaged by this programme.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Prufrock » Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:30 am

Is it? How many people have watched it? I haven't, and I guess I'm in the minority. All I can gather is he has a weird portrait of himself, and he's tried some Derren Brown (clue, no-one's name is written in the envelopes).
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:10 am

Prufrock wrote:Is it? How many people have watched it? I haven't, and I guess I'm in the minority. All I can gather is he has a weird portrait of himself, and he's tried some Derren Brown (clue, no-one's name is written in the envelopes).
I'll qualify that for you: he doesn't have a weird portrait of himself, it's just weird that he has a portrait of himself.
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:21 pm

Prufrock wrote:Is it? How many people have watched it? I haven't, and I guess I'm in the minority. All I can gather is he has a weird portrait of himself, and he's tried some Derren Brown (clue, no-one's name is written in the envelopes).
Its on C5 so I dont suppose many have seen it but its getting circulation in all the red tops at the moment. There's a reason that a certain 'omerta' exists in football dressing rooms - most team talks are meaningless 5hit! :D
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by H. Pedersen » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:14 pm

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:28 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Del Piero has rejected a move to Liverpool and opted for Sydney.
I know it's the Mail (unsure if already posted too), but: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... agedy.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by boltonboris » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:41 pm

Woah!

http://duncanjenkins.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:42 pm

boltonboris wrote:Woah!

http://duncanjenkins.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:shock:
Just seen that as well........paranoid or what?

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by thebish » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:57 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Woah!

http://duncanjenkins.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:shock:
Just seen that as well........paranoid or what?
that's lunacy!!!

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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:55 pm

I saw that Being Liverpool programme for the first time last night after seeing Athers' recommendation on Facebook.

:lol:

I love the deafening silence after every David Brent-esque thing Rodgers says. My girlfriend has no interest in or knowledge about football whatsoever and thought it was satire. (Right down to the Scouse fans with subtitles.)
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Re: Liverpool laughing stocks?

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:43 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I saw that Being Liverpool programme for the first time last night after seeing Athers' recommendation on Facebook.

:lol:

I love the deafening silence after every David Brent-esque thing Rodgers says. My girlfriend has no interest in or knowledge about football whatsoever and thought it was satire. (Right down to the Scouse fans with subtitles.)
It is compulsive TV.

And what was all that bollocks with the three envelopes... stunning man management, not.

But the constant OK-ing from Rodgers, OK, is getting like, OK, so tedious that I might, OK have to give it a miss next week, OK.
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